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31 Online Dating Interactions That Are Truly Cringeworthy

Online dating is one of those things that is better in theory than in practice. Online dating has become an extremely popular way to date; it's basically all any single people do anymore. Gone are the days of meeting in person, now it's just one big game of "Hot or Not." There are tons of dating apps out there to use, the big ones being Tinder and Bumble but they all follow a similar approach. Swipe on people until there's a match then engage in conversation. It seems simple, but some people clearly have terrible social skills, especially online, because some of these messages and interactions are insane.

The singles of the world have gathered to Reddit's many dating app subreddits share their worst experiences while perusing the dating apps. There are some scary profiles, some unhinged messages, and other red flags that make the whole goal of finding that special someone unattainable. Here are 31 dating app interactions that went wrong.

Right to it

< YOU MATCHED WITH 24 Hi there. You are absolutely stunning Cool choke me Type a message GIF + Sent Send

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Y'all are bold

what's up Jul 7, 2024 Not much just trying to survive this heat. What's up with you? Today could you throw me around Aa Delivered 4:12 PM GIF >

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Not at all

12:08 1 Hannah Jul 21, 2024 Hi How are you - - 60 Howdy Im good just got in my chair Rail me? Today I'm alright. You? What kind of chair? Well that's just not appropriate at all ☐ Aa GIF Delivered

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Close enough, welcome back Obi-Wan

< YO Well hello there ON 8/14/24 Howdy Ah master Kenobi Sent

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Uh, okay

Erica Typischer Sonntag I love to watch the sunset rise on a small lake while children run through the field galloping you can here the chirps of the bird and the silence of the air each breath I take remind of Sunday evening in Scotland. Watch the sunset rise??? Like senden

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What a weird question

< YOU MATCHED WITH ON 10/08/2024. Do you ever take selfies with no cleavage? There wouldn't be any point but I'm curious still Today 15:49 Sorry what Sent Type a message Send

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Aha

Meow Yesterday 12:37 PM Today 3:07 PM Embarassing quack wood oh oops woof I know I don't know how I'll ever recover might as well just die No don't die ur so hot aha Send a message Sent

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Goodbye

19:111 . 5G YOU MATCHED WITH ⚫N 7/27/24 Hey how are you today? I'm good. How are you? I'm doing very well, thank you! Any fun plans for this weekend? Not really I'm just putting groceries away. How tall are you? ●● Goodbye + Sent

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Why does everyone hate coffee dates?

< Trilingual Aug 10, 2024 Where would you take me on our first date? Low effort Yes Probably somewhere low key to see how we get along. I don't do extravagant first dates. Maybe coffee and a walk. Somewhere we can talk Today ☐ Aa For a first date? Correct. Effort is earned. GIF Delivered

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Oh Tyler…

Down to clown Today Ever had your a Don't lie eaten. yeah Tyler!!! That is not how we talk to strangers Delivered

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So this is insane

Of course, I'm here for you Enjoy the rest of your day A- Thanks za have a great rest of your evening and get plenty of rest too Today 3:01AM Hey, I noticed you started typing my name with a lowercase letter instead of uppercase like before. It kind of rubbed me the wrong way and made me feel a bit weird. I've always been cool with you, so it threw me off. Anyway, I think I'm gonna pass on that date this Saturday. Have fun chatting with everyone else. Take care! Hello? Today 1:40 PM Hey give me 10-15 mins, in a meeting right now Ok give me a call back Delivered

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How to charm women

I'm so old and tired. I need to take my prunes and Metamucil and go to bed. First I need to recharge my life alert bracelet. Then I read the newspaper. After the Ben Gay kicks in I take out my dentures and put on my nightgown. A half an episode of MASH and I'm out like a lightbulb. I just need to find my bedpan. Goodnight, let's talk more tomorrow?

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So sorry about that

Today 21:49 I want you to join me in my hotel rn gorgeous Why are you in a hotel Sent Are you homeless I'm so sorry

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Well that's sad

Hey Today 7:53 PM It's been nice getting to know you over the last few weeks, but I'm not feeling a huge romantic connection. You've been nothing but a gentleman & I don't want to lead you on. I wish you the best of luck with everything & I know you'll make someone very lucky one day. Take care ++ Right, sorry again about how I look Delivered

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Haunting, honestly

Hannah Murphy @dumb_hannah This bumble claw crane with no prizes is a chilling metaphor → bumble bumble

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Relatable

6:06 Bumble 4G 81% 5 % Everyone Trending My bio I'm not saying I'm attractive, but when I take my clothes off in the bathroom I turn the shower on.

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What color flag is this?

If I saw you roofied my drink, I would chug it while maintaining eye contact with you.

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They're 27

Today 1:19 PM Lol yea I'm kind of a giant and I don't see how that's possible because you're super cute Ps all we're missing now is your number | Today - 3:17 PM As soon as I get my phone back from my parents. I like tall people it's fine. lol Send I'm 1 2 3 4 567 890 -/:;()$ #+= ? & @ ABC space return

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He really tried it

Chat Profile Fri, 19 Jul 09:54 You ever met Homer Simpson? Hey Josh, no he is fictional x Today 11:27 Eeeesh fair one... you got me there... was tryna make a Springfield joke Oh...rough, do you wanna try another joke? Okay... Knock knock Who's there Homer Simpson Sent D

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Rough out there

Wise Today 05:22 hey gorgeous I'm not on here to date just for friends? Yeah it'll b like that for a while that's cool. glad you're being upfront about it :) but I call all my friends gorgeous lol Today 12:26 I'm not ur friend we don't know each other lol + Sent GIF Type a message... SEND

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Thanks?

8:35 ASTRO BUFCERS YOU MATCHED WITH ON 7/2/24 Hey ASTRO BURCERS ASTRO BURCERS ASTRO BURCERS Tue, Jul 2, 4:55 PM Today 7:26 AM You look huggable 31 Hi Today 5:09 PM Are you calling me fat? lol + Sent Today 7:57 PM Yes but I like that Type a message 18 GIF Send

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She tried

Wanna go to Red Robbins or the movies i'm down Today 3:18PM Cool I'm free most of the week Sent you have any plans today? Ah besides the gym nah, we could probs go in a little bit if you're free ahh idk i have a piercing appointment in an hour Oh that's fine, we could later yeah i'm lowk stressing cus im $40 short n idk how ima get ts h best of luck getting it, might have to cancel that appointment. Send a message

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Guess she doesn't get dad jokes

Yesterday 9:49PM I want someone who can make me laugh Super important question: do you like dad jokes? Today 10:58AM It depends if they are good Well you're in luck, I love telling dad jokes Sent They always make him laugh Today 4:19PM Okay then will have to see which ones you choose to say Send a message

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Dodged a bullet

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Not bad… not bad

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Flirting gone right

Today 3:15 PM the bandana look on you is so cute Today 6:46 PM Thanks, it's bc it covers my long I forehead can i race hot wheels on your forehead? Today 7:25 PM Sure thing, partner Today 8:23 PM pov: your forehead

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Sounds lovely

My greatest strength telling men to die

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Wow, a true gentleman

66 About me Yeah, yeah...I have a yacht, a house by the sea and other materialistic s y'all seem to care about "Spiritual" - r "Yachtie" - S Those duck lips ain't foolin' anyone, you just look like a classic bimbo "We are in (insert generic location) looking to meet cool people” -no byou want to get fı "Must be 180+ tall” - ok b, must be 55kg you fat f

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Very specific

I'll fall for you if You are a provider. You are 6'2 or above, want kids, have an ambitious lifestyle, and can pull off a cowboy hat. Having/wanting a farm is a plus

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Oh

Today 11:23 AM Love the look in the last photo! What were you dressed up for? Today 12:12 PM It was Halloween Tanks It is Lol you're welcome. Do you have a favorite Halloween costume you've worn? I mean the nails alone make it great. You go to a lot of costume parties in CT? No, it was my first time in the US That's really cool! What brought you to the US? Today 3:16 PM War in my country

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"All I said was 'hey'"

But I dont think it's a match if you're going to fly the coming 4 years lol How come? See bio You don't say why you don't date people who fly tho Youre right I should add why haha! Very good point -Emissions at altitude are up to 15x more potent than on land due to proximity to the stratosphere, which increases warming -Non-CO2 emissions are 3x CO2 emissions in aviation -NOx is 300 times more potent than CO2 -If you go to a Taylor Swift concert make a poster asking her to finance battery research and certification of electric planes Good night! Why would I go to see Taylor swift?

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