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28 Kids Being Adorably Dumb

The future of the world relies on the children of today. It's a scary thought, but it's true. Someday, all of the little kids in the world will be adults, ones with important jobs. It's hard to believe this to be true sometimes, especially when considering the way they are acting now. Kids do some stupid things; parenting is not for the weak. It's hard to blame kids when they do something stupid, though; they really don't know much. They don't mean to be dumb, but it's hilarious when they are.

For those who don't have children testing their patience all day long, parents of the internet share all of the insane things their kids do every day so everyone can laugh at them. It's also probably a way to feel better about the crazy things they do. So here are 28 kids being adorably stupid each and every day.

Sigh…

Replying to @Gloomy French and @sumerianbby When I was 5, my mom came out into the living room while I was playing games, crawling around merging ungodly noises. I thought she was being silly, so I crawled with her and tried to like ride her like a horse. She was in labor. I was like "lol that's cool" 5:14 AM Jul 3, 2021 i 3.7K

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She'll visit

CeciATL @CeciATL my daughter asked why she can't just quit school and i told her it's against the law and they'll put me in jail and my sweet sweet child looked me in the eye and said "i'll visit you"

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It is a good one

Stay at Home Meh @caseyjparker the teacher asked my kindergartner what his favorite season was and he said "garlic salt" B

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That's brutal

I was at a Barnes and Noble with my son (he was 5 at the time) looking for a new book. My son has always been a talkative child and always said hello to people. While I am looking for a new book, I hear my son say hello to a man in a wheelchair. The man did not acknowledge my son and so my son repeated his greeting. The man remained silent. My son says hello and once again is ignored. My son sighs and tells me "well, I guess his ears don't work either".

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Why are kids like this?

My 3 year old was singing about dinosaurs loudly at the grocery store and I told her I loved her singing, but asked her to please use her inside voice. She randomly came out with "Im sorry mommy! Please dont lock me in the closet!" And a whole bunch of people turned to look at me. I've never once locked her in a closet! Theres no room in our closet even if I wanted to!

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Who gets the credit?

joe heenan @joeheenan There was a massive unflushed Jobby in the toilet. I asked my boys who did it & my 10yr old son said it was him. My 5yr old son is crying cause he says it was him & his big brother is taking the credit. Have a great week everyone!

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That's just mean

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More orange

#155 *** Hot *** Dine In 7:26 PM Server: William D Table 83, Guests: 4 1 Kids Mac N Cheese Make It More Orange In Color If Possible I Dont Know Dude, Just Kill Me 1 SM Margherita Garlic Sliced Tomato Spinach 1 Small Pizza Bacon

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Sibling rivalry

When i was like 4-5 and my brother 4 years older, he pushed a pea in his nose. I was so jealous because he got attention from my parents, i did the same thing.

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Biggest fear as a kid

In 5th grade I went to school on Halloween Costume Day completely dressed up like a pirate. Makeup, costume, hair, everything. Walked into school only to realize no one else was wearing a costume and that dress up day was tomorrow. Had to wait until lunch for my mom to bring me new clothes.

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Derogatory

sadhoc when i was in elementary school, i thought that the reason we were supposed to capitalize the first letter of people's names was as a sign of respect, so i always refused to capitalize the name of my fourth grade teacher or george bush, because i did not respect them timetravellingcactus lower case (derogatory)

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Just chilling

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Anyone remember Netflix on DVD?

Donald Zimmer @zimmer_donald I explained to my daughter that when Netflix started they used to send you DVDs. 6yr old: (old lady voice) You know, back in my day, the internet used to come in the mail.

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Absolutely not

Jessica Valenti ☑ @JessicaValenti Whenever I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then 3 year-old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: "I'm gonna need more carrots." 11:34 AM 18 Jan 21 Twitter Web App >

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Current mood

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A story in three parts

X (2-1) @DEAADSEAA Follow My sense of humor is so cooked

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Just, why?

DEL DRI TIP What's up Anonymous inember !? 29m. If you're missing your fuel cap for your car or truck, comment here. One of my students decided it was a great idea to steal this while they were waiting for the bus this morning. I'm guessing it'd be around the south side somewhere. CAUTION Fuel Spray May Cause Injury REMOVE SLOWLY 12 comments

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Slime and hair don't mix

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They're too honest

ThisOneSays @ThisOneSayz My 7 year old: *staring at my face* Me: What is it, sweetie? My 7 year old: Is my nose weird, too? Kids are delightful. 11:07 PM - Feb 9, 2021

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That's an extreme plan

Joey D'Arcy @JoeyDarcyy Was on the bus the other day and two kids about 10 were in front of me. One of them said that his parents won't let him get a dog so he used to stare at the sun to try make himself blind so he could get a guide dog. No doubt he was waffling but you have to admire his imagination

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Reading is hard

1d. Nothing tests your patience like teaching a 5 year old to read. Sometimes he's killing it and then sometimes he sounds out BIG perfectly, but says the word is gorilla... You and 8 others

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Public transport things

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Kids just say anything

@S... 8h 000 My 5 year old was overheard by his teacher telling his friends I was big robber with lots of guns. The next thing I know the police are searching my house for guns and stolen gear. Err by the way I am not a robber nor do I have or keep weapons. Police were quite apologetic. 22 17 40 965 Replying to @S and @c.. Friend's kid did the same when he told kindergarten teacher his dad had dead bodies in his car. Friend's husband owned mortuary and had the contract with county coroner to remove bodies from crime scenes. 1:06 AM - Jan 25, 2021 Twitter for iPhone

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Why do they do this?

Manic Mama @JannaKilimnik People coming over. Me: *tidies up* Husband: *fires up the bbq* Toddler: *removes all clothing* Follow

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Terrible hide-and-seek players

Dad on my Feet @dad_on_my_feet [How to lose at Hide-and-seek] Me: [eyes closed] 1...2....3..... 4yo: [whispers] Daddy can I hide in your shirt? 10:12 AM Mar 24, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 56 Retweets 439 Likes 3s Replying to @dad_on_my_feet I'll play this with my five year old niece sometimes and I'll pretend I don't immediately know where she is because I'm not an a hole but if I do that for more than ten seconds she'll scream "I'M HERE!" and then get surprised whenever I find her after she screams that.

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Uh?

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Pizza enrages child

Buy Nothing 20m. Give: Half of a large tomato basil pizza from This pizza enraged our child because "the basil sank into the tomato sauce." It's delicious but causes problems so please take it away!

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Why…

Papi Tré @TheTreyde Follow I picked my nephew up from daycare today, Mind you, he's biracial but looks like a white kid. They asked him if he knew who I was and why did this man look me dead in my face and say he didn't know me... Had them people ready to call the cops on me.

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