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27 Brilliant Times Things Were Technically True

When something is classified as being "technically the truth," it means that it isn't wrong, but it also wasn't the answer that was expected. Technical truths are the kinds of comments and answers to things that do solve the question in hand, just not in a super productive or helpful way. They are blunt, sarcastic, and sometimes a little corny, almost like a dad joke. While they may not be the answers people were looking for, they are the ones the world needs, and that's what really matters. Who needs the real truth? Technical truth is where it's at.

The internet and everyone who uses it loves technical truths. That is apparent in Reddit's /r/technicallythetruth. This subreddit features thousands of moments of technical truths that no one can argue with because they are just so right. The logic in all of these images is infallible. Here are 27 images and comments that are full of technical truths to enjoy and think about today.

All the signs

I never wanted to believe my dad was stealing from his job working on the roads. but when I got home, all the signs were there P RANTE 8 wx yวเว 21 150 m 39

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Ba dum tsss

Dad: has heart attack* call me an ambulance Son:Uh.. you're an ambulance Dad:

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He has… some plan

abby @abbypauline_ I've been in 7 car accidents this year, y'all can't tell me God doesn't have a plan for me. senpai @jasminsenju Girl it sound like he tryna kil u

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Yes, I am double-checking 2×3

Your calculator history is more embarrassing than your browser history Until we meet again mgflip.com

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Yeah… perspective

MEMB From meme community on Reddit If you think everything you do is for nothing. Think again++ If you think you're going in circles Just shift your perspective The Great Sage, PhD Oh good it's actually a downward spiral

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She's real for this

So what's your favorite class? Upper.

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That they are

From Angryupvote community on Reddit The spacex team behind successful superheavy booster catch 59.9k ♡ 2,158 5 5.5k Kevkillerke 13h Aren't they in front of it?

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That needs a comma

SLIPPERY CONDITIONS REDUCE SPEED Lincoln Park Miller Hill AIRPORT EXIT 255A No, xey don't

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Brutal

No. She. Didn't. ON MY MEG

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Sometime before that

aknalag • 17h Top Commenter Iraq used to be called the the land of black because it was so green it seemed black from a distance, now you can barely see any plants Reply TheAngelOfSalvation • 16h Top Commenter When was that? lonelyRedditor 16h Before covid helicophell • 15h Top Commenter Technically the truth 9.9k 3.0k 2 9.3k 4.2k

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Very effective

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A beautiful name

cark I said my name was Marc with a "c"...

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They aren't wrong

Justin Joque @jjoque Somedays I just love Al so much All Google Q difference between a sauce an Images Forums Shopping | Al Overview Short videos W +3 The main difference between a sauce and a dressing is their purpose: sauces add flavor and texture to dishes, while dressings are used to protect wounds: Sauces Add flavor, texture, and visual appeal to dishes. Sauces can also add contrasting or complementary flavors and colors to a plate. For example, tomato sauce is a common base for Mexican salsas and Italian pasta dishes. Dressings Used to protect wounds and prevent infection, while also allowing healing. A dressing should be large enough to completely cover the wound, with a safety margin of about 2.5 cm on all Follow J

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Ketchup ONLY

Yeah I'm pi This ain't what I meant DT SIDE 1 GRILL SLIP # 29 DT Time: 17118 McDouble ONLY Ketchup DT

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Okay, point made

Eric Bailey Nintendo Legend I've inquired as to why SNES titles aren't available for the 3DS, and Nintendo only sent me this image in response. lamebook.com

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The surface is flat

The surface of a 3 dimensional object is 2 dimensional

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A cross is a cross

r/Anti Jokes r Join u/mysterious45670 • 11h What do you call a cross between a frog, a mouse, and a deer? I don't know 17 ♡ 11 believe2000 10h A cross 20 ← Reply ↑ 7 3

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It's not a movie at all

That's a drawing of an horse Traducir post Seguir what tv show is this SEASON 1 SEASON 2 SEASON 3 SEASON 4

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Gluten-free fence

In stock Freedom Gluten Free Lennox/ Keswick White Vinyl Fence Framed Gate Kit | 73055148 each

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Huh…

Courtney Heard (Godless M... 1d Satanists don't believe in a literal Satan. 3 27 ♡ 5 Army Veteran @NewArmyVeter... 1d v Then what do you call people who believe in a literal Satan 2 271 3 go 1 Courtney Heard (Godless Mom) Retweeted The Church of Satan ❤ @ChurchofSatan Replying to @NewArmyVeteran @godless_mom and 2 others Christians. 12:49 PM - 25 Sep 19

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That's why

M @_MercyFul I'd really like to hear the reasoning behind women who won't take their husband's last name Emily Best @emilybest BECAUSE MY LAST NAME IS BEST. twitter.com/_mercyful/stat...

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Make it make sense

222 Katie Hannigan @katiehannigan L My friend got a degree in egyptology, but can't get a job, So he's paying more money to get a Phd, so he can work teaching other people egyptology. In his case college is literally a pyramid scheme. 4:09 PM - 8/30/19 Twitter Web App 41K Retweets 255K Likes

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It's true

BAD JOKES BY JEFF badjokesbyjeff Follow The only reason there are pyramids in Egypt is because they are too heavy to be carried to the British Museum mouserat-vevo Follow jeff this isn't a joke this is legitimately true 75,268 notes Photo: u/Chasith / Reddit

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Their point stands

sunshineandhail • 6h I don't know a woman alive that doesn't appreciate a fit guy in a pair of grey sweatpants +74 Morighan123 5h I'm a woman who is alive and isn't ever attracted to men in any context sunshineandhail - 5h 27 ⑤2 Awards Well, I don't know you so my point stands ... 130

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Oh, okay

ZacaryWayne @ZacaryWyane. 10h He's a president, like him or not 2 27 h @KIDCUDY .7h #NotMyPresident 221 Timmy @backup22h.7h He is 2 3 ↑ <] 2 27 h @KIDCUDY .7h no he literally isn't my president i'm Norwegian 27 10

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Solid

r/AskReddit u/bassben206 • 16h Chefs of Reddit, what do you make when you're drunk? 26,6k BEST COMMENTS ▼ Sundaytoofaraway x3.8h About $12.50 an hour 4,2k Share Reply 37,4k

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Hehe

Aliko Dangote @Aliko Dangote Beautiful aerial photo of Africa from an altitude of 2000 feet! Osvaldo12 @Osvaldocar12 Aerial photo of Brazil from an altitude of 4 feet PUMA HUN Aliko Dangote @Aliko Dangote Osvaldo12 @Osvaldocar12 Bill Gates is not a doctor or a scientist. He is a Bill gates is not actually a gate man trying to play god. Aliko Dangote @Aliko Dangote When is @TwitterSupport going to do something about this moron who keeps mocking my posts? This is ridiculous and unacceptable behavior.

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