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25 Unusually Rare Insults Knocking People Out

When you need a good insult for someone, sometimes the regular old insults just aren't going to cut it. All of the old insults have been used so much now that they just don't hit the same way they used to. Sometimes you need something so specific and so new that it both insults someone and catches them off guard. Rare insults have that surprise factor in them that makes them that much more amusing. Rare insults are so oddly specific yet accurate at the same time that it's actually quite impressive what people can come up with.

It is amusing to see just how particular people can get with their comparisons. Reddit has a whole subreddit dedicated to the collection of these ultra-rare insults that no one has heard before. Getting insulted is never a good feeling, but when it's a rare insult it's just so much worse. So here are 25 people getting absolutely owned by people online insulting them in the most diabolical ways imaginable.

Ouch

tru @itsstilltru-10h I'm 25 and ive never celebrated a Valentine's Day in my life. that's sad? 274 22 ↑ waco ATF agent with Osiris D3s 10h Ill be your valentine. Im a man, just so you know. any way, be mine 224 tru @itsstilltru Replying to @ThyWeeping Flesh I just feel like if I was gay I could do better than you 05:39. 04/02/2020 Twitter for iPhone 28 Retweets 90 Likes

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He set himself up for that

Richard @meettherichard My father says I look like a goat. Is it true? ENGLISH TEACHER @ajibadee Okay send us your picture let's compare

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Bacteria

Tweet travis scott looks like bacteria 5:29 PM - Oct 7, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 11 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 105 Likes 6 ↑↓ 13 105 <]

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Accurate

Tell me why my cats looking like I just built a Bionicle without reading the manual 13 179 648

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Multiple rare insults here

says the guy who looks like a line cook at said white owned Mexican restaurant 25m Like Reply #2 Lmao The are no pictures of me on my public timeline. Even if "looking like a line cook" (whatever that even means) was the worst thing on earth, there's no way you could know what I look like, let alone if I look like that. Go back to dumpster diving for ham scraps, you six- piece chicken McNobody

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It makes sense

Dan Sheehan @ItsDanSheehan Baby Boomers did that thing where you leave a single square of toilet paper on the roll and pretend it's not your turn to change it but with a whole society

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Leave him be

ง Comments talha_shah_04 3w U on steroids? Reply flyorganic 3w @talha_shah_04 he's barely on breakfast Reply 13.1K 786 4,362

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Thanks, Tumblr

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in H , yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil OP this is such a raw line what the fi

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Toasted Timberlake

Home Shop LIVE 〔 Following Friends For You 8 Reply to Listen toasted Timberlake, I didn't need you making me laugh like this + ין Inbox 7 ○ Profile

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They do

MPIRE KILLERS 1,871 ☐ 88 Ok-disaster2022 • 11h The two dudes look like discount Frodo and Samwise. Reply 681

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Abominable

confetti conglomerate jjkadw⚫6m quiet down. your posture probs makes you look like you got stuck mid-giggity. Reply Д

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Life sentence

View 14 previous replies Depends on the Jail u go to some have surcharges Reply if going to jail for a joke was a thing your mother should have been in jail for life Reply

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The resemblance

2.5k points • 113 comments 754 ♡ ☐ 23 [deleted] .4y Fallout 4 pipe rifle 37% 6:10 PM

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Uncalled for

Bonk @Bonkefc18781 · 8h Today we remember the 39 football fans who sadly died at haysel. 56 1745 570 ill 196K ☐ % KENNO @LFCKOP97 Replying to @Bonkefc18781 Face like a stunt man's knee • 3:26 PM ⚫ 29 May 24 3,211 Views 27 Likes Follow

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It's kind of a compliment

That's my 10 cents Comments For you mario_comix 1w If Oliver Tree and Bo Burnham had a gay love child you'd get this man Reply 13,3 k 182 1126

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Uhh

N Replies @natalijaa15.3 yr ago "These people look like half the cast of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, but in a universe where everyone is missing one chromosome" -Mario 2021 See original (Translated by Google) 877 B Х

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Compliments to the chef

Is this some sort of worm? Found this on a piece of beef brisket. jschutt93. 3h This meat, without the worm, looks disgusting. Reply 314 R DMercenary • 1h Its so gray its going to fight a balrog and come back as Gandalf the White. 79

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So unnecessary

£1,000 Multipla Billy Is this still available? 9h Like Reply Morgan Billy yes 9h Like Reply Billy Not surprised 9h Like Reply MESSAGE

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Harsh

'if there was a food tsunami you would be a superhero' 6:35 pm

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Sweet home Alabama

T Replies @theknit 2y ago Ludwig does have that "Fallen Noble Lineage" vibe 662 L 2y ago What a nice way to say "From Alabama". 19 Х

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So odd yet true

O Mark Zuckerberg 3 days ago He looks like he's suppressing the urge to blink horizontally 1.5K REPLY

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Gagging

STATUS: Reels there is something just so magical about opening up a fresh stick of butter 203K 11,5K 369K itscourtneyluna ❤ Follow Comments josh_t_squared 4w. by author Just because you American, does not mean you Amerishould Reply View 59 previous replies i 20,5K

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No jawline

< 23:03 364 screaming in public Search Search: screaming in public restrooms prank 404 comments the guy without a jawline wasn't having it 2023-10-23 Reply 3,028

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The morning after

Anuncio @adrimiercoles The Weeknd. // Monday

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So specific

White Claw tastes like you're drinking tv static while someone screams the name of a fruit from another room.

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