It's never fun to have to tell the truth to someone, it's boring. Telling the truth can be hard, stressful, and overall a terribly boring time. The only time telling the truth becomes fun and enjoyable is when it is a technical truth. Everyone loves a technical truth because of how blunt and ridiculous they are. They are comments, statements, and jokes that are so straightforward and so on-the-nose that they cannot be argued. These kinds of comments may be unasked for and uncalled for, but they make people laugh, and that is what really matters.

Technical truths make people think because they are kind of peculiar, and they make a person think because they are tricky with their wording. They make references and plays on words that not everyone could think of on the spot, and that's what makes them so impressive to see. No one can be mad about a technical truth, whether it was expected or not, because they are just that fun.

So that everyone can join in on the technical fun, here we have collected 25 times people said something that was so technically true that no one could even think of an argument against it. Have fun reading nothing but the plain truth in these super-smart, entertaining comments and jokes people came up with.