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28 Images Showcasing The Horrors Of Online Dating

Online dating is not for the weak. Honestly, it's more like an extreme sport these days. Online dating is the new norm. Once upon a time, people used to meet in coffee shops and museums; now, people are finding love through swipes. While apps such as Tinder and Bumble are efficient and simple, they also come at a cost. The cost is sanity and faith in humanity, to be honest.

People are unhinged on these apps… Like, truly unhinged. People will say anything they feel, whether it be inappropriate or offensive; there is truly no filter behind the screen. It's not impossible to find love through online dating, but it does take a lot of weeding through. As a sort of support group, Reddit's /r/Tinder and /r/Bumble allow users to share their most cringeworthy interactions while perusing the dating apps. Here are 28 of them that might make some people shake their heads.

Oh, sorry

You are so cool Today Thank you And you're awesome I mean, parachuting? That's amazing It's skydiving you stupid b Sorry Delivered

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Sorry??

Yesterday Good morning my Chocolate Queen Today If we were back in the 1850s, and you were one of my slaves, I'd let you sleep in the house Aa GIF

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Oof

Today 01:38 Can I call you my boyfriend? Today 12:20 Morning querida. Just saw your msg, might have seen it yesterday but I was so sleepy and tired. As we spoke before and due to the nature of my circumstances it's a bit complicated, as I'm in desperate need to change my situation as soon as possible, since this is affecting all the aspects of my life. But we can talk about it on the phone or in person when I get back if you wish. + iMessage Delivered 11/1.

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Throwing in the towel immediately

Im good You been to Hawii and the pyramids Imao. Aint nothing I can do for you Good morning ?

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Well, that escalated

Kayla YOU MATCHED WITH KAYLA ON 10/28/24 We got a match, are we gonna start a fire? My house burned down like 5 months ago so I'm good on the fire starting

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Hey, it worked

Tue 10:18 PM Roses are red, Your lines are slick, Let's test those odds And grab a drink! 6:47 AM 10:22 AM 3:40 PM That was the most rhymes | could do I am free next week Roses are red Marianna's so fine What are the odds We go out sometime? Write a message... Grass is green You're flattering me I love your idea When are you free?

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People are brutal

Today 11:20 PM I only matched with you to ask you why in the world you would for 2 seconds think I'd have ANYTHING to do with you? Like in what fantasy world do you live?

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Ugh, people

Together, we could Try get over my fear of small talk The weather today am I right? Today 21:26 You matched with Today 21:26 Yeah so wet rn just like me ah sorry to hear that. you didn't have an umbrella? Sent

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That's crazy

you're only 6'2? Unfortunately Only taller than 95% of the population that's just too short 4' 11 ? How tall are you You gotta be f with me

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Did it work?

د 8:41 lill 38 YOU MATCHED WITH ON 2024-10-20 You must get prettier every time a guy disappoints you cuz dā Today 3:43 PM

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Use this one

Would it make you weak at the knees if i told you i cook professionally and can make you all the swirly potatoes youd like? Today slightlyyyy but you've got some tough competition my mums a food tech teacher with some mean for gadgets and recipes Now thats not fair Im good. But i can never compete with a moms' cooking→ Especially when she can cook a daughter like you now that was smooth

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What a catch

My bio -No single moms -No b,overweight OK -No women with mental disorders -I wont spend money on u,or pay ur food/drink -I dont beg for sol dont go on dates until we hkup and hangout 3 times at my or ur place. We can facetime prior -I wont try to impress u more than u impress me -Dog dad -Vasectomied Send a Compliment

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Blocked

I LOVE the photo with the dog! you and your outfit look IMMACULATE And I want to clap you're cheeks Delivered

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Sometimes we need small talk

The way to win me over is By not asking how my day/weekend/year was Your future husband: "Hi honey, I'm home! Do you think free will exists?" Done

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Don't meet up with this one

13:36 Are you asexual? Definitely 14:30 Thought so So you're just looking for platonic talks? I'm looking for a victim to drain of their blood

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Someone actually said that

Hiiiii Yesterday When do I get to meet the utters? Instead of a si IN Hiiiii note im just leaving a print out of this Today Lol whyyyy You're too hot to die Stay in real life so I don't have to dream about you and the k. Delivered

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An honest typo

< 4:20 Opening Move What's your ideal first date? Today Something fun and active like blowing LTE O So true Blowing is so fun Oh my god I meant bowling But your terms are acceptable Delivered ים Aa GIF +

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Iconic

8:48 ::!! 4G Are you lightning? Because I want to make you McQueen Today 8:36 PM Only if you promise to keep up with my speed - can't have you burning out on lap one! SPEED? I AM SPEED I can keep going all day + Sent Type a message Send 18 GIF

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That… what?

How are you tonight I was just wondering if we hit it off, do you think you could help me with $2,000 a month starting November 1st? I'm good, how about you? Vastada.. 10.05 AMA

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Why would anyone do this?

Today 10:15 AM Did you text that number? That's my ex Today 12:00 PM Yes Why the fwould you give me your ex's number? Type a message Sent Send

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Got 'em

Do you like raisins That's my line Today Yes, but I prefer dates GIPHY Gotcha! Delivered 19:14

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Hey, a rhyme

66 About me I'll understand your moods Appreciate your n's And tell everyone we met at Whole Foods.

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Bots…

Hello. How are you today? I don't get it. Are you Al Horrible. I lost my foot in a terrible cooking accident. I LOST MY FOOT IN A TERRIBLE COOKING ACCIDENT. As much as I sympathize, what are you trying to say to me? I hope no one found it in their soup. That would unimaginable. I'm so worried How are you today? I hope you are well. Thank you. I'm fine. What are you looking for here? Someone with all of their limbs.

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Is that how that works?

Q Figuring out my dating goals 83 Monogamy, Figuring out my relationship type I think I want to be poly but my partners need to be monogamous

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At least she's honest

1:24 RingCentral tinder -7 66 i've had two separate domestic violence restraining orders approved against me and i'm not allowed to own guns Pa 38

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Batstache

佥 Lives in 46 km away About me Socially on weekends

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The audacity

I'm convinced that women lack personality because they know they can get any guy they want without it

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Better luck next time

Today 09:00 I think we matched close to a year ago now so I think I finally figured out the perfect opener Hey cutir nvm give it another year Stay updated. Get Read Receipts. Sent GIF Type a message... SEND

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