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26 Things Americans Have Said That Hurt To Read

It's good for people to be proud of where they come from. Patriotism is something America takes very seriously. Millions of patriotic Americans are just proud to be American. Sometimes it seems like this patriotism overshadows general knowledge and common sense though, and that's a problem. Not to put all Americans into one group, but some of the things Americans say and the ways they think are truly delusional. While it is true that America is a big, and important country, the pedestal they put themselves on is insane.

Some Americans seem to believe they have rule over every other country and continent. They believe everything about them is superior and they are not shy about saying that. Delusional Americans can be found spouting nonsense all over the web and luckily a lot of it gets shared so everyone can laugh at it. So here are 26 comments made by Americans that are just a little out-of-touch.

Even the windows are better

Replies wwww Windows 1 day in Germany 3d ago Those windows are everywhere in Europe not only "German exclusive ✓ 89 2d ago American windows are WAY BETTER. Mainly you can install window AC in America, you CANNOT do it in Germany. German windows get slammed by wind (when open), they can even be broken by strong drafts. American sliding windows are better and safer in every way. B2 ☑ Х

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Your 3 little countries

replied to your comment: And yet you don't seem to realize the diversity of the US... You think your 3 and a half little countries are more diverse than the... 35m Reply ❤ Like replied to your comment: You know our states are as big as, and as distinct as all of your countries, and we have 50 of them, right? Learn about the world. 1h Reply ❤ Like replied to your comment: tell me you don't know how big the United States is and how different the states are without telling me lol 1h Reply ❤ Like

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Okay, buddy

you're welcome. If it was not for the Greatest Country on Earth you would be speaking German right now. B4

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Is there Uber in Venice?

VENICE-ITALY 1d O . ✓ Is there Uber in Venice? Can Uber take you from Marco Polo airport to hotels in Marco central area in central Venice? And the revers back to airport? Will they accept American dollar in Venice or must you have Euros? 60 135 comments 1 share

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Did you know American owns pizza?

383 comments ☑ We cut pizza with scissors here in Italy too, yall american can stay safe 22h Reply AA 180 Pizza belongs to America 17h Reply

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Tipping culture

Guillermos Rurante Cas Guillermos Restaurante 72850 FLAG If you can't afford to tip you can't afford to go racrof 06-May-2024 5:03 out to eat Transaction 309954 $96.20 Subtotal Sales Tax 75% $7.46 Total $103.66 DEBIT CARD AUTH VISA 8176 Tip $103.66 Oak 10346 Total 105.72 3 Retain this copy for statement validation 1124643:31P

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American food is better than anywhere in Europe

← Post Follow ... The United States has a better and more interesting cuisine than any single European nation, but if we're talking continents, the Americas absolutely slaughter Europe and it's not even close. Does America even have any food worthy of this reaction 16:29. 01 Sept 24.5.3M Views Post your reply O

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Alrighty then

Fatal @The Fatalace ⚫4h Europeans think visiting 5 countries during a 3-hour drive makes them "traveled". Heck, in America we think nothing of driving 3-hours each way just to watch a college football game! And that's without even leaving the State. 18 172 600 62 ili 7.2K □ ↑

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Sure you do

Replying to all the best italian food actually comes from america, we just pretend its italian to humor them 17 173 566 | 36.3K go гrave you ever been outside of your state? 4 00 Show replies 390 ili 34.4K go

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Be so for real

Typical non-American, salty that we invented 80% of modern human life 1928

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There is no European dream!

2 d europe is way behind us market, because of unnecessary regulations, people working way too slow and less. There is a reason why there is American dream not european. Svara Visa översättning Visa 30 svar till 154

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SO dehydrated

Follow The irony is that traveling in Europe, it's often like pulling teeth to get water at all. In the US water is ubiquitous and automatic in so many public places and restaurants. I'm always SO dehydrated when I travel over there. 2h Haha Reply 16

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What are they trying to say?

sorry but i can't take 4062 Europeans that say America MIL has no culture seriously when I can go to a small town in Europe and still see stuff like graffiti on the walls Follow wonder where they got that art style from (new.... 292 о 140 2

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It isn't

4 days ago And since the US voted no it isn't a human right 4.5K Reply ^ 133 replies 4 days ago : That's not how it works 182 Reply 4 days ago 502,! Reply But its the reality :

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Just shhhh

BBC GHOSTS ly the UK version is vastly, VASTLY superior to the US version. 4h Like Reply I love your 29 ❤ enthusiasm, but there's nothing that the UK does that's vastly superior to the US. 4h Like Reply 9 _n do you want to and sit in the corner for a bit and think about what you've said? 4h Like Reply 11 DO

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Someone got their feelings hurt

LIVE 6:331 ill 66 3 Explore Following Friends For You 7,572 comments UK been doing this forever? 19h Reply Х 67 Д Who cares? Why do Europeans think they are the pinnacle of everything? They don't innovate or contribute anything to the world anymore y'all are just a cool place go vacation now 18h Reply Internet automobiles computers everything modern USA is founded upon, what has the USA contributed? 18h Reply 4 The airplane, USA contributed to the invention of the internet as it was a multi nation effort, semiconductors which computers wouldn't exist without, transistors, America invented the personal PC

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How is it not a sport?

Soccer is not a real sport. It is the equivalent of badminton for sports with a ball. 2 დღე მოწონება პასუხის გაცემა 486 D

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Sigh

• bigfatround0 47m ago vndb.org/ I mean, europe is full of inbreds. That's why they're all dumb ○ ↑ Vote Reply oan124 37m ago guess where americans came from Ө ↑ Vote ⇓ Reply bigfatround0 .28m ago vndb.org/ From all around the world ↑ Vote Reply

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Something seems fishy here

I had a friend living in England. Once he hit a certain age their healthcare there decided he reached his allocation of insulin. He moved back home so he wouldn't die 7h Like Reply 155

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Not real dollars

you're supposed to Instagram comments 30$ for packaged ramen is crazy 1w 11.2K like just save that money for Japan trip during spring 2d 2 likes 2d overpriced tbh we have to keep in mind these are not real dollars. These are Australian dollars 1d 1d agree!!! That's madness

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Gotta include Americans

= DEADLINE CIA Official Says Thwarted TIP US Terrorist Plot At Taylor Swift Concert Was Intended To Kill "Tens Of Thousands Of People" Including Americans - Reports By Greg Evans August 28, 2024 2:09pm Taylor Swift on opening night of The Eras Tour

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Comments under a mural of Earth in a kid's room

> 16:41 Reels 94 2.3 M and you had an astronaut Folland mrmurals Follow A family asked me to paint the "Earth" on their ... 15.3K Comments (i 6w Wrong side of the planet Reply View 52 more replies 5d I would get p a lot to be forced to see India, Africa and China every time I get in my room Reply 4d Should have had a view of the USA . Than I I would have liked it Reply 5d I really was looking for the United States to be apart of the drawing or really the whole earth itself showing the whole world... it looks nice but a little disappointed Reply 552 10 80

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Made by an American

J INFURIATING TRUTH European beer isn't as good as they think it is, and a lot INFURIATING TRUTH of American beer is better.

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They are a British band

oasis r/oasis u/Jazzlike_Dish9124.9m Why is the reunion only outside of the US? Discussion Wanted to attend one their reunion shows and possibly get a ticket but discovered they aren't playing in the US. -2 ○ 7 Д

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Yeah… why?

r/questions ⚫ 14 hr. ago Bro-Dog08 Why do europeans hate us so much? We didnt do anything wrong to them I think од 89 Single comment thread Timely-Profile1865 • 14h ago Who is 'we'? 13 Share Reply Award Share Pilotwaver • 14h ago Yeah. This would be why, probably. 18 Reply Award Share ratttertintattertins • 12h ago Hilarious, r/USDefaultism in the da question +43 Reply Award Share Bro-Dog08 OP 13h ago Americans Reply Award Share Se

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People often forget…

No-Engine2457 4 u People often forget American English is the most complex language in the world. It has rules, but sometimes, says "fem" 8-13 el_lobo_cimarron OP ⚫4u I would argue it's the most complex language in the world. Look into Finnish or Hungarian grammar. But English definitely has a lot of confusing exceptions Stemmen No-Engine2457 4 u Conversational American English has a lot of nuance and dialect depending on where in the states you are. Probably 10 different accents across the nation overall too. Plus words mean different things in different areas. Example. Horseshoe: 49.5 states - an iron attachment mounted the the bottom of a horses hoof Downstate Illinois - a delicious cheese covered heart attack on a plate. 8-13

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