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These 25 Tinder Interactions Will Help You Cope With Being Single

Sure, everyone wants to find their one true love someday. Who wouldn't want to find that special person to spend the rest of time beside? This task though is not as simple as it may seem. The world of online dating is the new and most popular way for single people to meet each other. They may seem convenient and efficient, but there is a whole lot of terror that goes on in those apps. The apps are essentially a game of Hot or Not where people pick and choose almost exclusively based on looks.

Whether it is a bizarre profile presenting some serious red flags, or an out-of-pocket pickup line that no one really wants to hear, there are truly some horrific things to be seen on apps like Tinder. For a subreddit that will make single people not feel so bad about their own dating life, Reddit's /r/Tinder has so many accounts of people's cringeworthy, awkward, or just inappropriate conversations and findings. Here are 25 moments from the online dating world that are bad enough to keep anyone away.

Well… He Did Ask

CI be a bad boyfriend Thu 10:37 PM Yes please don't be a boyfriend I've had enough of those! Well your resume looks good but I'll have to have you fill out an application Fri 8:45 PM Oh yeah? What's the application process look like? What does next week look like for you? Fri 10:05 PM Well you asked for it!... Must be politically conservative, preferably Republican. MAGA Must be Christian/be" ve in God. Drugs & marijuana are a Write a message... Well you asked for it!... Must be politically conservative, preferably Republican. MAGA Must be Christian/believe in God. Drugs & marijuana are a dealbreaker. Preferably have a college degree. Must earn 6 figures. Must want 3 kids! Preferably does not already have kids. Must have an awesome sense of humor and be reliable. Know how to communicate like an adult. I'm highly attracted to raw masculinity in terms of assertiveness, confidence, manly hobbies, skills, and respect towards women. Must be as tall/taller than me. Preferably 6 foot and at least 190 lbs. I have to be attracted on some level physically. Most attracted to white, tall, tan, muscular, blonde, bl eyes. But not a total dou↓ag! I like a sporty dresser. Write a message... ... Must be as tall/taller than me. Preferably 6 foot and at least 190 lbs. I have to be attracted on some level physically. Most attracted to white, tall, tan, muscular, blonde, blue eyes. But not a total d like a sporty dresser. די I've dated some real jerks that have left me with thin patience for any c Dating this day and age has become a game of hook ups, ghosting, cheating, comparing, and constant searching for better and I'm not about it. I'm a BYU college graduate, was a collegiate track runner, professional model, and stay healthy. Not a gym rat and I eat but fitness is important. I love babies/kids, the beach, boating, snowboarding, traveling, art history, makeup/ skin care, am in school getting my master aestheticians license, enjoy baking, comedy shows like The Office, Christianity is a big part of my identity, and I'm ex ly passionate about the nings I Write a message... < I love babies/kids, the beach, boating, snowboarding, traveling, art history, makeup/ skin care, am in school getting my master aestheticians license, enjoy baking, comedy shows like The Office, Christianity is a big part of my identity, and I'm extremely passionate about the things I care about like politics and family. I'm an introvert who needs alone time to recharge & sleep, writer by trade, and come from an abusive childhood home that has left me with some mental and emotional trauma/anxiety. I want a man who will be a good husband and father and sensitive to my feelings/needs. I'm opinionated and independent but want a loyal partner who wants to take care of me as I will for him in different ways. I believe in traditional gender roles. I'm an organized clean freak with OCD and keep my he immaculate. I like pal touch, quality time and gifts. Write a message... Panther WITO Wallts to Take Care of me as I will for him in different ways. I believe in traditional gender roles. I'm an organized clean freak with OCD and keep my home immaculate. I like physical touch, quality time and gifts. My baby sister is my best friend. I have a sweet kitty but love big dogs. Ultimately I'd like to be a stay at home mom and work part time as an aesthetician or remotely when my future kids are in school. I like nice things and want an upper middle class lifestyle but am not afraid to work. Career success and ambition from a man are very important to me to feel safe/ secure. I'm the most loving, caring, and fun woman when I feel safe to be myself. I want to be comfortable in my feminine energy around a man who I trust to take the lead. Lmk if you'd still like to apply!;) 5:35 PM Write a message...

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What Happened Here

YOU MATCHED WITH ON 2/3/18 Wand to come over Today 8:59 PM I don't know you like that Today 9:37 PM I don't know you like that Wand to come over Yes I wand too well you can't

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That Was Mean

Wait Look enough of the games I'm hot you're hot let's meet up Today 9:43 pm You think you're hot HAHAHAHAHHAHA

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Gotta Match Their Energy

YOU MATCHED WITH 7/9/23 Yo hey Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 10:39 Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 16:00 What are you up to? Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 21:31 oops sorry I took a nap please don't take 4 months to answer me Fri, Jan 12, 02:48 Please don't tell me I have to wait till March Today 08:18 oops sorry I took a nap Sent

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Told Her

My most irrational fear short kings I'm 6'1", but unfortunately you're only 5'4". I only date girls 5'10" and up.

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He's Trying Okay?

Chat Profile Yesterday, 4:52 pm So are you like a really strict teacher Or would you have been nice to me if I was in school Um I'm nice to all my 3 year olds I see So you wouldn't have shouted at me for not doing my homework? They're 3? They don't have homework Today, 10:53 am So you wouldn't have shouted at me for eating crayons? Send a message Sent Send

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Worst Typo Ever

< Today 13:09 Hahha Sorry for being too fat So se But so fat Far****** Hahaha omg + Sent

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At Least He's Honest

Hey trouble Hello You've got good taste in women matching with me;) Today 22:14 You clearly have horrible taste in men Hahahaha Matching with me

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Carrying the Conversation

< Yeah It's quite remote Like do you have family or something there Today 23:06 With my aunt Today 23:32 ♡ ♡ Cool Yep Are you from Thailand ? Today 23:56 My back!

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Oh How the Tables Have Turned

Hey you free tonight? Friday 18:20 Hey, I'm not free tonight no. I'm sorry but the truth is I'm seeing somebody so I don't feel it's right to talk to other people, I'm sorry about the confusion and that's on me. But it was nice to speak to u Hey Yesterday at 03:02 Yesterday at 10:33 U free tonight?

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It's Valid, Honestly

Start the chat with Yesterday 00:20 Heya, so what brings you on here? Today 09:51 Hey! Just the subtle fear of dying alone How about you? Sent I was going to say something less morbid but tbh your answer works for me as well ahaha Send a message 0

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Oh

Heyy I like your lips oh yeah i think you'll like the other pair of lips too

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Oof

If you had a warning label on your forehead, what would it say? It would say "too spicy, touch at your own risk" GIF I'll get my fireman costume then Are you always this talkative? Are you always this boring? Type a message... Sent A

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Sarcasm Missed

Today 09.44 Nice! Oxford is such a beautiful town. Really wanted to go there for uni, but they have this dumb policy that you need really, really good grades. I don't know why you feel the need to mansplain these things to be, really I am probably more educated than you are - I went to present my research at that conference and I am half way though a PhD So really, what is it that makes you think that I don't know what Oxford is? Send a message Sent

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Interesting Approach

you are challenged to fight off kindergartners. for each round you survive, you win $10,000. They come in waves, getting more numerous and more powerful each time. What is your strategy? Saturday 00:11 I'm going into a bathroom stall and kicking them as they come in easy win ruacs 5'7” bc Luv short kings

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…RIP

Lol I appreciate it. I guess I'm considered single now Ya know, the "looking for: new friends" does give recently separated vibes. Or side affair vibes. But it's tinder so no judgement I'm a divorcé too though so let's commiserate My husband died really recently No divorce here lol + Sent

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Big Breakfast Fan

66 About me I really like breakfast. Seriously, I REALLY like breakfast. I'm a fun guy, but I don't like mushrooms. Essentials 14 miles away A Lives in 66 Message me if you also love... Breakfast

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Sooo Disappointing

Typical Sunday DND 28 8 Woman Christian ריייי Hey VVILIT LUIU Today 12:36 PM Big DnD fan are we? I didn't have you pegged as the nerdy type 4' 11" Ahaha whuttt You have to be nerdy to be on dnd haha I am very corky Wait wait wait wait. What is DnD? Are you talking about do not disturb or dungeons and dragons? 33 Lmfaooooooo0000 Not Political Do not disturb idk what dragon and dungeon sounds like Harry Potter Send a message Send a message Sent

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Observations

1:52 Today You have no pictures of you without a cap on CT 20%!

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Thanks, I Hate It

Hey Saturday 9:09 AM You trying to get impregnated? With love Today 9:48 AM I...I don't really know how to respond to that Today 12:02 PM Two words "Yes daddy" ✓ Sent GIF Type a message... SEND |||

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Straight to the Point

Relationship. Woman with no guy fiends.. Can public meet within 5 days. Not wasting time in text. Good breath, hygiene. On Time/Plans respectful. Looks same as pictures. Drives car.

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Red Flag or Nah?

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Healed and Correct is Crazy

I'll brag about you to my friends if TRADITIONAL WOMEN ONLY! No feminist, boss babes, independent "I don't need a man" type women The 1% man y'all be looking for but aren't ready for so come healed and correct

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Great

Today 11:11 AM So the glasses caught my attention, let's hope the personality is worth staying for

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Go Off I Guess

I won't shut up about My bowel movements, or lack thereof, depending on the week. 25 8 Woman Bisexual 5'4

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