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25 Store Signs Making Us Laugh

The world of signage is a fickle one. Signs are a necessary evil. Signs are made to inform people of many different things. Signs are needed to tell people about sales and stores, they are necessary for guiding drivers on roads and walkers on pathways, and they are crucial for cautioning people of dangers. There is no doubt that signs are essential in the world, but they aren't always nice to see. Signs are visual pollution. They block natural sights and take up space. So what's the solution to this problem? Making them funny!

Funny signs are signs that do everything they need to do, but they also make a joke, making people laugh in the process of informing them of something. Funny signs are the best kinds around, they are also just good marketing decisions, and everyone will remember the funny sign over the boring one. So here are 25 signs filled with jokes and humor that no one will complain about seeing.

Don't be afraid

NEXT TIME YOU RE AFRAID TO SHARE IDEAS REMEMBER SOMEONE ONCE SAID IN A MEETING LETS MAKE A FILM WITH A TORNADO FULL OF SHARKS

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You got this

Google maps: Rerouting Bing maps: JUST SPEED UP A BIT YOU GOT THIS

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They should be grateful

I tried donating blood... NEVER AGAIN!!! Too many stupid questions! Whose blood is it? Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket?

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Someone help him

NEED $ FOR NEW DEATH STAR

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Pro tip

TODAY'S WORK FROM HOME TIP: BLOWING ON THE WINE IN THE MUG WILL HELP CONVINCE YOUR ZOOM MEETING THAT YOUR TEA IS HOT CWE

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That's comforting…

ATTENTION! If you become lost or confused in the corn maze, stay calm! Don't panic, help is on the way. Every Thursday morning we send a rescue team into the maze to bring out everyone left from the previous weekend. They are highly trained and can usually locate over two-thirds of those left behind.

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Get it?

You Matter Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light.. ..then you energy.

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Seems legit

LL CED BED Car noise prices 1. Psssssssshh.... 50$ 2. Couik-couik-couij 65$ 3. Tak-i-tak! 75$ 4. Wouh-wouh-wouh 100$ 5. Tic-tic-tic-tic 120$ 6. Klak-klak-klak 130$ 7. Klak-a-klak-a-klak 200$ 8. Trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt 250$ 9. Gnn-gnna-gnn-gnnn.... 300$ 10. liiiiiiiiii....... 500$ 11. Plapra-pa-ta-prrat-a-prra 900$ 12. Paklonk-paklonk 1000$ 13. Pow!!!!! CarSwap 2000$

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They're unwritten

THE TWO UNWRITTEN RULES FOR LIFE 1. 2.

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How are you supposed to pay that fine?

TOUCHING WIRES CAUSES boredoondo INSTANT DEATH $200 FINE & Newcastle Tramway Authority

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Valid

UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL BE GIVEN AN ENERGY DRINK AND TAUGHT TO SWEAR

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No judgement here

DRINKS FOR HUMANS +-- DRINKS FOR DOGS A (or really Short people with Incredibly low STANDARDS We don't Judge)

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Honest advertising

TACO BUENO PPACIO BUENO

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…Sorry?

tion Open‣ We plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025. Conservatives

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These new bathroom signs are wild

L Toilet Toilet L

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Ta da

They told me to make a sign A LUNG

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Hehe

Ne 2PAC OF EMINEMS FOR 50 CENT THATS LUDACRIS AINT NO BIGGIE THO VELO TRUE

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Shoutout

DUFFYSBOARDOFWISDOM Shoutout to everyone who can Still remember their childhood phone number but can't remember the password they Created yesterday You are my people.

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Do they?

GEORGINA GARDEN CENTRE DO CLOUDS EVER LOOK DOWN ON US AND SAY THAT ONE IS SHAPED LIKE AN IDIOT? PLEMIN GARDEN CENTRE

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It's the easy way out

PEOPLE WRITE CONGRATS BECAUSE THEY CANT SPELL CONGRAJLASHINS www.CONTACTPRINTING.COM

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Wow…

Me too sign, me too FAST & EASY

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They have a point

VINCE THE SIGN GUY WITHOUT FREEDOM OF SPEECH WE WOULD NOT KNOW WHO THE IDIOTS ARE 2021 SignPuns LLC

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I did…

WHAT I IF TOLD YOU YOU READ THE TOP LINE WRONG

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Nose pickers

"BEFORE TH LOD AM BHEEGEED Select NGMA DC Co ENDALE COMBSHELLS HAWKGIRL COLLECTIBLES O DC DC PLEASE DO NOT PICK YOUR NOSE IF WE SEE YOU PICKING YOUR NOSE WE WILL CALL YOU OUT LOUDLY ACCROSS THE ENTIRE STORE PLEASE, Do NOT PICK YOUR NOSE DARK ACC OF RESISTANCE SILK SPITTER DESIGNER SERIES GREC CAPILLO RESIST

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It's true

IF SLOTHS WERE FAST THEY WOULD BE KIND OF SCARY

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