There's some wacky stuff that goes on in the world, a lot of it that many people don't even know or hear about. With all the people out there getting up to different shenanigans every day, there are tons of new sentences and news headlines to read.

Though it may seem like there is nothing truly original left, since so much has already been done, some of the stuff on Reddit's "Brand-New Sentence" is truly shocking.

This subreddit is made to collect the weirdest, most insane, and most confusing sentences and statements from around the internet. These are the kinds of things that have probably never been said before now. Some of them are in a similar fashion to the kinds of "Florida Man" headlines. Everyone has seen them. They're iconic.

Take a peek into the minds and lives of some insane people with these 25 brand-new sentences, never before heard, written or seen.