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28 Oddly Specific Sentences That Are A Little Suspicious

Everyone has seen something before that seems a little too specific to be totally innocent. It's like the kinds of questions people ask that are long and particular and end with "asking for a friend." Everyone knows that the friend is non-existent, someone just doesn't want to admit it's about them. Oddly specific sentences aren't always questions, though. Sometimes they are observations, insults, or comparisons. Some people can be super creative when coming up with ways to describe something; it's kind of impressive.

Reddit's /r/oddlyspecific is a subreddit where people share screenshots of all of the posts, sentences, and questions they find that are too specific to be normal. They raise the question of what's going on in someone's life to say such a thing. And how can something be so specific, yet so universally relatable? It's truly a rollercoaster of a time. Here are 28 oddly specific sentences that'll get people thinking today.

I don't like this

AWARNING IF YOU SEE STAIRS DO NOT ASCEND THIS BUILDING HAS NO FOURTH FLOOR The voices calling you up DO NOT belong to your loved ones

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What…

Jake Symbol @JakeSymbol I'm sick of pointing a gun at my dad through my window at 2am as he pleas "come on Jake. Just let your old paw in. I'm tired" and replying "You're not my dad. He's asleep in the other room. I hear him snoring" then watching his expression go sour as he turns back toward the woods 9:57 PM 16 Feb 20 13.6K Retweets 350 Quotes 80.6K Likes

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How would it change?

dqv7qdxijg341.jpg 77 KB JPG How would history change if there was a giant disembodied hand that zooms around the planet and crushes one random person with its index finger every day? It's called The Hand and it's always slightly faster than you. FA

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17?

Jon @ArfMeasures Genie: you have 17 wishes Me: isn't it normally 3?? Genie: yeah but *vaguely gestures to me* lot of issues here

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Classic February guy

AS A FEBRUARY GUY JONLY TRUST SOMEONE WHO CAM SEE THREE THINGS IN ME 1.THE SORROW BEHIND MY SMILE 2. THE LOVE BEHIND MY ANGER- 3. THE REASON BEHIND MY SILENCE

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Accurate

Dana Schwartz @DanaSchwartzzz Pangolins are cute because they always look like they're about to hesitantly present some bad news to their sovereign lord. "Pardon me sire... my liege if I may.... the prisoners.... they've..... well, they've escaped." L

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I am also curious

ghost @ghostisposting how do i get one of those jobs that arent real where i send an email and then go to a meeting and then draft an email and then leave work and get paid $98,000 a year and have a badge on a little cord that says senior deputy analytics coordinator supervisor of marketing and sales

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The same person

Mara "Get Rid of the N "Wilson @MaraWilson Hey, who's your favorite short, half-Irish and half-Jewish (but secular), dark-haired light-eyed former child actor with a severe nickel allergy who played the title character from a beloved British children's book about a child with magic powers? Me, right? D₁ RADCLIFFE

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Roast belt

Lay Lay 1d → My Pot Roast Only Took AH HOUR TO COOK Why Yall Be Lying Like It Take All Day → ✓ Like ☐ Comment 477 Send ✓ Share Nate Conner II I bet That s' taste like an alternator belt 4h Like Reply 65

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Hmmm…

Delta9250 @deltaIV9250 Follow 800 The masculine urge to slowly bleed out here salt @ancilladominii .4d

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Emotional support

Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean Love when my girlfriend goes shopping and I go full useless. RPG companion mode (blindly following 5 feet behind her, bumping into stuff, contributing absolutely nothing of value, repeating a few stock phrases like "let's roll!" and "you've got this!")

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Is this accurate?

Ben Wetherbee t @wetherbeephd Art museums: art is cool Science museums: science is cool Natural history museums: prehistoric animals were cool Maritime museums in Michigan's Upper Peninsula: Lake Superior will kill you and everyone you love 11:08 PM 9/3/23 from Earth 7,234 Views . www

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Good to know

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That's brutal

My parents announced their divorce while I was playing Wii sports baseball and I remember switching to boxing and holding back tears as I beat up my dads mii

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Follow your dreams

Stella Follow I wanna cover someone's face with my lipstick stains, taking that as a Polaroid and putting that in the back of my phone case

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Anyone else?

When you're 8 & don't know how to interact so you analyze the behavior of your peers to better assimilate imgflip.com

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Shouldn't have done that…

lourdes @gossipgrill using microsoft word *moves an image 1 mm to the left* all text and images shift. 4 new pages. appear. in the distance, sirens.

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They what?

To other autistic people, what's something most people enjoy that you just can't comprehend due to sensory reasons? 230 17 57 499 ili 28K R ARC the Cartoon Master (Art Commissi @NNewt84 Chicken nuggets, apparently. Whenever I tell people that I never liked them as a kid, they look at me like I said I have a pet Triceratops that can sing all the songs from Princess Ida. 9:23 PM Oct 7, 2024 · 192 Views

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Those were the days…

history, huh? @kriptidbackup Some of you never had to spend hours. in the kitchen table crying as your dad shouts "WHAT IS 3 TIMES 7?"

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Huh…

rogert @imrogert in college I took my geology final on LSD and scored the highest grade in 3 years. I identified the rocks by licking them 1:40 pm 20 Jan 23 2.1M Views 3,995 Retweets 428 Quote Tweets 80.2K Likes 27 rogert @imrogert · 1d go not kidding. I felt like I unearthed hidden knowledge. I took my hoodie on and off like 40 times during the test

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Real

Jennii @hashjenni why is sleeping at night so hard but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft fluffy cloud while adele sings you a lullaby

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We got a bad boy over here

Simon Holland → @simoncholland *Me passing a note to the waitress* Hi, I'm going to order Diablo Fire wings but could you please just bring me mild? Also when you bring the mild wings could you please say "whoa, who ordered the Diablo wings?"

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That's valid

chris @arcanegold i've gone so many years without physical contact that at this point i think someone tenderly holding my hand would kill me like how a flavor blasted goldfish would kill a medieval peasant 11:43 PM 1/15/22 Twitter for iPhone 2,344 Retweets 85 Quote Tweets 9,979 Likes

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Fun fact

= SPACE Subscribe ▼ Q Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say

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Teacher's going through it

S Font abc Paragraph FINAL EXAM: Differential Calculus 1.On a rainy day, a girl broke up with her boyfriend after being together for eight long years. They decided to separate at the place where everything about them began, at the same time. The boy is due north crying and running at a rate of 5 ft/sec and the girl is walking due east at rate of 1 ft/sec thinking if she made the right decision. How fast are they separating from each other 5 seconds after they started moving to a new life without each other? (10 pts)

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Brain monsters

My therapist once called anxiety "fighting imaginary monsters in my brain" which honestly sounds way cooler than "worrying I'll have to say hi to my neighbors in the hallway"

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It's awful

Legacy Russell @LegacyRussell have you ever tried to copy and paste text from a PDF it's like scraping plastic off a frying pan

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Aww…

DUE TO RECENT EVENTS OUIJA BOARDS ARE NO LONGER PERMITTED IN THE RESTROOMS SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE

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