Even though insulting someone is never a nice thing to do, sometimes someone needs to be insulted, for some reason. People are going to insult each other no matter what, it's just how things go. Some people are easy targets, some people are rude and deserve to be insulted, and some people have said something so ridiculous an insult is warranted. Everyone has laughed at an insult before.

All of the classic insults are so overused, meaning they don't actually insult people anymore, which is boring. Like everything else, insults lose their power when they are used too much. The world needs new insults to replace the old ones, and rare insults do that job pretty well. That's why rare insults exist. Rare insults get the job done in a unique, hilarious, and interesting way.

Some folks are great at coming up with new insults. Some of them are so oddly accurate that it is kind of crazy, too. Many times they can even be used as inspiration for other insults, they are that good. Here are 25 rare insults and brutal comebacks that no one has heard before, making them perfect.