Sometimes, people need an insult for someone, even though insulting someone is never that nice. People are going to insult each other no matter what, it's just how things go. Some people are easy targets, some people are rude and deserve to be insulted, and some people have said something so ridiculous an insult is warranted. Everyone has laughed at a brutal insult before.

All of the classic insults are so overused, though. An overused insult insults no one and is quite useless. Like everything else, insults lose their power when they are used too much. The world needs new insults to replace the old ones, and rare insults do that job pretty well. Rare, unheard of insults are hilarious, and they leave a mark on the person receiving them.

Some folks are great at coming up with new insults. Some of them are so oddly accurate that it is kind of crazy, too. Many times they can even be used as inspiration for other insults -- they are that good. Here are 28 rare insults and brutal comebacks that no one has heard before, making them perfect.