26 Brand New Sentences That Were Surprising To Read

With all of the people in the world typing and talking all day long, surely, by now, everything has been said, right? Well, sometimes the world and the people in it are full of surprises. Sometimes, people come up with something totally new to say and, it shocks or at least confuses everyone. It could be a strange headline with some breaking news, it could be a new insult or exclamation, or it could be someone explaining something in a very specific way. Whatever it may be, brand new sentences are fun, and they keep the Internet fresh.

Reddit's /r/brandnewsentence is a subreddit where people can post all of the sentences and comments they see that they are sure have never been said before. Some of these sentences are truly bewildering. They are the kinds of sentences that would put a medieval child into shock, honestly. Here are just 25 of them that no one was expecting to read today.