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25 Slightly Suspicious And Oddly Specific Scenarios

Have you ever seen or heard someone say something something and thought that it was just a little too specific to be innocent? Everyone likely has before, at some point in time. Everyone has heard someone ask an oddly specific question and end the question with the phrase "asking for a friend" and know that was a lie. Well, beyond asking questions, some people just have some really weird, specific ideas in their heads as well. Some people are geniuses when it comes to making situations up and coming up with distinct, accurate descriptions for things.

Seeing something oddly specific is always an entertaining yet kind of bewildering time. Reddit's /r/oddlyspecific was made for everything strangely specific that people thought was too good to go unnoticed. Despite their insane specificity, these statements remain surprisingly true and relatable, making them even better. Here are 25 oddly specific phrases that got a little weird.

Real

ok serious question, what is this for? anderson >> @xvkingg this is for my mom to dramatically grab when I'm going 26 in a 25

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I'd watch it

Sam "Halloween SpookyTim... @samcahnruns mtv should do a show where they have a young woman read 3 of the ho t messages from guys in her DMs in front of the 3 men's moms and the moms have to guess which one was their son. (a screenshot of the DM will be projected as well so the moms can use their grammar as a clue)

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Rest in peace

Zack Budryk @BudrykZack The single most important thing a man can do to be an ally is give his woman friends permission to give dudes at the bar his number so when they call he can angrily say that's not funny because she died 15 years ago that very night 2:28 PM · 11/18/20⚫ Twitter Web App 14.7K Retweets 940 Quote Tweets 89.9K Likes

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This is accurate

macklesufficient Follow guide 4 teens tell the cops nothing tell the paramedics everything ur eyebrows are fine 090 89,249 notes

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Holiday gift guide!

ditch pony @molly7anne every boyfriend gift guide is just: -hot sauce -alcohol -new underwear for when he $&:!$ himself from all the hot sauce and alcohol -a watch

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That's cold

ÈSÙ LÁÀLÚ @AdedolapoAdey13 When my ex started cheating, I did not let her know I knew, but I was planning my revenge carefully. Told her to resign her job that I will open a spa for her (she has always hated her job). Then when she resigned and told me, I sent her my evidence with a break up text. 11:18 AM 11/8/22 Twitter Web App 3.7K 7 074

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Time for a new job

I think it's time to look for a new job... D COOLPHIN STAFF NOTICE PLEASE STOP USING BATHROOM BREAKS AS AN EXCUSE TO SEARCH FOR NEW JOBS. BATHROOM BREAKS ARE NOW LIMITED TO 2 MINUTES AND 30 SECONDS.

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They'll never know

Keaton Patti ❤ @KeatonPatti Gen Z will never know the feeling of sliding the VHS tape out of the box, pushing it into the VCR, and then having the FBI raid your house because your dad did a bunch of Enron stuff.

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Just a guy

thomas @perfectsweeties dudes will be like "wheres my big gf with a small waist t that watches anime and plays video games but not too much and can be both my mom and my therapist" meanwhile theyre just some guy

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Someone make this into a movie

worldhammerer Follow what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood jamesspaderdidhavanasyndrome Follow Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who's biting a tree real hard elf-kid2 Follow Maple syrup vampire husband 82,135 notes D D □ ♡

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Way too accurate

Gabrielle Moss @Gaby_Moss why is every reddit relationships question like "i [F29] love my fiance [M34], except whenever we fight, he takes a dump in the living room, then makes me refer to his dump as 'Mr. Hoskins' and apologize to it. am i overreacting? our wedding is in 6 hours"

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Mist feels so good

Nate @thenatewolf I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

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So annoying

Gabe Rivera @gaberivera You know how when you're a fast walker and the guy ahead of you is fast too but only 90% as fast as you, so you MUST pass him, but to pass him you have to walk comically faster than your normal speed, or else you'll be in his personal space too long as you pass? That's annoying.

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Oh, okay

i bless the rains down in castamere @Chinchillazllla wasn't prepared for the specificity with which Google answered this how long does a cat hold a grudge ALL IMAGES 16 hours SHOPPING NEWS V

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Good point

Lethality Jane @LethalityJane Reminder to not be a holes to your local Russian themed restaurants and businesses here in America, the 50 year old grandmother who sells piroshki did not invade Ukraine. 9:22 PM 2/26/22 Twitter for Android . 202 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 1,342 Likes

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Sounds about right

Lishi @elmersgluwu Twizzlers taste like as if someone was vaguely thinking of cherries whilst melting plastic bags into a pasta noodle press #twizzlers

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Imagine…

Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama Follow imagine you wake up every day in room-sized bed. you are gently lifted from the covers and dressed in warmest sweaters each morning. your favourite foods are brought to you. you have no bills, no job, no responsibilities. but you are a chihuahua, so you are blind with rage. 7:59 PM - Oct 27, 2024 3.6M Views

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You cannot see that

thomas violence @thomas_violence Follow its very cool that youtube is the largest collection. of video footage ever assembled and it's borderline impossible to search. rocking up to the library of alexandria and the guy keeps showing you the same three scrolls and standing in your way if you try to look at anything else

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It's how she survives

Girl with no problems @hotpriestt me when a witch says my tongue has to float in the middle of my mouth without touching anything or i'll die best of jenna ortega @jennasfiles • 3d jenna ortega for the press tour of 'wednesday' 600

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Two shirts

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Felt this

SPIRIT Person obsessed with their air fryer Includes Air Fryer Not being able to stop talking about their air fryer Judgement for people without an air fryer. INDONS MASOUTO ADULT Size Costume ONE SIZE FITS MOST

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Wonderful…

normal guy parody account @urvillageidiot you wake up. you're still a lizard sunning on a red rock. it was all a dream. the concept of selling "feet pics" to pay back "student loans" is already losing its meaning as you open and lick your own eyeballs to moisten them. time to eat a bug.

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Warm oatmeal

Results: 1 items It's not off white it's oatmeal 07/10/2024 Sort by 응Filters Purchased size: XL How it fits: True to Size The product description says off white and the colour in the picture appears off white but when it came it was a warm oatmeal Jack Prefer not to say City of London Report abuse Helpful 0

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That would be terrible

holden m.accountable @noahpasaran it would sk to live in Ancient Greece. you're making a smoothie at Greek Jamba Juice and a customer goes "you're so good at making smoothies! perhaps even better than the gods" and suddenly Opora, the goddess of fruit harvests, has turned you into a mango

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It would save embarrassment

potch @potch There should be a hotline you can call where you can safely pronounce words you've only ever read out loud for the first time, and they say "oh sweetie" and kindly explain how it's pronounced.

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