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These 25 Choosing Beggars Are Making Some Big Demands

Some of the most annoying kinds of people out there are the entitled ones. It's hard to believe sometimes that someone can be so tone-deaf and out of touch, but it does happen. Some of the worst kinds of entitled people out there are 'choosing beggars'. A "choosing beggar" is that one person who asks for something, usually for free or cheap, but it has to be exact. Or they ask for something huge, like literally a whole car, for little to nothing in return. It happens a lot and it is always hard to watch. These kinds of people are usually associated with Karens too because when they don't get what they want, they turn evil.

It's shocking to see just how entitled some people are, and kind of infuriating too. It definitely makes trying to do anything nice more difficult. Sometimes you just have to stand back and shake your head. Here are 25 choosing beggars making some insane demands online from Reddit's /r/ChoosingBeggars, a very visually displeasing subreddit.

What an opportunity

Monday 08:00 - 17:00 Tuesday 08:00 - 17:00 Wednesday 08:00 - 17:00 Thursday 08:00 - 17:00 Friday 08:00-17:00 Saturday 08:00-17:00 Sounds amazing! Job description FT energetic nanny needed, 4 kids, M-F 7:45am-6:45pm, Saturday 8:00am-4:00 p.m. Looking for positive, go-getter, proactive nanny with good attitude. Our kids are 8, 5, 3, and 6 months, we unschool and they are involved in many extracurriculars. Need someone willing to drive them to and from those extracurriculars and then during their practices etc, get the house tidy and presentable (includes laundry, dishes, common areas swept and vacuumed, counters and tables sprayed and wiped, mudroom cleaned twice a week). Duties subject to increase as the kids can tend to get messy. Pay is negotiable, but we are only looking for @lifeofsophlag someone between $200-300/week. Would go up to $350 for the right person

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Yikes

Thursday 00:00 - 23:59 Friday 00:00 23:59 Saturday 00:00 - 23:59 Job requirements Light housekeeping Has a college degree CPR/First Aid trained Errands/grocery shopping Laundry Job description This is a classic illegal scenario that you'd be SO taken advantage of in... Looking for full time nanny. Please do not respond with rates over $15/hr. We are planning to pay a flat rate of $400/week. My wife and I work very demanding jobs so we need someone 50-55 hours a week, our child is 4 months old. You must have/elifeofsophiag the following your own car, CPR certified, housekeeping, errands, culinary experience. We need help with household duties including but not limited to laundry, mopping, sweeping, dishes, deep cleaning, help with pets. Walking our dog twice daily which you can do while B (our 4-month-old) is sleeping, just take monitor with you.

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Anyone?

Watch full reel > 0:08 BEST NEW BURGER SPOT IN PORTLAND, OREGON sloppyjopdx CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SEND ME $20 SO I CAN GET THIS FOR LUNCH TOMORROW WHILE IM CLEANING? TYSM A♥

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That's a big ask

HI COMMUNITY. I AM HAVING TO MOVE OUT OF MY APARTMENT BECAUSE I GOT FIRED UNJUSTLY FROM MY JOB AND NEED TO AVOID HAVING AN EVICTION ON MY RECORD. CAN ANYONE HELP WITH SOME FUNDS TO GET ME TO MY BREAK LEASE FEE? IT'S 1.5X MY RENT TO BREAK IT SO I HAVE TO PAY $2000. SO FAR I HAVE $263/$2000 FROM MY MOVING SALE! MY VENMO AND PAYPAL ARE IN MY BIO! THANK YOU A PLZ SHARE Help!

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"I volunteer at a charity and do some free design work for them"

Could you make it more appealing? This is just boring. Will not inspire anyone or move anyone to go through their archives to find something to submit. You are a graphic designer and an artist please be more creative. You know it's hard to get attention on Instagram, it must be more intrestig to stand out. 11:17

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Basically a slave

< OSSOW Arlington Heights 1d. We are offering a furnished room, all bills paid, laundry, cash, and food in exchange for house cleaning, meal prep, pet care and senior care. Must be older female but able to lift. We prefer a senior citizen on social security. This is around the clock on the property but offers a lot of personal time reading, TV and music. We will consider applicants that do not meet all of the requirements except older female. Please contact me if you're interested in applying. No pets no children. Car is not required. No experience required. Eight one seven four nine six nine zero nine zero. References required. +14 Neighbors 3 D S. Spring Hill And how much cash are you offering your old lady slave? 1d +111 AUTO Like Reply Share

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A car AND a job

ISO Car and J.O.B.! Hi All, as you may know I sold my beloved minivan the "to fund my pilgrimage to New Zealand. Today I enter the final phase of the pilgrimage, a 10 day silent meditation retreat. I won't have cell or internet connection until 6/1. CAR: I return to the states on 6/2 I will be looking for a reliable fuel efficient vehicle to get me around to work and play. My budget is meager but I'm putting out feelers to see if anyone has a vehicle they would loan or gift me or let me make payments on? In the future I would love to get a hybrid, PHEV or EV, I loved the 3 Prius's I've owned over the years. And if you entertain the idea of a gift please know that my average car ownership is about 1.5 yrs, so I may not be able to drive it "till the wheels fall off". But I love the story of cars, their character and names and since I don't have pets, they often fill that role in my life, I'd be keen to meet yours and treat it with respect and love and even encouragement at times;) JOB: I've been looking for employment since before I left on this trip. I've applied to several jobs, but haven't had any interviews yet. My formal training is in Outdoor Education, Sustainability and Business. I have informal training in Rites of Passage, Nature Connection, Regenerative Farming, Natural Building and Event Production. My last jobs were as a chauffeur for the guide for ✓ Film Festival and field py. I am open to a summer "gig" but am looking for something more stable and long term near my new home in I am open to travel between for the vehicle or job opportunity. If you have an idea please DM me and let's start a conversation. Thank you,

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How are people like this real?

Wish: Does anyone have a spare (functioning) car kicking around? My brother will be visiting from Vietnam for a few months this summer and we'd love to find a cost efficient way for him to get around. Insured and happy to cover a nominal use fee. TIA!

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Anyone got time and money to buy and deliver this?

I'm in need of food. I was never sent my renewal packet for my food stamps, so I had to reapply. I'm on disability and it's my only income. I'm currently waiting for them to process my application. I know about the food banks, but I don't drive. I know some will deliver, however my refrigerator and cabinets are almost bare. It's a holiday weekend as well. I don't have an oven, but I have a toaster oven and recently bought a used air fryer/rotisserie/toaster oven etc combo. If anyone is feeling generous I'll included a list of items I'd like. I do have severe hypertension and take 3 medications for it, so I have to watch my sodium intake. *** salad greens (spring mix ), peppers, onion, cucumber, carrots *** fresh fruit: bananas, strawberries, seedless grapes, fresh pineapple (I stay away from canned fruit b/c of sodium) *** bread (whole grain, 12 grain, whole wheat), Kaiser rolls (without seeds) *** Jif peanut butter *** boneless chicken, chicken wings, pork chops, whole chicken, hamburgers *** sliced cheese-colby jack, provolone tuna fish in water L. *** lunch meat- ham, turkey, roast beef, sweet lebanon bologna *** bacon *** orange juice with vitamin D and calcium (not from concentrate and no pulp ) *** milk- whole or 2% *** crystal light drink mix- lemonade *** eggs *** crispy chicken strips ( Purdue ) *** sweet tea ( Arizona or Turkey Hill) *** water *** 100% grape or pineapple juice *** frozen French bread pizzas- pepperoni or cheese *** pre made mac n cheese **** I would need it delivered to me in if anyone is able to do that for me, I would really appreciate it **** Thank you

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I'm sure many will jump on this

< Gladstone, MO Swap & Shop Chris Czirr⚫3h A You have to come get it and take a part. $100 RIVERSIDE, MO 5 foot round fire pit blocks Like ❤12 Comment Message Send Share

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Nice

30- ster · Apr Does anyone u know have a free countertop personal blender???Does anyone u know have free plates, bowls, and cups??Does anyone u know have a set of free shelves with 6-8 shelves on each of them??Does anyone u know have free personal hygiene care sets??? Does anyone u know have a silicone baby girl with necessities for free??? I would appreciate a female young dog with a bed, crate, collar, leash, food, and some toys!!! Please do not disrespect me!!! I will care for the dog and give the dog a really good life to live. I would really appreciate this!!!!ir surrounding areas only. I don't drive, would need delivered. and Please do not disrespect me at all!!! I AM SPECIAL NEEDS!!!! If u or anyone u know has any of these things, text me at 1 answer 12 Like ? Answer Share

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The list goes on…

I know I ask a lot for help with essentials. I really appreciate y'all y'all are so kind 10:05 registry & gifting www.amazon.com Most Wanted Menu ▾ Dog Crate Bed Washable... Best Friends by Sheri Cal... 5676 $19.99 6101 $13.99 $19.99 30% Off I was hoping if anyone could help us celebrate Chloe and get a couple things for her birthday if possible? Can anyone help me get a couple things for my Chloe bug please?? Her birthday is April 30th. She is turning 4 years old She is a border Collie mixed mini Aussie Shepard We made an Amazon registry for Chloe We are unable to get her some stuff for her birthday and we celebrate it every year since we got her. Even if we can't ford it, she wants some of these items so any help is really appreciated You don't have to buy more than 1 thing if you don't want to. It's the thought that counts. Any help will be appreciated O If you have nothing nice or helpful please keep scrolling Well here's our Chloe 4th birthday amazon registry. Most Wanted Most Wanted $5.35 $6.44 17% Off Most Wanted g Home Friends Marketplace Profile Notifications Menu Add to Cart Most Wanted 4561 Add to Cart BIRTHDAY GIRL BIRTHDAY GIRL Multipet Cuddle Bunnies... Weewooday Dog Birthd... 1661 129 $7.99 STAR PUB Add to Cart Most Wanted Add to Cart LOVE WAW

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What?

5h I'm sitting at Burger King with $6.68 can someone plz help me get food? Like Comment 2 comments Send We have to utilize the food bank. have you checked to see if there are any around in your area? Like Reply I'm atheist and I will not ask them for id rather starve. If you can't or don't want to donate then by all means don't but come on man why would you ask me that. You must not pay attention to my content. Like Reply

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Hot pink ONLY

The Giving Tree Top Sep 29, 2023. Hey everyone I'm in need of some stuff and to be clear I want everything to be all hot pink and only the color hot pink with no other colors on it just all hot pink please and thank you cause my one and only favorite color is hot pink and I will always wear just all hot pink every single day with no other colors on my clothes just all hot pink so please don't judge me and the things that I need is A new all hot pink single bed sheet cause mine broke and I just need a new hot pink sheet Size large are xl women's hot pink pants and hot pink long. sleeve shirts just cause it's starting to get cold out I really need more clothes like so badly cause I don't have much winter clothes sadly so that's why I need more And I really need a new size xl are xxl hot pink winter coat so bad again cause my one doesn't fit me anymore And I don't even have any money to buy the stuff myself that I'm looking for are I would of buy it that's why I'm posting it on here cause I actually really need these things so bad and I would need delivery cause I don't drive I would appreciate any help very much and I'm located on off of by so yeah I would appreciate any help A and and please no rude comments if anyone doesn't have anything nice to say then please don't say anything at all please and thank you cause I don't like rude comments and if you have any of the stuff in hot pink are could help me get the stuff in all just hot pink that I'm looking for I would appreciate any help very much thanks and I hope that you all have a awesome day and thanks to anyone who reads my whole post and I'm sorry if it's so long ✓ Like Comment Send 68 Ton comments v Write a comment... GIF

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People are getting bold

Goodmorning I'm a single mom of 3 kids and have been having some hard times. We really really need some food please. Our refrigerator and cabinets are empty a list below of stuff we eat and things I normally get from the grocery store. Any help would be truly appreciated. Thank you in advance. We're located in 21229 area 1%milk Eggs Cereal fruity pebbles, reese puffs, Poptarts (strawberry and cookie and crème) American cheese Lunch meat (honey ham and turkey, chicken breast,salami) White bread Burger buns Peanut butter and jelly (grape and strawberry) Mayo Lunchables Hot dogs Mac and cheese Bag food (chicken nuggets,chicken patties, French fries, pizza rolls, fish sticks) Frozen pizza Burgers Hot pockets Corn dogs Hamburger meat Chicken (chicken wings,drumsticks or thighs) Chicken and cheese taquitos

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Might be the worst one yet

Monday 06:30 15:30 Tuesday 06:30 15:30 Wednesday 06:30 - 15:30 Thursday 06:30-15:30 Friday 06:30 15:30 Saturday 11:30-19:30 Job description Trying this platform one last time. We've tried through an agency and had an au pair and I don't think our expectations were clear, so please read full post before applying. PLEASE HAVE: Omg. 5+ years of professional experience At least 3/4 references Bachelors degree Upbeat & outgoing personality Our au pair sat on her phone every day. We need someone to be involved and engaged!!! Our kids are 6 and 7 and do not take naps, I mention this because our au pair forced them to rest daily so she could have even more of a break and we don't need someone to be paid to do nothing. Offering $6/hr plus access to our food, wifi, and streaming services. We also will provide money to take the kids out to the local museums and kids classes, but will not pay for you (did for our au pair and she sat on phone while kids played). d'elifeofsophiag

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No pay

Meal preparation Non smoker CPR/First Aid trained Laundry Horrific, actually. Traveling with a nanny is thousands Job description and thousands of dollars :) TRAVEL NANNY JOB TO MEXICO :) Our regular travel nanny is unavailable for this trip so we're branching out for help! We are a loving family of 7, 5 busy kids who just need supervision to not burn the villa down that we're staying at lol. Mom and Dad have a conference Fri-Sun but then Mon-Thurs will take reins back over kids except for 4-11 p.m. So, schedule below. Fri-Sun: 7a-7p M-Th: 4p-11p We will cover travel and food for Fri-Sun, M-Th will cover dinner. Paying your way there is very expensive so we are HAPPY to cover this but please undo scandeofsophiag we don't pay hourly for this, the trip itself and the covered travel is your payment :) We love to give our travel nannies exotic experiences and give others opportunities they wouldn't normally get. Please message us if you're an energetic young lady who can help out!

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Sigh

Laundry Homework help Willing to drive children Job description No words Need a fun loving family to work for? Need to gain. some experience in childcare? Fun and busy family looking for someone new to babysitting who wants to feofsophiag be a nanny in the future. Looking for 35 hours a week. We will sign off on volunteer hours for 25 and then pay $100 for the other 10! And you can also count the weekly 25 as education in childcare. Looking forward to talking!

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Wonder what "can't pay much" means

10:00 No 75% Like Comment Send Temper 12h I am looking for a nanny for my 2.5 year old daughter start as soon as June 3rd! I am needing someone to come to my home in MF 8:30am-4:30. **Pay can be discussed- Single mom here so my budget isn't huge, would consider someone with a little themselves!** The right candidate would have the following qualifications: Infant/Toddler CPR certified Minimum 3 years experience Willing to do a background check and 2 character references Minimum of 3 references from families you've worked with Non-smoking & physically active in order to play outside Interactive in educational play, and works on developmental milestones **PREFERRED: Background in early childhood education or formal training in early childhood environment 11 5 comments Like Comment ||| Send

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Hmmm

Moms, do you know someone who needs a room to rent? I'm gone 3 nights a week for my caregiver role. I have a very respectful teen son and two dogs and I need a little help around the house making sure the dogs get walked and the home stays tidy. Will provide a reduced rent in trade for the assistance and a respectful warm presence for my son while I'm away. There's not enough room for a single Mom or I'd offer that too. I just have a modest furnished bedroom with a twin bed. I'm just trying to get through nursing school and need the support! Thanks, Ladies! Please PM me only. b1 ✓ Like Q Comment Send

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Free carpet?

I know this is a long shot... But there's a slim chance it could work out... I'm in search of new carpet for my bedroom... I'm trying to replace the floor on the most non existent budget ever so I figured, why not ask?!? There has to be someone who had the great idea of replacing carpet, bought the carpet...never used it... And will give it to me for free I think a grey or bluish grey would be best, but I'm open to options! Needs to be at least 10 1/2' x 14' Like ☐ Comment All comments ✓ Send Share

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Furnish my nursery

ISO free/cheap Mini crib Round mirror Nursery organizers Mamaroo swing Bassist Snuggle me Owlet sock ✓ Like ☐ Comment Send

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That stuff's expensive

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More baby stuff

I know this is a long shot but curious If anyone has a Antipoppe baby carrier they no longer want or need. I'm looking for that specific carrier because our lil man is already 25lbs and it goes up to 45lb. I also have a back issue and it was the Most comfortable that I've tried on

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Good luck with that

housing Rentals Looking for someone to help me move today from who doesnt mark up their prices Surrey to east like a crook. Ideally someone with a truck or van. In a poor KMPL vehicle its probably like 10 litres of gas for a 32 km trip. At the very most for gas its gonna cost like 20 dollars not 100 dollars, including travel time to me. In addition i need to pay you for your skill in driving and making it go faster, in which i will give you 20 dollars. Then the vehicle itself, a truck and its usage for maybe 2 hours including travel, another 20 dollars. So 60 dollars not 150. I think this is perfectly reasonable. I dont have that much stuff but there are 2 big boxes that physically won't fit into a mini SUV or something. Hope that is very clear its not that difficult to math out I'm not gonna pay someone 100 dollars for an hour of their work sorry. Thats almost everything in my bank account right now lol. People on CL asking 150 33 23 ✓ Like Comment b23 Top comments ▾ 26 comments Share

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