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38 People Who Are Technically Telling The Truth

When someone asks something online usually a certain sort of response is expected. Questions have answers and for the most part, the kinds of answers that could be given are plain and straightforward. These answers can be helpful but they aren't always fun. The truth isn't always fun, sometimes it hurts unless it's a technical truth. When something is technically the truth that means it might not be what was expected, but it's so true and accurate it just can't be argued with.

Technical truths are fun and silly. They are filled with puns and have the same kind of humor as dad jokes, which everyone loves. They are so cherished that there is a whole subreddit for them. Reddit's /r/technicallythetruth is the place to go to see all of the best moments of technical truth that might not be what the world is looking for, but it's what everyone needs. Here are 38 cases of someone telling a technical truth that just makes sense.

That sums it up

SCIENCE IS FUN 1-1-2-3-5-8 Science Is Fun @sciencefunn Everyone's a relative. -- Charles Darwin Everything is relative. Albert Einstein

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Maybe even longer

r/ r/Anthropology • 1 day ago KC_K4C When did humans start cooking food? 71 71 30 Share Supersnazz ⚫22h ago I've been doing it since 1986 or so. So at least as long as then. 15 Reply ...

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Hammers

dirst hammer was invented in 30.000 BC TikTok @meme tiktok.page People in 29.999 BC:

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No people to be seen

HITACHI From sweden community on Reddit MISSING PEOPLE SWEDEN www.missingpeople.se 3.

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I am perfect

imgflip.com YOU HAVE A SUPERIORITY COMPLEX IT IS NOT A COMPLEX, IF YOU ARE SUPERIOR.

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Hold up

"How to make a coloured paper copy" Those Those who who know don't know

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Wow, it's good

69 108690>> 92869 0868 439 108683> 9092852 Invisible Thread S ing Elastic SIN

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They do break the ground

When you realise that the shovel was literally a groundbreaking invention @PunHubOnline

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This is the right answer

Quora Open in App Sign In When I was 4, my sister was 2. I am now 44. How old is my sister? Samuel Lipoff, studied at Harvard University Updated April 5, 2020 This is a tough one. She might be 42, but she could be 41 or 43 also, since you don't say when your birthday is and her birthday is. Also, she could be dead. Finally, you might have thought she was your sister but actually your mom had an affair with another man and the woman who is 1-3 younger than you is not actually your sister. But your mom may have given away your real sister for adoption, in which case she's probably older than you. See why it's tough? Finally, what if you think your sister is dead, but she actually has become an astronaut on a secret government project for near light-speed travel? Then your sister would be aging more slowly than you, so she could potentially be even younger than 41.

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I could…

Gary Illyes → @methode A: Your greatest weakness? B: Interpreting semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics A: Could you give an example? B: Yes, I could 2016-08-24, 2:40 AM from Zurich, Switzerland

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Hehe

my wife says to me nothing rhymes with orange I said no it doesn't

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Earth is always to blame

slimetony hey people who know astrology. ive been. having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on. earth chandra-nalaar

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They do…

London to get 'world's first' infinity pool with 360-degree views BRENNAN MEME Memezar ZAR @meme_zar h So how the do you get in it then? 221 comments 172 chores Aren't all pools 360 views? 6h Like Reply 11 e

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The sad truth

Shafeeq @Y2SHAF 2 unskippable ads YouTube @YouTube .4d you just made food. you're at the table. laptop open. what are you watching first?

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It's simple

HOW TO DRAW: STEP 1: DRAW A LETTUCE A ROSE STEP 2: PAINT IN RED toodrunktofindaurl You're welcome. alorabora Okay. But how do you draw lettuce? toodrunktofindaurl STEP 1: DRAW A ROSE STEP 2: PAINT IN GREEN

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All times are specific times

600 4:23? Mat > Today 2:03 PM When u come over? That's very specific Any particular reason that time If you think about it any time is a specific time Like 4:00 is a specific time too So it's no more specific than any other time Read 2:05 PM

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Isn't that odd?

if you go to jail for tax evasion, you'll be living off of taxes for not paying taxes.

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Cockroaches are their own entities

r/Slayer u/Salvatore_Vitale⚫ 17h⚫ blabbermouth.net KERRY KING: 'People Are The Cockroaches Of The Earth' I completely agree with him 143 ♡ 51 Д 14 imrtlbsct2 17h ermm actually cockroaches are the cockroaches of the earth Reply 102 Ly

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Is that not what it is?

Nick Follow 000 @blogboynick When I was a kid I thought freestyle meant people could just swim however they wanted 2:52 AM 2024-07-31 From Earth 6M Views . 3.8K Reposts 1K Quotes 189K Likes 2.9K Bookmarks

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That's how they are made

MEME memezar Follow he's so androgynous like if a man and a woman had a baby janito @yassnito well that's pretty much what happened

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Ba dum tsss

BBC News (UK) BBC NEWS UK @BBCNews • 1h Boy, 12, impaled by trampoline spring 'lucky to be alive' BBC NEWS bbc.com Boy, 12, impaled by trampoline spring 'lucky to be alive' 10 1716 Daz @DazzaB0722 he'll bounce back 40 山 <] 600

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Good dark humour

69 MARTINEZ WEAB RELAX, I'M UNARMED

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It's true

TRADITION IS JUST PEER PRESSURE FROM THE DEAD No, no. He's got a point Signal Garage Auto Care

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Great deal

Half off, a good deal. Lightly used xbox controller $5. In stock

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Way too old

What is "too old" for a 25 year old to be doing 4 B4 Most relevant ✓ Q6 Attend kindergarten 18 hrs Like Reply 2

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Sometimes it does

knifenymph change does not come from a place of comfort aquareaper3 I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don't know what you are talking about

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Fun fact

Have you ever seen a lake above the ocean? Nature Have you ever seen A lake above the ocean? ✩ 2,407 Robopoppa 5h • 123 Fun fact, lakes usually are above the ocean

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How old is a tree?

Google Qhow to know the age of a tree All Images Videos Maps News Books Fligh If you know when the tree was planted, you can easily and accurately determine its age.

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Well… yeah

how far does a squirrel have to fall to die ALLE BILDER VIDEOS SHOPPING NEWS MAR 0 feet Squirrels have been known to die without falling at all, so the answer to your question is "0 feet".

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They have a point

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just Some c they found on the ground somewhere

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Earth is winning

PARIS 2024 PRASS 2015 999 980 Gold Silver Bronze Total 1 Earth 328 327 384 1 039 2 Mercury 0 0 0 0 I I Venus 0 0 0 0 Mars 0 0 0 0 Jupiter 0 0 0 0 Saturn 0 I Uranus 0 00 0 0 0 0 - Neptune 0 0 0 0

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Full bin, $2.98

r/walmart 8 hr. ago Acceptable-Fun-2856 Guest wants to sue us cause we won't sell ALL the fun pops in bin. Bin says $2.98 Full Bin IMMUNE HEALTH Protein 130 12 Pack ith nutrients for IMMUNE HEALTH 24 Apple Pie Protein CRAYONS CRAYONS FUN POP FREEZE POPS FUN POPS FULL BIN $298 RFECT

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Cheap for so many wasps

absolute bargain if any of yous have a use for 7,949,020,598 wasps 07949 020 598 WASPS £50 CAM HELP WITH EXCES SHE DAYCOURTESY CAR ENUINE PARTS PERSONAL AUBRY FIND S fo

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Are you a car person?

You into cars? Yes, it truely was a masterpiece of film Im a human No I mean like are you a car person Delivered

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Yes, the hole bowl

I have no clue what a sieve is E Thou Ohhh the holebowl this dude

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Challenging

the Most Difficult Part of this class WiLL Be... challenging ME

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Some of the priciest rooms ever

expensive overnight stays in: Italy: Norway: United States:

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A true hero

The US Navy has marine mammals for minehunting and force protection, and it has produced some amazing pictures Wait a second thats ACTUALLY a Navy Seal 000

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