28 Rare Insults Owning People Online

Objectively, it is never nice to insult someone. Insulting people is a mean and kind of rude thing to do. However, if someone needs to be insulted, whether they are a bad person or just that easy to insult, then the insult better be good. The normal everyday insults just aren't cutting it anymore. No one is being insulted by an insult that has been used a million times before. So, what's the solution for these terrible insults? Rare insults.

Rare insults are insults that have never been heard before. These insults make very specific yet accurate comparisons and super strange comments about the victim. Rare insults are truly entertaining and absolutely brutal. No one wants to be the person receiving a rare insult, but everyone wants to be the person dealing one out.

Reddit's /r/rareinsults is a subreddit where everyone can share the most absurdly rare insults seen online. These insults are truly cursed and insanely diabolical. Here are 28 rare insults no one can come back from.