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25 Very Accurate Moments Of Technical Truth

There is nothing quite as satisfying as seeing a technical truth. Something that is technically the truth is something that may not be quite right or not quite what was expected, but somehow it is still extremely correct and accurate. A technical truth is something that you just can't argue with because it isn't wrong at all. It is just right, in the most perfect way imaginable. It may be filled with puns or corny jokes, but that's what makes it so charming.

These moments of technical truth can be found in many places. They make great memes, they provide a silly turn on a serious question, or they are just a clever and harmless way to troll someone. Reddit's /r/technicallythetruth is a subreddit where users share these moments of truth they have found all over the web. Here are just 25 of these accurate moments from people spitting nothing but facts.

Colour switch

Osvaldo12 @Osvaldocar12 The Japan flag but all the blue is replaced with yellow

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This is accurate

IF YOU MULTIPLY HAIR COUNTS OF ALL PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, YOU GET ZERO. UNTIL NEXT TIME

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Not a drill

THIS IS NOT A DRILL STANLEY

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Wrong on so many levels

WRONG W WRONG Whole

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That truly is nuts

Old guy I worked with mixes peanuts with his Coca-Cola Apparently this is an old country thing. 7.3K Comments 762 That's nuts. 757

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Aged well

u/Ethan McW⚫1d⚫i.redd.it Well, that aged wéll This aged well 803 12 Share

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Well, okay

Bro I'm telling you the gym has changed my life. It literally got me through the worst situations How so? Last night 5 guys broke into my house And what did you do? Nothing I was at the gym

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Seems a little misleading

From duolingo community on Reddit 21:46 duolingo 20 Translate this sentence arrivederci Il 4G 80 8 How do you say goodbye in Italian? × Incorrect Correct Answer: ¿Cómo se dice adiós en italiano? EXPLAIN MY MISTAKE GOT IT

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Baby on board

BABY ON BOARD

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They've got a point

Picks up five times more women than a Lamborghini. DAIHATSU Forget your Italian racers. This little babe-magnet is the Daihatsu Hijet MPV. Don't laugh. It packs in six comfortable seats, of them reclining). A five speed gear box. Two sun roofs for when things get hot. And even a 3 year/60,000 mile warranty guaranteed staying power. But what really makes the Hijet MPV so attractive? The £167,503 change from a Lamborghini ourse. Our price is just £8,497 on the road. For more information call us on 0800 521 700. THE HIJET MPV. IHATSU

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It definitely does

r/Showerthoughts u/ 50m It's not the stab in the back that hurts. it's turning around and seeing who's holding the knife. ه وه 20 Comments 30m I can assure you that getting stabbed hurts a lot Reply Vote

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No problem!

asked a question in DIY On A Budget Official. 2h. Can I see pictures of people who have their tv built into the wall. Thank you ☺☺☺ 91 91 Be the first to answer this question Like No problem ? Answer

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That's the difference

For those of you who don't know the difference between a crocodile and an alligator, the crocodile is the one next to the alligator.

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See the point?

THIS IS A PERFECT CIRCLE No, no. He's got a point

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A very literal order

r/mildlyinfuriating 12h • 5.7m views I ordered an iced tea from a cafe at my university. When I complained to the barista she told me "That's just how we do it here, this isn't Starbucks" ce steep by BIGELOW..

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He listened

Claire @AzureDoo Husband and I reminiscing about the time I texted him on my way home: "Can you start cooking those. sausages?" Then added <3 as a cute little heart. He cooked 2 sausages.

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Sure will

Notice to Riders ( Failure to be at the bus stop at the scheduled time will result in missing the bus. www.betransit.com 250-563-0011 OCD

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Truth

NiAA @niaa_huu What makes us human? Shafeeq @Y2SHAF MEME ZAR @JDM CARS selecting all the images with traffic lights

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Crazy update

Mac now supports Windows

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It would be crazy if he wasn't

• @ThatMum... 54 min. geleden (bewerkt) : Pythagoras been real quiet since this dropped 980 ⚫52 min. geleden (bewerkt) : Pythagoras been real quiet for 2500 years 132 ☑

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That is an angle

Find the angle 1800 Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

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Accepted

CJsopinion • 2y ago My son asked why a man was so short. All I thought to say was because he wasn't tall. My son accepted that with no questions. Sometimes simplicity is all you need. 7.6K Reply ✈ Award ↑ Share

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Shocked!

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician.

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Shoes

colostitute 1d Who goes to Target for shoes? I know they have them but it's not like they are experts on shoes. Reply . teetertottermcpotter OP • 1d Technically Flair 788 Come to think of it, I've never seen someone walk out of a target with shoes. 286 notJustaFart 1d Every person I've seen walking out of Target had shoes on. teetertottermcpotter OP • 1d Technically Flair Good point. 421 126

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That's the difference

extrnaa 57m What's the difference between dark soy sauce and soy sauce? Reply dmenace000 54m @extrnaa it's darker Reply

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