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25 Terrible Times Had On Dating Apps

In this day and age, one of the most popular ways to meet and date people is through online dating. While online dating started on websites, it has now evolved into apps that are convenient and efficient. While this streamlined method of meeting people is easy and can be fun, it can also be somewhat frightening and uncomfortable. For whatever reason, people seem more confident and bold online, which makes for some pretty interesting first messages, should people match with one another.

Sometimes they're just cringeworthy, overused pickup lines, other times they are straight-up vile messages that no one should ever even think of sending to a stranger. But with apps like Tinder it becomes sort of normal. Though many people do find love on these apps, it isn't easy. To share in the pain that others feel, here are 25 terrible times people had while navigating the online dating world.

Ouch

Hey handsome Today How's your evening hot girl Better now you're here ;) Are you ready for an even better evening ahead? ;) Yeh when im asleep and not talking to you You don't wanna talk to a handsome dude? That's confident for a guy with a hairline like that

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Bad Strategy

YOU MATCHED WITH SON 3/7/24 Whose the girl in the middle What about the one on the left Bye she has a man also has a man Imfao d head + Sent

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Dang

Chat Profile Awe what's the name?? Today 3:35 AM You matched with Chance Today 5:28 AM No Is one of his stable mates named Community Chest? Sent

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Not Creepy At All

Good morning! Good morning Every time I call it goes straight to voicemail ? Why are you calling me? I thought that was pretty obvious to say to talk to you. Nevermind I think you must have some serious traumas I don't think this is a good match after all. I hope you can work your way thru your traumas. Godbless δΊΊ

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That's Not Adding Up

66 You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. PSA: I will not message first. ISFP-T

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So Sweet

66 About me *18 if ur ugly pls uninstall this app ur wasting my swipes also don't hmu if u have a samsung <3

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She's Goin' Through It

About me Going though a midlife crisis. 22 and already getting divorced and got two kids. hope your life is going better In the process of loosing weight Also love a good drink My basic info Sixth form Socially Regularly Don't know yet Have & don't want more & Aries My interests Art Horror Coffee Dogs

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Pretty Accurate, Honestly

The hallmark of a good relationship is Not holding a grudge after a boardgame loss Γ… 28 8 Man & Straight E 6' 0"

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He Didn't Deserve That

< YOU MATCHED WITH Not good Your face 3/25/24 Howdy Hows it going Uh oh Whats wrong? Ouch + Sent

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Right, Makes Sense

Everyone 25 Trending About me Yes I have a kid and if you don't like it then move on! Also I don't date someone who has kids period! If you got kids then this won't work yes I'm country and I listen to country music and what? Send a Compliment

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Get It?

< YOU MATCHED WITH ARON 3/21/24 Where are you Today 9:18 PM AND IM SO SORRY + Sent

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What a Shame

LUVO Q Looking for Still figuring it out 66 About me stop super liking me if you're ugly it's offensive

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Too Soon

They wrote you an intro do you have cancer? because you look like a princess!

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For Context, He Works At Roosters

girls aren't funny Report Today what's it like working for a rooster what's it like working for a rooster are u in a bad mood because the rooster woke u up too early Delivered Your message GIF | I'm hey

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Big Win for the Short Kings

I'm weirdly attracted to short men LL F FINALLY O β˜‘ Send Like Cancel

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What Universe Are We In

I am from J. 2:36PM Oh, okay 27 mins For how long? 27 mins I have been here for more than a year, and I will live here for a long time. 26 mins Are you half-blood? 26 mins Half like how? 25 mins No, I think you're beautiful. You feel like a half-blood. 24 mins Β° Thank you, my mum is a pure blood and my dad is a Muggle

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Quite the Checklist

29 66 About me ... self respect seems to be dearly missed with women on this app. You guys are exposing yourselves. I see many future cat mums in the making Let me give a checklist to make it simple Bikini/Le Photo Bombed w/tats Open to short AstrologyX Dont want kids I'm in my.... era Sunday looks like... self-care β˜‘ "i am a parent to a furbaby" The 1000 d | stare β˜‘ "I am an 'independent' woman" "Career focused" X If you are offended, you are right on track to being a cat mum. Enjoy.

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Oop

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple. And if you were a vegetable, I'd visit you everyday at the hospital M فی Active now Guess how many takes this took

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Eh, Not Quite

Hi wow you're hot and I love your cat I thought you were supposed to fall in love with me, not my cat One more chance can I try again? Today 9:33 PM Hi wow your cat is hot and I love you + Se a message Send GIF

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Vile, But Smooth

< YOU MATCHED WITH ON 3/17/24 What's your favorite flower Today 8:54 AM probably lilacs Today 11:16 AM OK, then I'll know what to put on your grave after I murder that p THAT WAS GOOD + Sent

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Hmm, Suspicious

GUINNESS H Edit View Chat Yesterday 1:29PM Profile You like hoto. Yesterday 9:44PM Start the chat with Yesterday 9:49PM What was it like meeting the pope? Really nice guy, big drinker though. Quite tragic. Kept wanting to get me alone after I told him I was a choir boy. Not sure what that was about Send a message Sent

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That Was Good

BOOTS AND HEARTS VIBES ONLY FOLLOW MY DREAMS Takes a big man to admit they're wrong, but it takes an even bigger man to play that guitar Today 2:03p.m. That was good. Made me chuckle Send a message

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So Picky

Ooo I like the way you choose Can we make it your words tomorrow night? I have a virtual love is blind date with my bestie this evening. Text me in the mean time? And the messages better be blue Send a message | The I'm Q W WE RTYUIOP ASDFG GH HJKL ZX CVBNM β˜‘ 123 space return

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Paying for His Beard Was Wild Enough

ww Verified 5ft 8in .. 37 8 Straight Man less than a mile away About me I'm a single father of three, They are my world, if you don't have what it takes to help me raise my kids, then move aside and let a real woman step up. If you want me alone you have to pay for the babysitter, Must help pay for beard and hair care. Being this beautiful isn't cheap Must have your own car. Preferably a 7 seater Must be able to cook, clean, and be submissive No taller than 5"7 No heavier than 100kgs Must be fit Have your own source of income and your own teeth

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Well, It Worked

It's cold out today, you can use my hand to keep your neck warm Today 19:43 deal + Sent β™‘ Type a message Send

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