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26 Technical Truths No One Can Argue With

Telling and hearing the truth is hard, sometimes. No one likes to tell the truth, and no one likes to hear the truth. The truth can be boring, hurtful and confusing to many for so many reasons. So, how does one make telling the truth better? By making it technical. Technical truths are the kinds of statements and answers to questions that make a great point and aren't wrong, but they also don't answer the question exactly as expected. Technical truths are blunt, straightforward and so ridiculous.

Everyone loves a technical truth because they say the facts while being entertaining and sneaky at the same time. There are so many moments of technical truths to be seen online, especially on Reddit's /r/technicallythetruth. This subreddit is home to thousands of times people said the right thing in a funky way. Here are 26 technical truths that aren't basically right, but technically aren't wrong.

Well… okay

AN Tell me a joke using every letter of the alphabet Sure! Here's a silly joke that uses every letter of the alphabet: "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP QRSTUVWXY Z. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie!"

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I couldn't do anything…

If time froze at school for 30 minutes wyd Comments 671 Likes 38.1K XARDAS04 I would be frozen. 56s ago Reply ☑

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A very literal interpretation

ADD LIGHT ANYWHERE EASY INSTALLATION USING MOUNTING HOLES OR HOOK AND LOOP TAPE ab NINTENDO SWITCH Nintendo THOURED AAA HATTERED INDT INCLUDECH NECESSITE 3 PILES AAA IRAS INCLUSES 19

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No work from home

r/antiwork u/Very LargeMuffin • 3h Not allowed to work from home so I don't My job recently told me that even during the snowstorm we got earlier this week, I am not allowed to work from home at all. Even though I work in IT and do everything remotely, they want me in the office. So I deleted Teams and my email off my phone. I am no longer available after hours. My boss tried to call me for something urgent last night and couldn't reach me. He asked why today and I explained to him what I was told. I am not allowed to work from home.

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A bit tired

HE LOOKS TIRED imgflip.com Well yes, but actually no

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Chilly chili

Chilly outside today

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He is, yeah

[ Adam Savage @donttrythis. 10h Delete away! I didn't make those shows for you. I made them for curious people with functioning minds and empathetic hearts. Oh! And we did a whole episode on how a cold spreads. Guess you'll never watch it now. 10h Replying to @donttrythis Looks like I'm gonna have to delete all my mythbusters eps. Off my dvr. Let me know when you do an episode on the myth of the mask. 463 12,617 27.8K 80 u/SpoilCeleste Adam's a Savage BESTE OPMERKINGEN • Superb Guess_161 · Nu r/TechnicallyTheTruth Beantwoorden. a

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Hmmm…

VIA 8SHIT Did you know? There is a kind of mushroom that if eaten only once, is enough to feed a person until the end of his life.

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Confirmed!

r/chess u/thatjammm • 1h Chess set Identification Chess Question Can someone help me identify these pieces? They were given to me as a gift 15 years ago and perhaps already a generation or two generations old already. Any ideas? Vote ♡ O 1 Bearusaurelius 49m Yep, that's definitely a chess set Д ← Reply ☆ 1

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Duhh

A Traducir r/notinteresting u/Broty • 38min Google's logo is not a perfect circle G 32 8 MelonGod434 21min youre right, if it was a perfect circle it would be an "o". ooogle Unirse ← Responder 19

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That's a long time

Daniel Ahmad ✪ @ZhugeEX Nintendo revealed the Nintendo Switch on this day 8 years ago. It has sold 143m units since then. Some say this is the longest Nintendo has gone without launching a new console, but the longest period was actually 94 years (1889-1983). Nintendo of America • @N... 20 Oct 16 Nintendo Switch is coming March 2017! Catch the Preview Trailer and visit Ninten.do/ 6184889Qg for more details. NINTENDO SWITCH 12:42 PM - 20 Oct 24 114K Views

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Filters are getting out of hand

With filter Without filter

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This is contradictory

Nothing is written in stone

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Too many characters

The last image of a single character in your camera roll is now your life partner Roberto Hermanoz 8h your mother § Reply 14 ♡ ☆ underfan6h6 • 4h Top Commenter It says single character. I see ten in the image above 12

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Day-ruining

r/AskReddit u/Money_Tap_6124.16m What's something small that can ruin your entire day? 23 ☐ 60 AgentElman 15m a blood clot in the brain Д Reply Vote Electric_Dark_8758 2m Or a little pop in your head Vote

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You go, Maurice

1 PRICHEST F IN THE WORL 2 n.i 3 Maurice Jeff Bezos $17 $115 billion Well, Maurice is closer to a million than Jeff Bezos Reply View 1 more reply 37

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Where did it go?

ΚΙΛ NOKIA

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I guess they are

Brian Hyphen @BrianHyphen Follow It's happened! A funny Penguin Bar joke.... g cereals containing gluten, gh WH CHOCOLATE C DRY PLACE. Registered Trade Mark of United Biscuits (UK) Limited. Q. Why can't Penguins fly? A. Because they are chocolate biscuits Guarantee Please contact us on our Careline if you have any feedback on our products, or write to the Consumer Services Team, endosing your the Best Before panel and contents. This does not affect your statutory rights. Tel: Freephone (Mon-Fri 9am-5pm) UK 0500011710, Republic of beland Mait McVibe's Consumer Services Department, FREEPOST NAT 4520, Ashby-de-la-Zouch, Leicestershire, 65 1NZ, UK. Email via: www.unitedbiscuits.com

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Simple

VOTE • umichvoter @umichvoter · May 20 almost 90% of University of Michigan students are from these counties what do they have in common? 781 1365 8.9K ili 1.4M ☐ % STRENGTH IND NUMBERS ELLIOTT MORRIS G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris they went to the university of michigan 5:18 PM May 20, 2024 126.9K Views Follow

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That works

"English Grammar Exam" Q: Make a sentence using the word 'Ignominious'. Ans: I don't know the meaning of the word Ignominious.

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Would you?

I would kill to live here

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Sometimes hyphens are necessary

No drinks back here unless they have a screw on top. Thank Management W bowe

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Someone put this man in charge

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings If we removed all laws, the crime rate would be 0%.

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Get it right

CNN @CNN-3h CNN There's no way to stop lava. People have tried. cnn.it/2KJvV4c 189 1498 1.0K Ammnontet @ammnontet Replying to @CNN Follow please do your research before posting such baseless accusations

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Pure dad joke

My wife is going into labour what should i do? Is this her first child? Pun No, this is her husband

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Nailed it

Fix this by moving only 1 matchstick 6+4=4 oztsarfati420 6-4*4 17h Reply 1370 comments 154

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