26 Statements That Are True... Technically

The truth can be hard sometimes. The truth can be boring, confusing, and just not fun at all. So, how does one make the truth better? Through technicalities. A technical truth is a truth that no one was really expecting, but no one can argue with either. It's filled with blunt and honest humor that is similar to a dad joke. They can be annoying to some, in the same way a dad joke is annoying because they don't really answer the question… but they also do.

It's hard to accurately describe why technical truths are so good, they just are, and people love them. For thousands of examples of these very logical, very true statements, Reddit has plenty. The subreddit /r/technicallythetruth is filled with every technical truth imaginable. No one can argue with these clever folks. Here are 26 statements and answers that no one was banking on seeing, but everyone loved anyway.