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27 Things You Didn't Think You'd Read Today

With all of the people talking and typing all day long, it would be easy to think that there is nothing original left to be said. Surely, by now, every unique sentence has been spoken or typed, it has all been heard before. The internet is full of surprises, though. Sometimes, something wild happens, or people come up with something to say that is truly out of this world. It can be surprising to see something so bizarre that it seems almost unbelievable, but it does happen. The mind is magical, and it can do and create some spectacular things.

enough, many of these unreal sentences are shared to Reddit's /r/brandnewsentence. This subreddit contains exactly what it says it does: brand-new sentences. These phrases, sentences, and headlines have never been heard before. There is a lot of mystery, bewilderment, and wonder in this subreddit, so here are just 27 that'll make some people stop and think for a while.

Thanks, community notes

Thank heavens for community notes Bojan Tunguz @tunguz - 17h . We are selling our baby trebuchet. We only used it a couple of times. PM me for a quote. Readers added context @CNviolations This is not a baby trebuchet. It is a baby catapult. Trebuchet has a counterweight dictionary.com/e/trebuchet-vs...

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This is wild

Х 96 r/Parenting u/Competitive Air1560 - 49m My baby is unattractive. Newborn 0-8 Wks My son was born a few weeks ago and I love him to death. But he's ugly as h¨. I hate myself for thinking it but it's impossible not to. My whole family has been lying to me, saying "omg your kid's so cute" yeah. Horses. The little guy looks like a potato on drugs. 186 197 ☐ ✓ ☑

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Huh…

The Guardian US man, 81, sentenced to six months for creating giant hybrid sheep for hunting G The Guardian. 1d

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Backpack-to-human ratio

Unbelievable backpack to human ratio on this lad

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Very specific..

CRIME TIMECAM Drunk 300 Pound Woman Flees Police With 8 Kids In Tesla Crime Time Cam 158K views • 9 hours ago

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Don't mess with them

The_Fyrewyre • 5h Why don't people understand that these people a Royal guards not tourist attractions. They are perfectly capable of f you up no matter how ornate they seem. Don't interrupt the Kings guard. Reply ✩ 5 ♡

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Ain't no way…

Medical Suction Machine Model: AVERLAST-20 Input: 230V / BO impers NW: 42 Duty Cycle: 20 minutes ON 45 minutes OFF 3406290027 NEWS SEP 26, 2024 <<50 Woman Hospitalized After Liposuction Procedure Using AliExpress Dental Phlegm Suction Machine

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Diabolical

Aella @Aella_Girl - 3d Maybe catcalling isn't that bad? Maybe the demonizing of catcalling is actually racist, since most men who catcall are black 841 2,177 413 Quarantine Goth Ms. Frizzle @spookperson Replying to @Aella_Girl your skull is full of wet cat food . 2:36 PM 06 Aug 20 Twitter for iPhone

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Maybe we should start reading the terms and conditions

10:09 5Gill 77%i Couple left... ☐ ☐ independent.co.uk INDEPENDENT Support Now = NEWS SPORTS VOICES CULTURE Menu LIFESTYLE News > World > Americas Couple left with life- changing crash injuries can't sue Uber after agreeing to terms while ordering pizza John and Georgia McGinty say they agreed to the terms when their daughter ordered a pizza on Uber Eats Holly Evans 1 day ago • 23 Comments □ fy ☐ ☑ Uber

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That's unfortunate

Abandoned prison in Romania. Sadly, I couldn't explore it because there was a bear inside

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Insane

Surgeon operated with penknife he uses to cut up lunch EMERGENCY 111 999 NHS University Hospitals Sussex NHS Foundation Tas Royal Sussex County Hospital AMBULANCE BBC / MARK NORMAN Police are looking into at least 105 cases of alleged medical negligence at the NHS trust 117

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That is pretty epic

mischief | @kurostill Follow imagine Kurt Cobain and Tony Hawk are both your grandfathers, you're like the Son Goku of white people Pop Base @PopBase 19h . Kurt Cobain's daughter, Frances Bean Cobain, and Tony Hawk's son, Riley Hawk, announce they have welcomed their first child together. A boy named Ronin Walker Cobain Hawk. 5:53 AM - Sep 30, 2024 1.9M Views

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Is it comfortable?

I finally got this project out of my brain and made a wearable stained glass baseball cap.

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What now?

Games RPG > Baldur's Gate > Baldur's Gate 3 It turns out you can keep Baldur's Gate 3's heartbreaking temporary companion permanently: You just have to beat half the game without resting, kill her and your main character, and stuff them in someone's pocket News By Ted Litchfield published. September 21, 2024 Super simple stuff. Ain't nothin but a peanut.

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That's rough

Pu @taoofpu 12m • I was in Target today, and the person walking in front of me spoke fluently in flatulence. 172 4 山 12 ☐ ∞

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Might be long odds…

Circe → @vocalcry Follow This is why I believe men should always shoot their shot Pop Crave @PopCrave 1d Lana Del Rey got married to alligator tour guide Jeremy Dufrene today. 3h I never understand people like that why do they call him lucky she clearly likes him enough to marry him Reply 10 l 3h Because when you're an alligator tour guide, meeting and marrying an international pop star worth millions are what you might call long odds 28

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A thumb

Its been one year since a thumb cried about pronouns 1:08 5:52 PM Sep 3, 2024 679.6K Views . ...

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I don't feel like an adult

postwafflecrispcereal People in their early twenties still refer to peo- ple older than them as "adults". When do you think they stop... and realize... they are adults natawhat I'm not an adult, I'm a child with a drinking permit. nightterrorbeauty drinking permit freelancervermont "What's that in your sippy cup?" "Vodka."

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What would you do?

WHAT DO YOU DO IF SOMEONE CALLS 911 WHEN YOU'RE IN THE ICE? A PER BEYC 761 Rubberm QUIN

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You're doing what now?

Choe Fdm. Follow 5d • just picked this up at the junkyard, we are about the un-gay the cybertruck

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Things you didn't think you'd read today

11h Wearing my party hat so my eugenics debate with my husband doesn't get too heated POV: You and your husband dabate so much that you both wear party hats to difuse any anger. We have a planned Eugenics debate when he finishes work. I'm ready. For war. Winter PSA we are not n@Zi scientists lol just two adults questioning ww2 m... See more 293 2.3K 201 5 2 59K ill 926K

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It's giving disposable vape

e 15h i will never forget ppl getting genuinely mad bcs someone said he looks like a vape here Sep 18 How it feels to be outside gettyimages Shane Anthony Sinclair 242 t 3.1K 111K ill 2.6M

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The future is near

me in 200 years when someone cuts me off in traffic so i use my flipper zero firmware implemented into my neuralink to send a zip bomb to their insulin pump that gives them dender dysphoria and then Tik Tok go back to my rpcs3 emulator located in my subconsious so i can play metal gear solid 3 while my tesla i modified to use synthetic diesel drives me to my 3 story buccees down the road Advi ADHEIMA

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Wild headline

Brian Firenzi @mrbrianfirenzi Lizza-Nuzzi Nuptials Fizzle, Rizzed by Grizzled Would-Be Prez NEW New York Post @nypost. 3d Olivia Nuzzi's ex-fiance Ryan Lizza confirms broken engagement after RFK Jr. seating scandal trib.al/zYVLYVV Correspondent Correspondents' A HCA te House Co pondents' A VHCA hite House C

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I hate it

journeyman folklo... @aniceburrito.bsky.so... Follow A Japanese company has released caffeinated instant ramen that can be sucked out of a tube, for gamers 00 on ALT

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Why so sad?

ruby! @trackterrors. 1d he has the eyes of a neglected hamster TECHN NC TECHNOLOGY 97412 NES ELL R חגי hp sky sports NGW av Bitdefe QPala PLAY Santander cev 15 471 7.9K il 94K

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Intense

Dexerto✶ @Dexerto Subscribe A Texas man has been arrested for allegedly attacking a retail employee with a Pop Tart 2 DASTER PASTRIES Poptarts PROSTED CHERRY Nutrition US NET WT 3.30

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