We Didn't Think We Would Read These 28 Sentences Today

There are a lot of people around the world saying and typing things all day long. For fun or for work, people say a lot of different things. This fact might make it seem like there are no original thoughts left to be thought of. Surely, by now, everything has been said before, right? However, people are full of surprises, and every now and again, a sentence pops up on the internet that shocks everyone.

Headlines get weird sometimes, and people get weird, too, and sometimes that weirdness translates into a sentence no one has ever read before. This is why Reddit's /r/brandnewsentence exists. This subreddit is open for people to share all of the most bizarre sentences they see in real life and online so everyone can see them and experience something totally original. Here are 28 unique sentences no one has likely ever seen, read, or typed before now.