26 Statements That Are True, But In A Technical Way

There is nothing quite like a technical truth. Regular truths are boring and harsh, no one likes to have to hear or tell the truth, so why not make it fun by making it technical? A technical truth is the kind of truth that isn't really what anyone expected to hear, but you can't argue with it because it's so accurate. It's a witty, blunt, and sometimes punny answer or statement that is too true to dispute. The logic in technical truths is infallible. They make the web a more fun place to be and they keep everyone on their toes.

The Internet loves things that are technically the truth. So much so that there is a subreddit dedicated to those kinds of statements. Reddit's /r/technicallythetruth is a purely logical subreddit where everything is factual but nothing is basic. So here are 26 statements and answers that are technically true.