27 Things You Didn't Think You'd Read Today

With all of the people talking and typing all day long, it would be easy to think that there is nothing original left to be said. Surely, by now, every unique sentence has been spoken or typed, it has all been heard before. The internet is full of surprises, though. Sometimes, something wild happens, or people come up with something to say that is truly out of this world. It can be surprising to see something so bizarre that it seems almost unbelievable, but it does happen. The mind is magical, and it can do and create some spectacular things.

enough, many of these unreal sentences are shared to Reddit's /r/brandnewsentence. This subreddit contains exactly what it says it does: brand-new sentences. These phrases, sentences, and headlines have never been heard before. There is a lot of mystery, bewilderment, and wonder in this subreddit, so here are just 27 that'll make some people stop and think for a while.