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25 Stories That Just Aren't True

For some people, lying is like a hobby. Tons of people lie on the Internet for all kinds of reasons. Some people lie to make themselves seem like good people, some lie to push an agenda, and some lie just for attention. The thing about lying is that it's so easy to tell when someone is lying, and it's embarrassing when they get caught. Sure, there are tons of wild things that happen in the world. These stories are just so fake that it's amazing they thought they'd get away with it. Lying online is common practice though, if nothing else at least it provides some entertainment.

Reddit's /r/thathappened is a subreddit where users can share the most fake stories they have found when scrolling online. These stories are from all over the web. From Twitter to Facebook and everywhere in between. Some people have no limits when it comes to their lies. So here are 25 terrible stories that so fake they're kind of painful to read.

He made this up

Elon Musk ❤x & X @elonmusk Subscribe Unless murderers are locked up, they will murder. A guy chased three X employees down Market St in SF trying hit them with an axe. They reported it, but no action was taken. A few months later, that guy killed someone with his axe. 10:42 PM - 8/31/24 297 Views

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Sure you saw that

auby23 • 12h While working as an apprentice chef i once saw a customer complain to the head chef that his steak was dry( Eventhough he ordered a well done). The chef grabs a fresh steak took it to the end of the kitchen and puts it on the floor then proceed to urinate on the piece of meat and then cooks it on the grill. He sends it back out to the customer and after the customer ate his dinner, he comes back to the kitchen and thank the head chef for a wonderfull meal. This is why i never complain to kitchen staff. Reply -5

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And everyone clapped

Single comment thread See full discussion I had a similar experience actually. There was a woman taller than me in heels at the bar and I tried to start a conversation, not even flirting. She looked at me, laughed, asked when my parents were coming to pick me up and poured her drink on my head. The female bartender laughed too and when I asked her for a towel she kicked me out 13 Reply Share

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Sure…

5:43 706> ill 30%- FOODTOWIT CAPR CAPRISUN ISLAND REFRESHERS APRISUN CAND REFRESHERS tropical Capri Sun Island Refreshers Fruit Drink, Tropical Fruit | Sh.... Images may be subject to copyright. Learn More Share 0 tropical Save Visit > 1m Like Reply 37 I worked with someone who's child complained of their caprisun tasting funny. They felt something in the pouch and cut it open and it was an eyeball. 3m Like Reply 10

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Hmmm…

z.14h Leaving work one night I saw Glenn Close walking her two dogs and I said, "Only 99 more!" And she made a really angry face at me. Pop Base ❤ @PopBase. 3d Name your favorite celebrity fact. 168 12.3K 64K Ilil 4.6M ☐ 1

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Wilderness leader?

Me: west point grad, biz owner, wilderness leader Also me: spills coffee everywhere and is 15 minutes late to the first day of school in a decade Also me: is already on a text message basis w the instructor so i just shot him a note that I would see him in 15 and he lol'd Also me: subaru rolls into the school parking lot, windows down, rob zombie up, and gets out with a laugh.

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This just didn't happen

The teacher can't threaten to fail me if i've said something so outrageous he loses the power of speech and has to pace while turning red. so we were learning how to read a micrometer. he had one in the front of the room, but we didn't have our own in front of us yet. he had a diagram up on the screen, but i wasn't getting much out of it. so i said something. Me: "Sir, I can't see s and I'm not getting much out of this. You know what you need? an overhead projector, so we can watch while you talk us through this, like those cooking videos where all you see is the kitchen island and the hands. (other students nod enthusiastically). Instructor: "Oh, that's a great idea. I'll bring it up with the other instructor to purchase. In the meantime, I can take a video at home tonight, and load it to the portal for you guys if that would help.". Other students: chorus of agreement Me: "So... is that gonna be on the free side, or the PAID side of your O s?" room: commenced to howling after an appropriate interval of stunned silence.

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Silenced them both

5d I've threatened to throw a phone. It was on a plane and the woman next to me wouldn't use headphones and was loudly playing annoying videos. I was in the middle due to a late booking (business flight) and she was in the window. She said "throw my phone and I'll kick your a❤". I just side eyed her and said "You won't". Guess who muted her phone and her mouth?

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This sounds like a LinkedIn post

AN OLDER BOSS was correcting a younger female employee. "There is no P in ‘hamster”,” said the boss. But "that's how I spell it," the 20-something objected. The boss suggested they consult a dictionary. The employee called her mother, put her on speakerphone and tearfully insisted that she tell her boss not to be so mean. It is an arresting vignette. The tearful employee appears to have imbibed the notion of “my truth”, a popular phrase intended to rationalise the speaker's beliefs and shield them from criticism based on facts. You may say that 1+1=2, but "my truth" is that it makes three. Post-modernists deem this way of thinking sophisticated. Keith Hayward calls it childish. He is right.

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Who won?

WV Archer My dad just called and said "I see you, last one to papas pizza loses." He's going 90 in a 55, gets pulled over. I'm dying bc he's gonna get a ticket and I'm gonna win. Next thing I know this man flys by me and is getting a POLICE ESCOT TO PAPPAS PIZZA.. I'm so done.

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This has to be satire

13:46 ||| • 2h ago OT 66% Q + 276 One time I brought an entire jar of Nutella to eat in the airport security line but I was too stressed out to eat it, so I got to TSA and they're like "ma'am, you're gonna have to toss this in the bin it's restricted" I swear to you I looked up to AN ENTIRE AUDIENCE OF PEOPLE WATCHING. All wide eyed and stunned. "They're making that girl throw away her Nutella!" they were all watching to see what I was gonna do I just started digging into with my bare hands. I ate that entire jar to the APPLAUSE OF THE CROWD. I am not making this up I wish I were it's probably the dumbest thing I've ever done for a crowd. Afterwards I tossed the empty can in the trash, and a bunch of people congratulated me and said it was worth it ↑ 10 Reply ...

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Even the spider knew

I was the only straight male in my required feminism class, and I used everything I learned to accuse my professor of sexist discrimination for asking me to kill a spider and to open the window. Her apology email was extremely satisfying ○ 36 127 8.2K ili 191K ↑

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Is this a flex?

heatherleigh02 Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to complain to "whoever is in charge". She's going on and on with this teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the teen. So I walk past the woman and put money in teen's tip jar. Haven't even gotten ice cream yet. Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I put more money in the tip jar. The teen smiles at me. The woman can't think of what to say to me and stops yelling, because I'm looking at her dead in the eye like "atm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the more money she makes."

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Your kid didn't say any of that

How do you deal with a teenage daughter who is entitled and thinks she is in charge of everything at home? Daughter: "I'm the boss of this house." Daughter two hours later: "Dad, my phone isn't working and my computer can't get on the internet." Me: "The boss of the house had the service provider for your phone cut off service except for being able to call 911. He also changed the password on the router for the internet. I regretfully have to inform you of something else. The boss has become extremely forgetful. He seems to have forgotten what the words "snacks" and "allowance" means. Now, the boss has a question for you. Which one of us needs to adjust their attitude?" Daughter: "Sir! Requesting permission to scrub the kitchen floor!" Me: "Permission granted. I'm pleased to see we're making progress on solving our family-problem."

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A+

2 weeks ago, I told kids at school to write an essay titled 'If I Were a Millionaire.' Everyone was writing, except a girl who leaned back with arms folded. "What's the matter," I asked. "Why aren't you writing?" "I'm waiting for my secretary," she replied. Scored her 10/10.

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Nice rice

We did the rice experiment with the kids! We put in both boiled rice and wrote on one I love you! Thank you! On the other one: I hate you! You Idiot! In just 4 days: these are the results! Words truly matter! How you talk to yourself and other determines how healthy and successful you are! The kids are in shock and more careful what words they use now HATE You You idiot Like 4.2k 879 shares I Lo Thank Comment Send Share

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He's not joking!

Search: fire tornado 2,816 comments ☑ Muhammad When I get angry my friends hold me back at school bc I am kinda strong and sometimes if I'm really angry my eyes turn half red no joke once my eyes turned red and we had to go in lock down no joke.... 1w Reply View 36 replies 19

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Sweater picture for proof

"I went to Kroger tonight wearing one of my husband's sweatshirts. I got in line to check out and the man in front of me asked if the sweatshirt was mine. I said 'oh no, it's my husband's.' It caught me pretty off guard, to say the least. He then asked if Austin was with me so he could say thank you and I just said 'thank you, but unfortunately, he's deployed right now.' The man then, without hesitation started putting my groceries up on the belt with his and told me he was paying for my groceries tonight. I was speechless. The only thing I could get out was, 'oh my gosh, are you sure, thank you so much' almost a dozen times. He said, 'that place over there almost took me away from my wife and my four kids. Promise you'll stay true and honest to him while he's gone and love him like you've never loved him before when he gets home.' I'm still in shock over an hour later. There's still so much good in the world and we need to start focusing on that rather than focusing on all the bad." USMC

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It was all a rush

Storytime, not just showing off debatable outfits in a messy office. After a nice day of day-drinking with friends, I walked one of them to her bus stop and then headed back on my own. It didn't take long before I spotted a group of about 4-5 people with "Jesus loves you" slogans and some speakers. Eh, who cares, just another religious preacher, right? As I walked closer, before the leader of the group noticed me, I heard him say, "There is only male or female, anything else is just confusion." My brain flipped into a very clear thought: "NOT IN MY TOWN." So I stomped over (in my super cute ankle boots), got right in his face, and in the deepest, strongest voice I could muster, asked, "THE A DID YOU JUST SAY?" He was shorter and smaller than me, and needed me to repeat myself before he asked, "Are you male or female?" I grabbed his microphone to 'answer' and yeeted it hard into the traffic. After that, I simply turned around, shouted, "Bristol doesn't want you," and walked off without looking back, flipping the middle finger high in the air. The only thing I heard afterward was some cheers, and a few folks I passed said some vague positive things and gave me thumbs up (it was all a bit of a rush). Not today, not in my f town. Photo is after I got home, and only then I realised how fitting my shirt is 1,350 112 D 191

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No they did not

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Costco is terrifying

R 5m We had a Ukrainian lady staying with us and I only took her to Costco once because she said it was the scariest place she had ever been. And she was in Ukraine when the Russians attacked. ← Reply Vote

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Sooo funny

Follow Lol so guys just hit on me in the club and ask if he could kiss me, so I offered him my hand to kiss with my wedding ring on full display... he panicked and ran... sorry babesssss his face was beautiful to watch mind... the pure panic was sooo funny 00:38 18/08/2024 From Earth 402 Views

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Adjectives

Well, this is a 1st for me: 19h At Petsmart, chatting w/ a woman considering adopting a sr cat. She suddenly stops. Her: "Are you a teacher?" Me: "No." Her: "You talk like a teacher. Your words." Me: "I'm a food writer." Her: "That's it. The ADJECTIVES." Me: "You'll have to pry them from my cold, dead hands" Q 20 ☑

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This guy is scary

Myself... once my bullies was annoying me and I know I'm very strong and my eyes turned red and everyone was screaming and running away then when the teachers saw me we had to go into lockdown 6h Reply 175

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Sorry?

y 2d off topic but i remember these boys kept spying on me (i was wearing a tight maxi dress) and when i started talking (i have a mommy voice lol) there noses started bleeding and they called me mommy Reply 56 reactions

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