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26 Absurdly Rare Insults No One Has Seen Before


Insulting somebody is never a nice thing to do, obviously. However, sometimes people need to be insulted for some reason or another, it's just the way it is. Sometimes, someone is so easy to insult that it would be a shame not to, sometimes someone deserved to be insulted because they are a bad person, and other times it is truly just for fun, which may be a little cruel. Everyone can admit they have laughed at the expense of someone else before, especially when the insult is just that clever.
All of the classic insults are so overused, though. An overused insult insults no one and is quite useless. Like everything else, insults lose their power when they are used too much. People need to start putting in more work with insults, so things don't go stale. The solution to this problem is rare insults. Rare insults are so specific and particular that they surely have never been used before.
Some people are experts at coming up with rare insults. Some of them are so oddly accurate that it is kind of crazy, too. Many times they can even be used as inspiration for other insults, they are that good. Here are 26 rare insults and brutal comebacks that no one has heard before, making them perfect.