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15 Clever Comebacks From Witty Individuals

Everyone has been in that horrible situation where you are in a debate and it's your turn to have a comeback and you just choke up and can't think of anything. It's embarrassing and terrible and feels so cringeworthy. The even worse part about it is that like hours later you will think of the most perfect comeback possible, but now the moment is gone and that comeback is useless. Why do our brains do that? It's the worst. Not everyone has this luck though. Some people out there have all the wit and intelligence in the world. They can come up with the most perfect, extreme comebacks out there at the best time.

Many of these people get featured on Reddit's /r/CleverComebacks. To be fair, these people do get a time buffer to come up with these clever comebacks, but still, some of them are pretty good. To see some people get owned online, here are 15 super clever comebacks from some clever individuals.

The SuperBowl x Taylor Swift Battle

The Pleb Reporter @truckdriverpleb Follow Taylor Swift has ruined the NFL for me and tonight will be the first SuperBowl that I skip in my life Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated The Iron Snowflake ... Cool. I have a 14 year old daughter watching her first Superbowl. She's happy to take your place.

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Not Wrong

SLATE Slate @Slate Deodorants were created to solve a fake problem and thrived thanks to the patriarchy. All-Natural Deodorants Are a Scam, but Honestly, Antiperspirants Are a Scam Too slate.com Uckema @ los angeles - DC @u....2d ✓ Replying to @Slate Come to an anime convention and you will delete this 35 1290 4,404

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Perspective

Sbo @NeloZk Follow Oh no a waterproof, thermally regulated structure that requires only naturally occurring resources to build Tom @Tom66322997 4d This was your only architectural achievement before Jan van Riebeek arrived. Stop kidding yourself. NCEPho

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Did You?

The Bible says being gay is fine, as long as you're high. "A man who lays with another man should be stoned." • Leviticus 20:13 ESV 27 Like Comment 5 Comments • 8 Shares Anna Cone That's not what that verse means DUMMY View 1 previous reply Dilla Arma Nate Did u write it Share

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How to Millionaire

fatgirlhedonist Idk who needs to hear this, but I switched from buying coffee every day to making it at home 2 years ago and I'm still not a millionaire. a v 320 replies 6,582 likes . Pinned 1d ... brianmstewart 1d ... I have studied the habits of millionaires. While it is a good step to save money by making coffee at home, have you considered supplementing your income by committing massive fraud? QV 43 replies 1,632 likes

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Mind Your Business

sMartness @Smartner People that walk around with bottle of water always feel like they've made it in life.. nini $ @niiniola this is evidence that even if all you do is DRINK WATER and mind your business, people will still talk

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Hmmm…

Yeah so that's called Aposematism and its function is to warn off predators. Are you a predator? Because it clearly works. Every Single Time Follow Woodys350 m....1d In nature, poisonous creatures will often develop bright colors to warn others of their toxicity.

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How Come

PETA @peta 5h PETA A fish's life is just as valuable to them as yours is to you. to 125 PETA 409 PETA @peta greg@greg16676935420.5h How come fish can eat other fish but we can't eat fish 261 437 il₁ 585K 1293 6,956 190K Follow @peta blocked you You are blocked from following @peta and ←-] ←]

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6?

CBS46 CBS46 @cbs46 You should only eat 6 fries per serving, Harvard professor says bit.ly/2FVZq4M O Coley Night @ColeyMick Shut the f up, nerd >

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This Can't Be

If 100c is the boiling point of water, why does water boil at different temperatures at higher altitudes? : Reply 85h Cus water is dumb ● 4-6 -6 5 3h Nice, so after creationists and flat earthers, now we have Celsius-deniers as well? : 10

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I'm Not Worthy

Geist @sochimuoneke I'm not worthy to be in his presence. Run me the $1 trillion. tubs @teletubby. 2d be honest Show this thread : $1 Trillion or 10 Minutes dinner with Jesus BLACK ✓ TWITTER THREADS

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Truly

whisper something dirty in my ear ;) Marcus @BlvckGrip Your feet AURELIA 38242

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Complaining About Complainers

@from mind you this is a complaint Roll 9.2d I hate complainers, you either find a solution or shut the fup 5:28 PM 20 Feb 24 2.6M Views 8,197 Reposts 85 Quotes 84.7K Likes 1,101 Bookmarks Subscribe O ↑] ge

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Checkmate

Gizzly @gzxc. Jun 1 I'm currently on Day 47 of my no shower journey, it's been a personal goal of mine to conserve as much water as possible and help the planet thrive. Yes that means no shower and washing of hands. Y'all join me 956 12.4K 258 Estroysh @destroy3000 Jun 1 I just started showering twice to make sure you make no difference 41 1.1K 5.6K ●●● ↑

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It's Implied

schizopotato. 2h Isn't the reason why the container is so big is so you can toss them in the sauce? Reply 452 ↓ Sad-Syrup7112 OP • 2h I've yet to see instructions saying I have to do so Fuzzolio • 2h 4 -143 ↓ Do you s your pants because the toilet doesn't have an informational pamphlet? 4157

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