Two posts from non political twitter

De-Stress With 26 Posts From 'Non Political Twitter'

The internet is full of current events and frustrating news. With November coming up, many social media users have been talking politics a lot, too, which has been really draining for a lot of people. We're getting tired of hearing about bleak things, and would rather see entertaining content that has nothing to do with what's happening in the world, making the perfect distraction. Unfortunately, these things can be hard to find nowadays, and scrolling through endless bad news and controversies can really impact your mental health, so the internet has devised a solution.

The following posts were hand-picked by Reddit's /r/NonPoliticalTwitter, where users go to get back to the good old days of online comedy. From wholesome memes to funny personal anecdotes, there's a lot going on here that won't stress you out, so feel free to take a break from all the bad things out there and just let these 26 posts brighten your day.

I need to try this

Jeff⭑ @_FlipMan Follow 600 Went to cancel a streaming service that was $10.99 a month and they were like "Lol ok you got us how about $2.99?" Going to spend tomorrow cancelthreatening every service in my life.

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Uhhh

octopus/caveman @OctopusCaveman My son put some Trix in his ant farm. Instead of eating them, the ants dug up all of the dead ants in the farm and piled them on top of the Trix. Not sure what that means but I'm not eating Trix anymore.

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Scam

paige @pswizzz Follow the biggest scam of all time was convincing kids that wikipedia, a free source of unlimited information, isn't reliable when there's literal sources at the bottom & a strict editing policy.

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I want a dumb fridge

Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower Follow At this point I'm willing to pay more money for appliances with zero smart features and physical controls for everything. 11:32 AM - 21 Sep 24 1M Views • 3,528 Reposts 488 Quotes 49.9K Likes 671 Bookmarks ... Most liked replies ✓ ☐ 80

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Not cool

Conor Stremlau @Stremlau5 > Someone stole my debit card, went and spent $60 at a restaurant and only left a $4 tip. It's not even your card, and you leave a $4 tip. Unreal 17:42 9/9/19 Twitter for iPhone . •

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Shenanigans

Michael Scanlan @ScanlanWithAnA I once saw a butcher chase a dog out of his shop and the dog actually had sausages in its mouth. Have you ever seen anything in real life that only happens in cartoons?

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Beer Angel

Vanessa @vcole37 As a beer cart girl I constantly get beckoned by golfers who use derogatory terms, but TODAY asl drove up to a group a man raised his hands in praise and shouted "the beer angel is here" and lemme tell ya I felt like the Beyoncé of the golf course 7/12/18, 6:04 PM

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Tough

tim @flatgel Had a date yesterday. Couldn't find the cafe and walked around the same intersection for 7ish minutes. Found it, went in, introduced myself and apologized for being late and she said "it's okay, I saw you walking around lost and just wanted to see how long it would take you."

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Nice try

Man stop wastin them peoples time.. PATERNITY COURT

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I don't believe it

@sequiol uhhhh.. did you know if you spend $150 on ingredients and 4 hours cooking, you can make a burger thats better than a big mac

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Wholesome moment

Dinah @dinahaddie - 21h My 16yo came and got me really late last night and asked me to come into his room. Which was alarming. It was the Northern Lights. He could see them from his bedroom window and wanted me to see them too. I'm going to remember that forever. 190 173K 107K 881K ☐

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Aspiring chef

StaceyCKS @StaceyCKs1 Noticed that my vodka supply was dwindling. Confronted 23 and 17, who pointed the finger at 14, who guiltily confessed to making penne allá vodka "several times" over the last month. Didn't believe her, watched her execute it flawlessly. I guess it's a TikTok thing? Public Universal Homie @KurtBeTweeting Imagine the pressure she was under making that pasta to prove her innocence. Probably felt like iron chef in there

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Doesn't seem fair

Boyd's Backyard™ TheBoydP Couples have an amount they can spend up to without discussing with each other. Mine is around $50. My wife's is around $643.27. Apparently

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Not cool

big stupid dumba❤ @andreagoesmeow Can't believe I spent 11 years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom and sometimes be told no? What the fak

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Respect my decision, please

MonsterKing @CerromeRussell I don't think I've told anyone "No" as much as I've told YouTube I don't want to try YouTube Premium

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Jealous, much?

Erik Wade @erik_kaars "We had to kill the Vikings, bc they bathed and brushed their hair and our wives couldn't resist such sophistication" is a HO!. of a take by medieval English chroniclers. One thirteenth-century chronicle attributed a slaughter of Danes by Anglo-Saxons in 1002 to the former's irre- sistibility to the latter's spouses: "The Danes made themselves too acceptable to English women by their elegant manners and their care of their person. They combed their hair daily, according to the custom of their country, and took a bath every Saturday, and even changed their clothes frequently, and improved the beauty of their bodies with many such trifles, by which means they undermined the chastity of wives."25

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Garfield fact

Colley → @JamColley Garfield is a cat and doesn't have a job. The only ostensible difference between Monday and any other day is that Jon suddenly isn't around after having been home all weekend. Garfield doesn't hate Mondays, he loves Jon and is too proud to say it.

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It's not fair

Onkii @Onkkiie >make good product >too good Follow >nobody buys new ones because they last so long >go bankrupt Pop Base @PopBase 1d - Tupperware has filed for bankruptcy. Pieces Base & Lid 3.5 cups) Tupperware Heritage Medium Bowl Lock in freshness and flavor with Tupperwares iconic quality and style OH DI Tupperware Heritage Medium Bow 6:36 PM - 18 Sep 24 12.2M Views • 48.4K Reposts 1,967 Quotes 560K Likes

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Target encounter

cmdibley @cmdibley Follow A little boy in Target this morning came up to me and took my hand. 'I've lost mummy. Can you find her?' 'I'm sure I can.' 'Mummy said that if I get lost to find someone who looks like Grandma and I will be safe.' We found mummy. I guess the plan worked. 11:02 AM - 26 Sep 24 2.5M Views 3,598 Reposts 170 Quotes 101K Likes

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AI has ruined image searches

Darren Naish @TetZoo The Internet, RIP. Well done guys. 0x000000 @notengoprisa 2d Google está muerto. Google baby peacock X ↓ a a $ Iniciar sesión Todo Imágenes Videos Noticias Web Libros Finanzas Más Herramientas Look like Male What do Peachick Baby bird Pavo Peafowl Art prints < Adobe Stock Baby peacock ilustra... Pinterest baby peacock (as.... Pinterest Baby peacock TikTok Rare White Peacock.... Freepik Baby Peacock aislad... Snopes Is This a Real Pic of a Baby P.. Wikimedia Commons Adobe Stock YouTube File:Baby Peacock (18131813108)..... Baby peacock Stock Illust... Peacock Baby #peacock #cute #baby #h... hace un dia Snopes.com Video Genuinely Shows White 'Baby Peac.

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This seems like the sort of way I'd go out

Damin Toell ❤ @damintoell Follow Why do they have to call him a "loner" in the headline? Dude died and they're "btw he was a loser that no one liked." NEW New York Post @nypost 18h • Loner stabbed himself to death trying to separate two frozen burgers with a knife trib.al/HbHmKGs

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Cats have it easy

Ben Passmore @DAYGLOAYHOLE the fact i gotta train 3-5 days a week to keep my body at "moderately broken" while my cat sleep all day and can do parkour with ease is a crime.

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We've always been like this

Tale Foundry @TheTaleFoundry Follow Brainrot this, chronically online that... Meanwhile some teenage girl in the 1930s was sending these to her favourite horror magazine: Devil's Croft is enticing. Raggh-woof- grrr-I like so very much If you can get any more story-length poems like Lovecraft's Psychopompos-by all means 'gimme.' Ah-ahaha-haw haw-chuckle!

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Hard to imagine

John Moe @johnmoe 000 If you're a young person, it might be hard to really understand this but the whole world used to smell like cigarettes.

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Assert dominance

Simon Holland ✔ @simoncholland Cranked a rival dad's push mower on the first pull right in front of his wife and kids.

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It's his job

Rohita Kadambi @RohitaKadambi His name isn't Normal Al Yankovic fizzy why is he like this @fizzystraws 2d 0000 Follow WEIRD ALYVA 1:20 PM - 10/3/24 7.2M Views

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