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27 Unhinged Comments Literally Nobody Asked For

Everyone has been a victim of word vomit before. Everyone has said something unprompted or overshared a little too much to a group. It happens to the best of people. Maybe someone was trying to change the topic, maybe someone was filling a silence, maybe someone was just anxious. It's an embarrassing thing to happen to someone, but it is usually forgotten about. It's less forgivable when it happens online, though. When making a comment on the Internet, there is ample opportunity for the commenter to rethink it, change it, and delete it. So if something inappropriate or uncalled for is posted… that's on them.

Reddit's /r/NobodyAsked is a subreddit that posts screenshots of comments where people shared something no one asked about. These comments are out-of-pocket and sometimes kind of insane. They can be found all over the web, in any comment section imaginable. Here are 27 of those cringeworthy comments nobody wanted.

Congrats

Lil 10/31/2023 2:11 PM MY FORTNITE IS WERID 10/31/2023 3:39 PM IKR?! LOL I HAVE THIS ONE FRIEND WHO HAS THIS FRIEND WHO HAS A CRUSH ON ME HELPP

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Good for you

V.S What Your Man Wants What My Man Wants BPS5 PlayStation's BPSS Paviation's BPSS PlayStumors MADE SPLI DEWALT DeWALT DEWALT

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Seriously…

10/22/21 i just had my first kiss at 24 years old 1,710 11.2K 221K 5.10/22/21 17 going on 18. Still no one. Besides that weird swith my cousin, but that dont count 152 403 7,245 Replying to @Deez52351165 what the hu talking bout 23:36 10/22/21 Twitter for iPhone 258 Retweets 34 Quote Tweets 23.2K Likes

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M'lady

LAD BEST OF THE DECADE LADBIBLE 4 MIN READ Batman: The Dark Knight Rises Voted Best Film Of The Decade 41.7K 10.4K Comments 2.8K Shares Like Comment Share → Top Fan Ladies I have arrived in England

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Calm down

23:02 64 > Q When someone in uni asks where i'm from: 64 comments ✓ Lancashire but the nearest city is Liverpool (ormskirk 4h Reply 27 My college was full of people from Ormskirk they were all proper weirdos and the hint of Scouse in their accent was disgusting. Thank god they've all went uni now 6m Reply

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Someone is very smart

day at 01:10 I wouldn't go to book readings and så but I would go through like a book a day and always be above the average reading level for my age I loved to correct my teachers The concept of negative numbers was introduced to me in year 1 Algebra was earlier My year 4 teacher promised me a scientific calculator and I never got it Maybe that's why I hate the welsh Wait no my hatred began years before then Today at 09:02 literally dont remember anyone asking

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Thanks for sharing

SYSTEM OF A DOWN 0 10 9 LANG 11 12 2 3 HYPNOTIZE Replies @Ortiga-ey6tp • 2w ago SATAN IS MY LIFE Х • @Goofy_Ah_Ah_Dog ⚫ Os ago That's great buddy Add a reply... 50

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I would have too

n Looks like a brick of pate or foie with a banana in it. Reply Vote Vote 1h Ah, so you've chosen to include "69" in your username, one of those cringe-inducing numbers that immediately makes people question your maturity level. Honestly, you should also think about whether having such a juvenile username is creating an accurate representation of who you are. Edit: User blocked me thus proving my point. -1

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I bet they're fun at parties

What are some privileges or benefits you enjoy as a woman that you don't think are accessible to men? Question ↑ 49 3 200 ☑60 19h I can have baby fever or play with kids without people thinking I'm a predator 8 ← Reply 61 A "privilege" I don't want and would rather have the absolute opposite of, as I hate everything involving kids

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What a shame

3 hrs Who ordered the rain lol it's been down pouring since 6 am 3 Comments Like Comment Send in Messenger It was raining when I went into work yesterday at 7 I've been in isolation since yesterday I have scabies

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Yikes, lady

abc NEWS ABC News - WRIC Yesterday at 10:11 AM - A Michigan woman received 81 pounds of gifts from a multi-billionaire Secret Santa. WRIC.COM Michigan woman's Secret Santa turns out to be Bill Gates Like 080386 70 shares Comment Share Most Relevant ▾ Wow I got nothing for Christmas. Found out my husband had taken all the money and bought gift cards which he sent to all his buddies on the internet. Hundreds of dollars end nothing for his wife and our son. Son found them and took pictures We had no money, no food and no presents for Christmas. I found put from my son on Christmas morning. БЬ Like Reply

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Literally, who asked?

It was good. Just watching some Netflix Nice, what are you watching? The Office!! My favorite show. My dad is the epitome of Michael Scott Ugh... What? That show is so...stupid. You don't learn anything from television like that Clearly you are not engaged with proper television that I watch. The Office has nothin but unintelligent humor. I don't have an IQ of 136 for nothing. Try watching something mentally stimulating like The National Geographic or something on the History channel. I was gifted, and I choose not to lose precious brain cells that God gave to me over a silly television show. Just trying to help. You're a very smart pretty girl, but television like that only rots your brain :) You sound like an a hole

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Okay, buddy

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson We are prisoners of the present, in perpetual transition from an inaccessible past to an unknowable future. 4:42 am 19 Oct. 19 TweetDeck 13K Retweets 56.5K Likes 27 бо Ethan Klein @h3h3productio... . 2h v Replying to @neiltyson K 40 17 38 1,712 1 more reply

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Classic vegan

Times co-worker has Mentioned She's vegan today: HIT I Times I've asked:

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This cannot be real

Im not your Average weed smoker. Heh.... Ive probably smoked at lesst 500 blunts in each of these three outfits featured here. Still not impressed? Heh, i have 2 other outfits not featured in this picture. USA

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Thanks for letting us know?

Trace Adkins @TraceAdkins - 17h . Oh my God. One of the all-time GREAT vocalists. Joe Diffie was my friend. RIP, buddy. @Joe DiffieOnline 142 495 4.2K Replying to @TraceAdkins and @Joe DiffieOnline R.I.P. Joe Back in 87, he and I had a one night stand. The cowboy was very well hung. Unfortunately he never called me back. Heaven gained another 10 inches. 5:30 PM Mar 29, 2020 Twitter for Android . tweets 32 Likes 6/photo/1

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Big Apple guy over here!

Apple Guy | iPhone X Today at 00:47 A 13 years old that has better stuff than yours (edited) Hahahhaha I have iPhone 5, 6 plus, 7 plus, X, iPad pro 2018, $2000 pc Im about to get iPhone Xi My parents makes $7000 a week You're broke

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RIP

Home Favourites Recent I tried to video chat with my cat and she recognized me 320 You and 3.6k others 116 comments 965 shares Like Comment Lucky you my cat died today Like Reply Share 50

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Cool

4 days ago Pretty unreasonable for Gordon to ask someone who looks like a baby to stop acting like one 45 Add a public reply... 4 I am a lesbian 3 days ago

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TMI, girl

GREAT for COOKING Cream of Chicken 31 Like Coo GREAT FOR Cream of Mushroom ** SOUP Comment RESEA 10 Comments • 256 Shares Share STAYHO I would make 1 minor change. Substitute the 2 Campbell's soups with store brand. Because I get gassy with Campbell soups. But it looks yummy. Write a comment...

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Wow! That's a lot to take in

← Tweet pokimane@pokimanelol 6h best birthday ever 1,760 675 42.4K Replying to @pokimanelol my dad just got hit by a on coming car and died. like happy birthday and all but this day will now today and forever on. i will be crying tears of sadness on your birthday every year. i wish you the best of luck @pokimanelol and hope my dad made it to heaven ok • 12:21 AM 15 May 20⚫ Twitter Web App 1 Retweet 2 Likes

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The pinnacle of health

Marial 8 hrs > ••• Arizona Are all McDonald's the same as far as pricing? 12 Like Comment View previous comments Christinal Like Reply · 33m We do not eat McDonalds 1 73 Comments 1 Share Share 3 of 53

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30 people support

Replies S 1 day ago (edited) I hope everyone know I am on strict diet Like to support 30 Q1 ☑

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I thought not!

Yesterday at 11:13 PM • Thunderstorms are great until your joints start to scream 8 Like Comment 3 Comments Send Have you had two hairline fractures on your spine? I thought not. Sack up

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Uh, okay

r/Showerthoughts When you hold the power button on your PC it's like chloroforming your best friend 15 NEW COMMENTS 5 Share 6h Social media is a slaughter house in the echo chambers Reply Vote

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Don't mess with this kid

1 People say I look like Eminem I'm only 13 an omm I'm better than your favorite rapper prove me wrong 13h 35 likes Reply Hide replies

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A+ in math

Him flexing about Social Studies & History: Me: A+ in Maths 目

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