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26 Truly Diabolical Insults No One Has Heard Before

What's the point of insulting someone if it doesn't actually affect them? Insults are meant to be hard-hitting, they aren't to be used lightly. The normal insults are easy and fun and all, but there are very few people left who are actually insulted by them, and for some people, they aren't strong enough. The solution is a rare insult. Rare insults are very specific, specially-crafted insults made for one certain person or a small group of people. They hone in on the small things about a person, hitting them where it hurts. They are clever and sometimes a little confusing, adding to the injury.

Most of the people receiving these insults deserve them, so it's okay to laugh. Some of them just got caught in the crossfire. Reddit's /r/rareinsults is a subreddit where people share the most diabolical, brutally rare insults they see being thrown around online. The people who got these insults will never recover from the burn. Here are just 26 of them to inspire the next rare insult that might be needed.

They aren't wrong

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I think she's asleep

← r/Charleston.u r/awfuleyebrows Only in Charleston SC Live 5 News NEW 3h 0 12h The woman faces six counts of animal cruelty. M LIVE5NEWS.COM Police arrest woman after 26 cats, 6 dogs, 2 squirrels, blind owl found in home 46 points 34 comments 1.2k BEST COMMENTS 9h 66 ↑ Share + Award It looks like she drew eyes on to her eyelids and has her eyes closed 8h This is the blind owl ⠀ Reply 305 3

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They really do

NEW New York Post → YORK POST @nypost Four Michigan men arrested for driving a horse and buggy while drunk trib.al/ sxCYCpx Samantha Bush @samanthaabushh They look like the villagers in Shrek

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Wombat

6453 comments + charlie.hendris Hey look it's wolverines redneck cousin 32.5K wombat 1d

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She is Steam

claire 5h tired and don't have my glasses on and i thought you were steam Steam Kea2d You ever quit a job application halfway through because they asking too much?? 39 12.8K 36.1K ili 427K ☐ %

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How does he do it?

Replies VI તા Sean paul is the first human in history that speaks doctor's handwriting. Х

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It's a great insult

Follow "As an outsider, what's your view on intelligence?" ntsako @JoyManganye. 1d "The lights are on but nobody's home" is such a brutal way to say somebody's dumb

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A string of insults

D_elleriously Ow'empumi @D_elleriously Follow Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it. ntsako @JoyManganye . 1d "The lights are on but nobody's home" is such a brutal way to say somebody's dumb 0000 6:38.24 Sept 24.4.2M Views 17.7K Reposts 369 Quotes 146K Likes 19.2K Bookmarks Most relevant replies ▾ Del Piede @nateofeos · 14h Replying to @asmlise That one lady who said, "I'm sure your head whistles when there is wind" I laughed. I held my heart. Then laughed again. 6 1767 1.3K Ilil 43K

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Serving a very specific vibe

paul @paulswhtn Bugs Bunny would've had this s❤on drew@fkapigz. Jun 23 This "Yoo-hoo boys!” outfit Follow 600

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That is diabolical

2,392 comments my job is to be violent ik she reeks of tonsil stones 6-1 Reply View 23 replies ✓ + 16.6K 7,113 ☑

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Oof

Post @t.onique @toniqueee .1d Diddy chose all the wrong k my girls would've had a timeeeee ¡ me and 560 ↑ 1.5K 751 Ili 2.1M ☐ 1 Stop gentrifying 'jawn' ❤ Follow @HarrietCarried Just 2 marbles and slanted floors in that skull 9:41 PM - 2024-09-20.70K Views 244 Reposts 31 Quotes 6.3K Likes 174 Bookmarks 27 <]

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I see it

Verum Rex Jun 16, 2018 at 11:24 AM 0 • sorry emo girls but Andy Beirsack isn't that hot. He looks like if sheldon had an emo phase

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He deserves every insult

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Crazy comparison

A @athomesuperhero 4mo ago Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson is like putting a house cat against an 80 year old lion missing it's legs with brain cancer and diabetes

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Got 'em

om GST MANC Jay + @cagiago He did the pregnancy celebration because he'll deliver his next goal in 9 months

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Yeesh…

Matt Lieb?? @mattlieb. 1d Kinda rubbing salt in the wounds to use a government submarine to film the wreckage of a libertarian submarine. FearBuck @Feared....1d Footage of the OceanGate submarine wreckage has been released by the US Coast Guard OceanGate Dive: 01 Depth (m): 3777.3 06-22-2023 5.51.09 +

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Poor guy

r r/Equestrian 13 hr. ago alis_volat_propriis For fun: what would you name him? Social Saw him listed for sale and just had to share! tollsuper ⚫8h ago Eohippus, because he looks like something that might evolve into a horse in fifty million years 3 ☐ Reply

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Off to Davey Jones

Joe Wheat @joewheat27 X This QB matchup looks like a pirate captain who just pillaged a fleet of merchant ships and the British admiral tasked with sailing the 7 seas to send him to Davey Jones. C FOX 12 UTAH 3-0 9/21 14 4:00 PM OKST 3-0 AST XI UTAH XII OKLAHOMA STATE 7 7th Year SR YEAR 7th Year SR 25 AGE 24

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Everyone knows one…

Benovan Stanchiano • 63d She's like if bad breath became a person. Sai-ali-62d Reply 8

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Brutal

66 738 Comments SFST 0 1 yr ago Russell Westbrook seems like the kinda guy that would climb a glass wall just to see the other side Х

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Dangerously accurate

Fat White @reddirtgatekpr Follow My man looks like if he had a great fall it would take all the kings horses and all the kings men to put him back together again New York Sports Deserve Better @NY.... 1d BREAKING The police officer who arrested Scottie Scheffler.

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Gonna start using this daily

IG:(Jozujoestar) @JozuJoe.... 1d: it is raining common sense outside but you hold an umbrella 970 17639 15.9K 218K L

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Go back to school

Can someone honestly tell me what is stopping us from filling all this ocean with land and expanding the size of America? Ottawa Toronto Detroit London ianapolis WV VA Atlanta GA NC Charlotte PA NY MA Boston MD New York Philadelphia Washington LAND bandit @bandit_some Find a school bus in the morning and just get on it.

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He's kind of cute

Tibetan Foxes look like someone tried to draw a normal fox & couldn't get the face right

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That's gotta hurt

Imagine being called an incel by the person who came from your ba". NEW Page Six Page Six @PageSix. 1d Elon Musk's daughter Vivian calls dad a 'heinous incel' after he offered to give Taylor Swift a child trib.al/Jb5CrGK

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Slowly…

9:33 Comments 2.8K S = X ⚫ 8 months ago This man is slowly becoming a world war 1 British officer 522 4 E 4 4 REPLIES

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