28 Bizarre Sentences Never Heard Before

With all of the people out there in the world talking and typing all day long, it's easy to think that nothing has ever been left unsaid, right? By now, every combination of words or non-words has been used up; there's nothing original left to do. Sometimes, though, the world surprises everyone with a brand new sentence. Sometimes, something happens, or someone comes up with a phrase that no one was ever expecting. It's a fun little surprise that happens every once in a while, making the world a little more exciting. Some of these sentences take a couple of reads to truly grasp and understand, but that just adds to the fun.

Reddit's /r/brandnewsentence is a subreddit where people can post every strange headline and odd comment someone has made that sounds unheard of. Here are 28 new sentences that surely have never ever been heard, spoken, or typed before.