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26 'Super Smart' People Flaunting Their Intelligence On The Web

Intelligence and education are important endeavours for many folks all around the world. Pursuing degrees and advanced levels of knowledge is rewarding and interesting for many. It's great to feel smart, but some people take their intelligence (or perceived intelligence) too far. Being smart and using intelligence to help people is great, it's when it's used to boast and embarrass people that it gets bad.

The internet is full of self-proclaimed geniuses who like to think they are the smartest person in every room. They purposefully use unnecessary and confusing vocabulary to talk down to people, they share their IQs online and they shake their heads at those who enjoy meaningless entertainment. These kinds of people are so cringeworthy, but they're fun to laugh at.

Reddit's /r/iamverysmart is a sarcastically titled subreddit where users share the "smartest" people they come across online. Get ready for some intense amounts of cringe, it gets bad. Here are 26 "super smart" people who need everyone to know how smart they really are.

Is that being smart?

My IQ is 144. Here's how my brain works. I tend to think logically, so much so that I can't tell when people are joking or if they are being serious...I only hear the words they say. Sarcasm is lost on me, although I can dish it out. I look at every situation from both sides, and tend to point

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We should be honoured

h ago (edited) I'm also more than likely the most intelligent person you will ever actually communicate with in your life. I doubt we could hold a conversation and actually understand each other. If you want to make a coy attempt to describe my "level" of intelligence. I get bored with kids at Harvard. Not bored by a numbing of my mind at not understanding. But at the fact even there people tend to be slow to grasp complexity and with any sort of speed. Tho speed is mix much more common in that setting. Met some fast minds. Fast and deep tho. That is so very rare. 16

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Being smart is a curse

r/Deep Thoughts 11h Join Being smart is a curse and can prevent you from having a healthy life and participating normally in society. I wish I was dumber. I'm not here to say I'm a genius but I feel like I'm sharp enough to understand a little bit about a lot of things. But the more I learn about the world and deconstruct every illusion I was born with, the more miserable I become. Knowledge isn't power. Knowledge is a disability. I recently met up with a childhood friend who is wildly successful yet a complete and total idiot. He doesn't know that he's ignorant about how the world really works. He doesn't experience cringe feelings because he doesn't even realize he's being cringe. This gives him the superpower to just do hard things without overthinking them. I sort of envy him because it would be nice to not know anything and live blissfully in your ignorance. Being a small fish in a large ocean suka. Being a fish in a fish tank is fantastic. 780 ♡ 478 2 324

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25 years in Mensa

5h ago If you don't want to apologize, acting like a boor is hardly the way to do it. Nope, it's not what I said. Everyone reading the thread can see that. You don't want to apologize. Fine. Take your wounded pride elsewhere. Meanwhile, in my office I have a plaque congratulating me on 25 years in Mensa. I'm not worried about your opinion or snide remarks.

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Answer this inquiry

Q 1 Probabilistic equilibrium can be altered in favor of this position based on expansion of diagnostic criteria being sufficient to include neurotypicals, societal trends producing a desire to be considered autistic and the causal extensions of these temporal features. Answer this inquiry; Are you unable to observe the surrounding environment to detect these trends or do you need an individual of authoritative positionality within the scientific community to inform you? о ☑

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Make them regret!

12h- Being super smart is so satisfying in today's societal construct. Maneuver....act.......win. Be patient, they are not capable of surviving your mental acuity. Crush their ambitions with overwhelming predication and make them regret the web they dared to tread upon. 3 4 comments Like Comment Copy

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The laugh reacts…

ELL THATS JUST LI ☑ IR OP What are your views on pursuing two separate PhDs at the same time? One is funded, the other is not. Both are in separated but interrelated fields. Also what are the ethical implications, how would it be seen by future employers? SF 30 53 comments Like Q Comment ~ Send Share

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Only low IQ normies like pop music

12h ago I actually liked the RNC roll call better than the DNC's roll call. I'm not big into theatrics, I understand it works great for lower level thinking people but I'm not so easily entertained and fooled either. 39

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What are they trying to say?

is feeling fed up. Found out recently that quite a bit of men identity greater intelligence in women as a threat. Undoubtedly, there is a correlation between intelligence and masculinity. The ego is a fragile thing. Most conversations remain rather two-dimensional, and that feels rather insufficient when attempting to relate to another. It's practically as if people have lost interest in the art of conversation and simply view it as redundant. It's a shame. I apologize for any offense when establishing this statement. But yes, eloquence is an actively decaying trait in the modern day. Who knew diction could suffer from gangrene as well. Nowadays, people's tongues only manifest into existence when presented with an opportunity in wagging them. Minds, tongues, and hearts are lost if never utilized.

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This guy Excels

This chart they used to scare you in a con job. That scary 45 degree angle climate in CO2 looks alarming doesn't it? I dare you to do what I did and download their data for that chart and on Excel create a new spreadsheet and enter the data. Then from that data create a new chart but instead of the bottom starting at 310 parts per million start it at ZERO and the top at 1,000,000. The data is in Part per million so use 1 million for the top number. What you get is real perspective. It's a flat line across the bottom. The con job is using 410 ppm so they get a scary 45 degree angle climate. That my friends is how they use statistics to lie to you. Go ahead do it for yourself and see for yourself. This is how I analyze data with critical thinking skills 1h Like Renly

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He figured it out

3d Ah, I just figured it out. Reddit is a social experiment and filtering tool designed to identify and locate all of the stupidest people with big opinions and giant judgements, based upon absolutely no knowledge or experience or judgement, largely informed by other social media content. It's inspired. But what is the goal... : Reply ୪ -15 ->

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What?

"ya" instead of "you" Someone's pretty much done for me on this alone. It's almost the definitive marker of being from "low" culture. Pairing it with a "low" epithet like "tiprat" ("flog" or "gronk" apply here also) seals the deal. An absolute peasant. Worth one fæ in his general direction and then never to be bothered with again. 11m Like Reply r/iamverysmart

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Get it right…

People of Reddit: what category do you think you're in the top 1% of? in by ↑4 100% 21m My iq is 136, which is in the top 5% of the world. IQ of 136 apparently not enough to understand and answer OP's question. 8m 4m

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Nice try!

hrs Facebook for Android 2 Indonesia 8Memes 22 hrs. 1 share Like Outdonesia Comment Share "Indo" in Indonesia comes from the Latin word for "India", thus your meme is metaphysically not funny. But nice try, thanks for sharing and welcome back! 12 hrs Like Reply More ...

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Okay buddy

Mike Falzone @MikeFalzone Imagine being a regular-a person and thinking you know more than a scientist about what the scientist studies. 444 115 Comments • 52 Shares Like Comment Share I actually do, for the most part. Considering a lot of theoretical scientists search for evidence to support their theories, rather than coming to a logical conclusion from the evidence before them.

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Not like this

How do I explain that I am intelligent without getting to the front page of r/iamverysmart? 26 minutes ago⚫ 56% upvoted My intelligence is the focal point of my life. It is the cause of and solution to almost all the problems I have on a daily basis, but whenever I talk about them, I always get chastised for bringing up the fact that I am smarter than average even though I am. How do I do it without coming off as a pretentious t 0 points 10 comments ↑ к

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Got 'em

Replying to My average IQ after taking IQ tests from accredited psychol- ogist is 134.5 Only 2% of the human population score that high. I'm very close to genius level IQ. You calling me stupid is like some one calling Albert Einstein stupid. Which makes one of us look stupid. Hint: Not me. • 5:57 PM - 07 Aug 19 Twitter Web App

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Sooo awkward

NNR Neuroscience News and Research shared a post. 14 hrs - ... Good one. What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms? Technology Networks is with 20 hrs. Like Write a comment... Most relevant ▾ 2 Na Comment Like Page 192 Comments 628 Shares Share That awkward moment when you actually get these puns and chemistry is not even your field. Like Reply - 4h GIF 1

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Wow…

TORIGINAL SOA 26 N-1 P+2 N-13 N-12 [P+1 Planck 819 N-1 A,B,C instantiate Jack Jill [Juck Jill] P Pla/2) P BAL I guess wild nights out now mean ASSERVA getting drunk with Casiller whiteboard and del Diablo CONCANTOR trying to figure out what caused the Universe ELLA RTOIS ENDRICK'S GIN 0%

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We definitely believe you

5/4 2/2 H 7=H The two highest IQ scores ever recorded belonged to women. Unusual, considering I've never met a woman smarter than me. Well that's unfair, considering I've never met a man smarter than me either. 12h Piace a 28 persone Rispondi

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He was TEN

IT TOOK ME 23 YEARS TO REALIZE THAT THE DAD IN JUMANJI WAS ALSO THE HUNTER How could you not realise I was 10 and still saw the psychological parallel of the villain and the father and that perhaps it was a manifestation of his imagination 1d Like Reply 649

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How not to get dates

Tue, Feb 6, 2018, 10:46 PM You might be an alpha nerd, but I am an omega nerd. My knowledge is encyclopedic, my vocabulary loquacious. If that hasn't scared you off already, that's a pretty good sign. :p Wed, Feb 7, 2018, 10:18 PM What's an encyclopedia

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Sports bad

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Following Sometimes I wonder if we'd have flying cars by now had civilization spent a little less brain energy contemplating Football.

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Built different

Am 18. Jan. 2012 um 14:46. D Most people come out of a day of midterms with a fried brian, but not me. My midterms were so easy that they left me unaffected. 10 Kommentare

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College is tough

Can't sleep. Mind full of equations I'm inventing. #mathstudent #algebra #college Like Comment Share 0046

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Get wrecked

This song has a somewhat 90s vibe 54 5 Add a public reply... thats actually a common misconception. The paradigm inherent to the postmodernist fallacy of a priori knowledge stems from a systemic predilection to binary dichotomies. 13

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