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28 Annoying Moments Experienced By People Looking For Jobs

Getting a job is not easy these days. It isn't as simple as handing in a resumé anymore. For the most part, applying to jobs is done online through sites like Indeed and LinkedIn. This is meant to make the process easier, but it actually seems to make it so much worse. Now, every job has thousands of applicants within minutes and every application process takes hours of work to complete. Even worse, when that part is done, most of the time the companies are ghosting people, and people are never hearing back after putting in so much effort. It seems like everyone is hiring, but no one is being hired. Something strange is going on in the recruiting world and it's leaving a lot of people with a lot of headaches.

Reddit's /r/recruitingh*** is a subreddit where people can share the worst things they have seen or experienced while looking for a job. It's a way for people to feel less alone about the whole thing because it's rough out there. Here are 28 infuriating images and relatable memes from people who just want to be employed.

Hey, it happens

Just realized I've been submitting job application with this pfp Job Intervie rhoda ag to obihez Hi, may I know if the ready for the intervie rhoda ag to obihez The zoom link is not send me a new link? Show quoted text

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Just to apply

We are a fast growing Podcast agency where the opportunity to grow and develop is really big. For the right person, the sky's the limit. To apply: • Click Apply on Linkedin Then email call mt.com the following: A short Strategy Deck on how you'd grow the 'High Performance Podcast' Channel on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/ @HighPerformancePodcast/videos) including 5 new episode title & thumbnail ideas. • A loom video where you talk through the deck · • . 3 Reasons you would be a good fit Your CV, salary expectations and working location This role is Remote first but would suit someone who can work to UK working hours. show less Am I a good fit? How can I best in Easy Apply Save

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It's not adding up

t Marketing Director- Remote California, United States - 7 hours ago - 4 applicants Apply About the job Save We are looking for a Data Entry Specialist whose main function is providing excellent customer service by quickly and accurately processing submissions sent electronically by our members. A Data Entry Specialist will compare data with source documents submitted by our members, checking for accuracy and that supporting documentation meets specified requirements. Essential Job Functions Consistently meet the established daily quota Ability to perform repetitive tasks with accuracy

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They got me with that

Our client's work space is one of diversity, collaboration, and one that foster's a family team spirit and offers: • strong compensation and benefits a team dedicated to the continuous development of their niche food market ⚫ health and wellness focus • fun days - ice cream truck visits give back to the community events and support • hybrid

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Too real

Boomers getting a job: Hi I'd like a job Perfect, you're hired Getting a job now: I have a PhD, know 6 languages, and have been working for 25 years Best I can do is $12 an hour

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Finally, realistic requirements

SAND'S PA EXIT Wendy NOW HIRING LOSERS 2 OPEN FOR BREAKF

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That's insulting

to me Hi Apologies for the delayed response-I was out of the office and am catching up on emails. I spoke with and we've adjusted the salary range for this position from $80,000-$90,000 to $70,000-$80,000. Please let me know if this is acceptable to you. If so, we'd like to proceed with the final steps of the interview process. Best regards,

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That cannot be real

Position: Graphic Designer {Remote/ WFH} Experience: 3-5 years in the Signage Industry is a must. Company: Based in the USA Hours: 9:00 AM - 5:30 PM (Eastern Time), Monday to Friday Salary: $400/month (Salary will be re-evaluated for a potential increase after 6 months)

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So professional

3:16 A 269 Hello Text Message Today 12:47 PM Hey .ıll Hello? Who is this? I am Sivir. are you interested in a remōte position? I'm Sivir from company Can I send you the job ok? sorry can you give me a chance Please? + No thanks The kissing emoji was not professional. Please find a different candidate for your job. Thanks. Text Message

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"Junior"

Insight Global Junior Project Manager • United States 1 day ago Over 100 applicants • $50/hr $55/hr. Remote • Contract Entry level Skills: Stakeholder Management, Infrastructure Management ✗See how you compare to over 100 other applicants. Reactivate Premium Easy Apply Save About the job Location: Remote (EST hours preferred) Duration: 6-month contract with possible extension Pay Rate: $50.00-55.00/hr Must Haves: • • Minimum of 4 years' experience as a Project Manager Experience working with Global Teams Stakeholder Alignment & Dependency Management. • Project KPIs, performance tracking, status reporting & stakeholder communications. • Team Collaboration, Risk & Issues Management

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A year?!

Please note, you must successfully pass each stage of the process to progress to the next. Your application may take around 9-12 months to process including vetting, so we advise you continue any current employment until you have received your final job offer.

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Not even close

You 8:05 AM • Hoping to get $35 an hour for this position Today F₁₁ F 11:02 AM hi dear we have $18/hr on W2 are you ok for that You 11:07 AM • No, thank you. 11:08 AM I assure that you will definitely get interview for this You ⚫ 11:11 AM Okay, please get me an interview for a position that will offer at least $35 an hour. Thanks. 11:12 AM F₁₁ thank you

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It's funny because it's true

Adam Karpiak. Following My resumes and job search strategies get... Request services 23h . Very popular costume this year SPIRIT Hiring Manager Who Interviewed You *Kit Does Not Include* - feedback - salary range - compensation for completed project ADULT Size Costume ONE SIZE FITS MOST 4,175 ☑ 159 comments • 157 reposts

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Free work

:::: 目 Hi philippines 5:41 pm I will be sending you a sample picture of the product. Please create a banner based on it, and we will review your work to determine if you pass. If you do, I will schedule you for a final interview. Once you have finished the banner, kindly send it here. Thank you! Best regards, .jpg →

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Someone finally did it

What excites you most about this role?* To quote Han Solo from Star Wars: "Look, I ain't in this for your revolution and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid; I'm in it for the money."

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Great!

I hired someone already bc I needed help earlier. Sorry

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Yep

DUDES BE LIKE "You just need to walk into companies with a free cup of coffee for the boss, give them a firm handshake, and ask if they're hiring!" MY BROTHER Resumes are no longer IN CHRIST reviewed by human beings

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What an insane take

Amber Robinson • 3:e+ Construction Recruiter + Följ #HIRING 3 d. What is your current salary? Please don't be scared to disclose, or worse lie about your current salary. Many people seem to think we ask this to be able to lowball? This is completely false. 1. My client will want to know what salary you're on. 2. I can compare it to market rate. 3. If you're overpaid, I'll tell you my clients can't match that, then we're not wasting each others time. 4. If you're underpaid, I'll tell you and explain the bracket you should be in. Most recruiters make a fee based on the basic salary you're offered. It benefits me and benefits you to get you the best money we can! We're not trying to trap you in anyway, just trying to be realistic and understand expectations. Visa översättning 174 62 kommentarer 9 ompubliceringar

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Please…

wallstreetoasis Suggested for you Follow Which of the following items might help an HR professional drive employee retention and success? A ping-pong table. Additional responsibilities A raise in pay. Incorrect. Often when an employee leaves, it's not about the money. A good exit interview can help determine the real causes :

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Why so long?

Job Fit Assessment: To apply for this job, please take the following assessment as soon as possible. Please allow roughly 30-45 minutes of undistracted time to complete:

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They did ask

> While completing a job application, I came across a section for "previous life experience," so I wrote that I was a Pharaoh in 2300 B.C.

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The pain…

My live reaction to being rejected after an online assessment and 6 positive interviews with zero feedback provided by the employer

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What a weird question

* QUESTION 7 Outside of your job, how many phone calls do you make per week? * QUESTION 8 Outside of your job, how many phone calls do you receive per week?

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That seems excessive

Application process • Round 1: 60 minute Google Meet discussion with the Head of • Round 2: 60 minute Google Meet discussion with the Director, • Round 3: Take home assignment followed by a 60 minute Google Meet discussion with the Product Marketing • Round 4: Four (4) Google Meet discussions with various leaders (max 3 hours)

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Sure you do

• Candidates will need access to a desktop computer, laptop, tablet, and/or smart device with internet access to take this examination If you do not have access to a smart device with internet access, please contact Tiffany Lewis, at Tiffany.Lewis@phila.gov.and alternative arrangements will be made for you to take this examination Qualifying Oral Bilingual Exam • Candidates who pass the training and experience evaluation shall be notified to appear for the qualifying. bilingual Spanish part of the examination in such numbers and at such times as determined to be necessary • Qualifying Bilingual Exam Benefits Benefits - We care about your well-being Responsibilities

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Amazon, what?

← Back I will compromise my values for my job. Working quickly is more important than working safely. Most like me More like me < or > More like me О Most like me

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100,000 applicants

Thank you for your interest in a position with Inbox x Workday... Sep 30, 2024, 3:14 PM (3 days ago) to me ☆ J ... Dear We appreciate your interest in R Entry Level (Remote) at BIT Support Specialist- We sincerely apologize for the delay in getting back to you as we received over 100,000 applicants for this position. After careful review, we have elected not to move forward with filling this position at this time. Your interest in working at Careers page. We at is important to us and we wish you success in your encourage you to keep reviewing our career opportunities by visiting our career search and future professional endeavors. Sincerely, Talent Acquisition

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Sounds about right

"omg I finally got my degree” ExtremeBlitz Unemployment:

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