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25 Tumblr Text Posts From The Golden Era Of The Internet

A number of years ago the coolest place to be online was Tumblr. Tumblr was a social media site that was actually different from the rest of them. Users could customize their blogs to be very unique and personal. They could post virtually anything, which was appealing to many, and so many classic memes came from there. It also was a place where people found communities to fit into and make friends.

Throughout the years, the site was met with various changes including a change in ownership which doomed it. The site isn't what it once was but it does still have many dedicated users. There are still moments of comedy gold that come from the site and that's worth seeing. Reddit's /r/tumblr is a place where people can share their more recent finds from Tumblr so everyone can enjoy them. Here are 25 Tumblr text posts and memes proving its relevance.

Let's go gambling

bagelwizard Follow Aug 12, 2024-22:22 - 4 days ago I love gambling & 0.5x SpD 0.67 x Spe [0.75x Accuracy Critical Hit Boost [Perish in 3 +6% 81% A picture is worth a thousand words jesin00 Follow Aug 14, 2024 - 04:12 3 days ago What is the setup here? How did you get into this situation? bagelwizard Aug 14, 2024 - 15:29 3 days ago He has one move and it is Metronome ... ... ...

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Big Drink

oct2pus Follow ••• My Fellow Americans Burger Big Drink not USAmerican 2,848 votes • Remaining time: 2 days 20 hours

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Because why not?

taragrimface Follow Grok @grok Grok @grok twitter implemented a new image ai and people are using it to generate lifelike photos of elon musk acting like a dog 15K notes D on

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Yeah, no thanks

World's First Mirror Bar! World's First Mirror Bar! could you imagine trying to navigate this bar drunk, this is the 9th circle of! oodles-of-boodle Sometimes you see something calling itself the "world's first_" and you see and you see it and you're just like "Yeah man, there's a f¨* _ reason no one did it before" Rroach-works this looks cool as h but it should be some kind of illegal to use glassware inside of there. like how the ft would you find a broken glass in there. anywhere. ever. even after someone steps on it. ouch.

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Silly birds

great-and-small Follow May 1, 2024 10:45 PM 3 months ago Wow! Look at all those sticks! That's exactly what I need for my nest and they're all perfectly sized omg. How lucky they just fell on that big log like that! Just gonna grab these bad boys for the nest and hop on OV- followthebluebell Follow May 7, 2024 - 8:45 PM 3 months ago Huh, weird! I wonder where that first bird went. WOW, look at all these sticks and they're all perfectly sized! How lucky I am that the first bird missed them all! Just gonna pop over here and grab these for my nest and then g- talesfromtreatment Follow May 7, 2024 9:36 PM 3 months ago Hmmn. I was pretty sure that there was another bird, but maybe it flew off after that weird splash! WOW! Look at all these sticks and they're all perfectly sized! How glad I am that something startled them, leaving these perfect sticks for me! Just gonna go nab some of those for my nest and the- 7,131 notes D

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Cats be like

only-cat-memes Jul 11 Follow YOU HAD THE WHOLE SIDEWALK BUT CHOSE TO LIE DOWN ON THE RED PAINT AND SCARE THE F OUT OF ME coolishfoolishness Jul 18 Follow ... He's lying on the red paint because it has more positive associations than negative ones. C'mon, this is basic color theory milomilesmib Follow Aug 3 This will never not be funny ...

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The bean jar

dr. ron of the pepper palace @ronaldravegan when i was a young boy my father had what he called the bean jar. it was a jar full of brown and black beans. whenever we misbehaved, he would remove one and tell us that once the jar was empty, the world would end 7/25/18, 9:58 PM 922 Retweets 6,374 Likes whitepeopletwitter The bean jar barreboy [My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was.... a young boy... my Father... had what he called the bean jar... <

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Fossilize

bone-free-as-the-wind Follow Fossil of dragonfly larva or I don't know. arcticarthropod Follow __(ツ)_/¯ salamandarsoup Follow Guess I'll Fossilize 35.9K notes D F

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It's so bad

rintezukas Follow i say this every time i have to mow a lawn but literally mowing lawn is the most wasteful miserable task human beings are expected to do on a regular basis for no pay except for i guess ones i dont know about or am forgetting rintezukas like its comedically bad you take a big horrible loud machine that belches smoke and you drive it over the plants you deliberately keep in your yard whenever they look too happy and alive and the machine hurts them and cuts down the flowers and kills whatever tiny animals are hiding in the grass that cant get away and kicks dust and dirt into the air and when the area youre using the machine on looks like s again youre done

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A common problem

dragon-in-a-fez Follow you know what I love that the one consistent moral lesson of the horror film genre is "you didn't listen to your kids when they f told you what was happening and for that you are going to die"

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Nailed it

smokingpotatostuff 20m ago Wait is Mr beast an actual person?? I always just assumed that was a strawman hypothetical of like. Worst possible stereotypical famous youtuber D

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I like the oversharers

half of college professors are like "you can know nothing about me except my name" and the other half are like "and that's why my wife left me! anyway what's up with y'all" thebaconsandwichofregret There were two professors like this in my department and I was one of like 20 people who was taught by both of them so there was a very small gang of us who knew that Professor Brick Wall and Professor Overshare were married with two kids. squilf i once told my lecturer i liked his sweater vest and he said "thank you, it ended my relationship" Source: dankmemeuniversity 148,175 notes D ① I don't know who's worse

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Walking the corpse

No worries! I'm out walking く THE corpse 1 1 2 3 45 6 7 8 90 AL auto suggest bewilders me biglawbear Follow No worries! I'm out walking THE corpse D D

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Permission granted

wizardarchetypes Jul 1 i'm at a party right now and i heard someone on a walkie talkie and i turned around and it's a mom who left her kids home on their own for the first time ever (they're old enough) and they live a few houses down so she gave them a walkie talkie to call her if they get nervous. they just walkietalkied her for permission to eat ice cream wizardarchetypes Jul 1 she told them they can stay up and read for 30 more minutes wizardarchetypes Jul 1 casualswords Today at 10:21 PM (MASTER CHIEF VOICE) SIR. PERMISSION TO EAT ICE CREAM

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The Incredibles

L 00 DO lustyscripps: ruinedchildhood: too-gay-for-this He has Monsters inc. on his shirt. She has Nemo on her dress. Violet has murder in her eyes. k

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Yep

yourfavecharacterisqueer Follow hypothetical scenario for you all: the real king arthur returns. you meet him and you welcome him into your home. what is the first thing you do with him? keep in mind, this is a man from the 500s (he died in 542), and you are from the 21st century (2024). drsarcasticraspberry ❤ Follow 1. explain what a TV is 2. Monty Python and the Holy Grail #i just think he'd get a solid chuckle out of it 18,681 notes D 3

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It's true

papayajuan2019 Follow 2d ago the world is full of insecure overachievers. have you tried being a secure underachiever? you'll have more life in you that way

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This is wholesome

hula-hope-deactivated20130831 My grandpa has Alzheimer's so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen. crvnchwrapsvpreme Oh god

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We had it good

SOCHI 2014 000 REPLAY NEXT purplerupees Mario and Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games is such a great game. It lets me live out my wildest fantasy. ichikun born to make history

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It's the same

slimetony Anybody know any good substitutes for love and personal fulfillment usbdongle crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

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Faster please

wolfythewitch 17h ago Follow This too shall pass but like holy fi

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Skeleton brings all the boys to the yard

gaydelgard Follow ... May 30 if you are the type of person to tell a girl to stop driving around with an adult sized plastic skeleton strapped into the backseat of her car do not imagine even for one second that you could ever score a girl who would drive around with an adult sized plastic skeleton in the backseat of her car gaydelgard he said it would "scare the kids" children love my skeleton gaydelgard woman rolled her window down at the stoplight today to tell me how much her kids were LOVING the skeleton gaydelgard children love me, tumblr users want me carnally. for my skeleton.

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Real

☐ cryptotheism reblogged borschtwife linemonty Follow Rabban Shimon b. Gamliel says: It was not necessary for him to say all this. many such cases oaky-dokey 400 601 Q Follow אומר "ושמרו בני ישראל את השבת *אמרה שכ ALT תורה חלל עליו שבת אחת כדי שישמור שבתות הרבה א"ר יהודה אמר שמואל אי הואי התם הוה אמינא דידי עדיפא מדידהו * וחי בהם בהם *אמר רבא לכולהו אית להו פירכא בר מדשמואל דלית ליה פירכא Yoma 85b: Rav Yehuda said that Shmuel said, "If I had been there, I would have said it better than him." 4,377 notes D

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Get it?

tiger-in-the-flightdeck The lack of context here is thrilling mark-watney-spacepirate introductory python programming course

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I am so confused

teaboot Aug 9, 2024 - 1:54 PM 2 hours ago 1:54 PM Anonymous asked: teaboot will you be the livvy dunne to my baby gronk youre so sigma wa lvl ten gyatt im not skibidi i wanna rizz you up ா teaboot answered: w. What fionn-o-nassus Aug 9, 2024 - 2:42 PM 1 hour ago well you see, livvy dunne rizzed up baby gronk at Isu, and now baby gronk is the new rizz king. baby gronk stole livvy from the drip king at Isu. teaboot Aug 9, 2024 - 3:26 PM 1 hour ago The... the love interest to the individual who has gained... desirability.. through wooing the romantic partner of... the figure of status... at the function??? teaboot Aug 9, 2024 3:31 PM 57 minutes ago Does.... baby gronk... is baby gronk the new rizz king BECAUSE livvy dunne rizzed him up at Isu?? Or. Or are those things unrelated teaboot Aug 9, 2024 - 3:32 PM 56 minutes ago Anon I think I might be too old for you × Close notes 3:32 PM D ☺

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