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26 Awkward Moments From User's Online Dating Endeavors

Online dating is not all fun and games. These days, online dating seems to be the most popular method to meet people. With apps like Tinder and Bumble single people can swipe on each other and hopefully match, creating a lasting connection. While these apps seem convenient and efficient, they aren't all they make themselves out to be. While people can find love on these apps, it takes a lot of searching because some people are insane.

From biographies full of red flags to cringeworthy pickup lines to people just being mean, there is a lot to avoid. There are many single people in it together though, and they all have the opportunity to share their worst online dating moments on Reddit. Subreddits like /r/Tinder and /r/Bumble are home to thousands of interactions that could not have gone worse… for the most part. Here are 26 dating app fails (and a few mild successes) that are hard to see.

Wild

I'm 5'7 Sep 13, 2024 Ok Today I'm 6'4" I don't know. I'm confused why you told me your height Night ´ is going on Delivered

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It's true

The one thing you should know about me is I got hit by a car and I'm missing my front tooth D I guess two grills got fi | up that day Done

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In a strange turn of events…

All I ask is that you Don't exceed the height of 5'10" (And if you have to ask why shame on you. I'm 5'4" your 6'+ do the math. In public you look like a p---, have some self respect. )

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Rude

Ew Yesterday !How's your weekend so far? Today Delivered

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This is painful

7:32 M ebay ebay ebay < Hi Hi Yesterday Vo)) ↓↑ LTE What's been the highlight of your week? Today Yo Dk u Aww No way. Donkey Kong? What are you looking for on this app anyway? Relationship u A conversation ◉Aa GIF Delivered

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Just give up at that point

Hey Today I've been meaning to ask you this. What are your plans for this Saturday? Staying in bed lol I was thinking we could meet up and grab a coffee in I'm free all day Saturday I really want to stay in bed... I've had a week... I understand completely. I know how just exhausting some weeks can get Would next Friday be better for you? I don't know Delivered

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Some people

Not that height is something I care about, I'm good as long as you're taller than me... but are you actually 6'8? Yes, can confirm lol that's almost a foot taller than me lol how's your back? that is a foot taller than me. Honestly my back is fine... it's my hips that bother me from carrying this dingus around Are you talking about yourself being a dingus? or referring to a pet? lol Wow, good fluck dude. Super unnecessary. Delivered

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It's not adding up

< TH Chat Yes? Profile I won't shut up about Titanic/Lusitania/warships, Ancient Egypt, rocks/ minerals/fossils/geology, classic rock, and the Oxford comma. Google it Yesterday 6:23PM The Lusitania? Today 7:17PM I'm dying to know about it. I've never had so much whiplash in my life. Send a message Sent

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Yikes

11:06 LTE+ 36% ↓↑ Today Hi, hows it going? Hi, hows it going? Hi, it's going well. :) Do you know, that men usually don't care about a woman's education? :) But for some reason women mention it, like it would be the most important thing. That's a bit hostile, not my vibe. Good luck to you • Aa GIF ||| Delivered + <

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She didn't reply

5:55 44 Katya I want someone who Shows effort and is capable of talking in full sentences "Hru" "Hyb” and “Hey” type of messages are more than likely not going to spark any interesting in me. Hey, how are you, how you been? Done | How Hope 1 2 3 4 50 6 7 89 0 -/:i()$ & @ #+= , ? ! ☑ ABC space done

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Bumble things

< YokE LORE 16:46 业 l 82 Connor Your Opening Move What's the best piece of advice you've ever received? Today I'll message first then shall I You sound unimpressed Well wouldn't of spoke otherwise? We might have | guess now we will never know Who point of bumble no? Have you messaged me to then complain about having to message me? ☐ Aa GIF Delivered

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She seems nice

230 she/her HIGH SCHOOL My bio if you know you're ugly, please respect yourself enough and DO NOT SWIPE RIGHT ON ME ;) About me H Sometimes High sc → No No Want kids Profile For You ÷ People Liked You Chats

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Is saying "good morning" a red flag?

11:42 www YOU MATCHED WITH DON 9/12/24 Good morning! Any plans for the day? Today 5:56 AM Lol bright and early EXPLAIN YOURSELF MED амс PREMIERE Sent Today 11:29 AM Also why are you messaging guys first, are you autistic or something Type a message Send 18 GIF

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Hey, it worked

Hi Hahaha how are you? Yesterday Took one look at you and I was like 'future gf' Everything is possible!! Good morning "future bf" Play your cards right and you could be the future mother to my 19 kids Play your cards right and I may think about two kids Delivered

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Ba dum tss

My greatest strength identifying bugs on a walk What about bugs that are standing still? Done

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People are mean

Hi what did you want Trying to date I guess? Is not what Tinder is for? Get to know new people I'm trying to know you :) Can you even afford to date? What is wrong with you? Bad day or you are rude AF for no reason? Broke men are always so sensitive cheer up hun and go make some money

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Free therapy on Hinge?

The way to win me over is unfollow every girl for me (dead serious) Ma'am you have deep seated trust issues that need to be resolved and healed before getting into a relationship. Go see a therapist or find someone you trust to talk to about your insecurities. Best of luck & God speed Done

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Um, okay

The one thing you should know about me is if you invite me to your house as a first date im gonna rob you

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Some red flags in there

3:08 tinder 66 Little bit silly Little bit of a drunk Little bit racist Lotta bit horse girl Lotta bit family girl × ill 234 Ha 8

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I am afraid

Hey, I think it's pretty rude to not include a photo of your cat in your profile 8:22 PM Ok here you go What the f Is that a dead cat Do you like taxidermy? Delivered

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They didn't get it

hello there what Today 3:03 PM General Kenobiii Dit It's a Star Wars thing figured it was worth a try lol Sent

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Ghosting in a new way

Hey handsome Today Wow. How did you know my grandma's nickname for me? We talk all the time. She loves me Oh I didn't realize you were a medium. Aa GIF Delivered

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Sounds like a winner

What if I told you that I'm 3 months pregnant. You must be 6,3 or taller have a house 3 bed(no flats) Drive. Over 50k ready to spend on OUR child. You have 6 months to impress me. BD in prison. No partying. No drinking. No smoking. I know my worth Å 37 & Woman > Straight > } Senior Polic nt E

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That took a turn

< 20:02 Nothing special? Nope, theres nothing really to do around here so I just prefer to stay inside Yea it's kind of a boring town Where are you? I'm i Dang! I was hoping you were closer and we could go on a date I knowww its quite a drive Well it could be worth it right I think so What are your thoughts on wet and messy diapers? Type a message GIF Л Sent Send

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Love it

The moment I knew my modeling career was over You look like you're about to tell someone they are a wizard for the first time.

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Worth a shot

6:25 My most irrational fear Stupid illiterate people Your so wright 770 Done 이 W e r ty uiop as d X f gh hj k | N C V n m ☑ 123 space done

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