The online world is full of mysterious words and phrases, and it's almost too hard to keep up. Sometimes we wonder if it was a mistake to allow people free access to the internet, considering how many just plain weird things you can find online, especially on Twitter.

This usually doesn't stop there, since Twitter usually isn't the only source of straight-up confusing sentences.

Reddit's "Brand New Sentence" compiles never-before-written sentences from all across social media. It is a prime source for funny news headlines and an amalgamation of words or phrases that you would've never thought you'd read in your entire life.

Honestly, after you've spent a long time online, you eventually learn to keep your expectations in check. But no matter what, you will always find something that surprises you.

Here are some of the weirdest phrases uttered online, which will hopefully shock you just as much as they shocked us.