posts from /r/rareinsults

25 Incredible Insults That Will Surprise You, To Say The Least

It's incredibly difficult to go on the internet without meeting a few trolls or rage-bait nerds trying to get a reaction out of you. Part of the online experience is constantly having to deal with hate online, even if sometimes it's warranted. This is where the subreddit /r/rareinsults shine, highlighting the most creative moments where an insult was so strange and outwardly that it's downright commendable.

Each post here is an incredible example of what the human mind is capable of cooking up when you put your mind to it, providing us with insults that are more novel than the last. Prepare to revel in the loud and bustling world of Twitter, Facebook, and other social media where no one is afraid to speak their mind, and every stupid post has very dire consequences, which are often just being roasted online. Keep an open mind while you scroll this collection, because you may even stumble upon an insult that could be useful sometime in the future.

Master in law indeed

INTERNET REACTS MEME ZAR LEONARDO DICAPRIO IS REPORTEDLY DATING 19-YEAR-OLD MODEL EDEN POLANI 8h He's like my employer paying minimum wage, you know he'd go lower if it weren't for the law 3,174 likes Reply

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Ouch!
Comments Can you feel anything when it's inside you? Reply 4d. Author probably not with you Reply

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Pot of greed is crazy

FD X @Firedesirre Men: "I make six figures" The six figures: $103,837 2.9K Q874 2 40 63 regalpeasant 4h Girl looks like Pot of Greed Lmao. Of course 100k isn't enough.

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Skinsuit Simon

HISTORIC historicillustrations 1d + Simon Cowell fans concerned by his appearance as they 'don't recognize him'! him? Check the comments!❤ What happened to Q 635 ☑ michaelblower0099 1d Looks like someone killed him and wearing him as a suit

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Stay in school!

Pop Base @PopBase Kamala Harris formally becomes the first Black woman and first Asian American to lead the ticket of a major political party. CARTIER. WIMATCH @CartiersSaint NI ain't she indian? wym asian american Lys @lyssah_a man if i wanted to die i'd jump from my IQ to yours. 600

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Next level divorced

Elon Musk ☑@elonmusk • 7h Fine Taylor ... you win ... I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life 23K 130K 188K IlII 35M ↑ Tim Onion @oneunderscore___ Follow Sir you have reached unseen levels of divorced. No one has ever been more divorced than you in this moment. • 1:46 AM · Sep 11, 2024 528.7K Views

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A sophisticated insult

" MeisterVaxl 3 hr. ago Does your doors dont have locks? 23 Reply Share 444 FW190A80P 1 hr. ago Does youre english haveth good? 19 Reply Share 444 MeisterVaxl⚫ 21 min. ago You speak english because its the only language you know. I speak english because its the only language you know. We re not the same 34 Reply Share 444

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Joffrey just can't catch a break

Jack Gleeson, who played King Joffrey on "Game of Thrones," got married to girlfriend Róisín O'Mahony over the weekend in a small ceremony in Ireland. Without that mustache he'd look like a student marrying his teacher, but even with that mustache he still look like a student marrying his teacher, just wearing a fake mustache.

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A genetic burn

Ben Affleck's daughter is LITERALLY her mother's (Jennifer Garner) twin. Rohita Kadambi @RohitaKadambi His genes didn't even try

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The resemblance is uncanny

Kid Rock looks like a Patriotic Magician who's only trick is turning Bud Light into Domestic Violence.

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Sphinthx

Mike Tyson in front of the Sphinx!!!! HiX @hixdmv I'd pay money to hear that man pronounce "Sphinx"

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Pretty accurate description!

Richy Craven @RichyCraven Follow It looks like the still from a Disney made-for-TV movie where a dog and a cat get transformed into people. 4:37 AM 9/10/24 1.9M Views CUCC

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A proper name for it.

Franklin Leonard @fra....5h 800 Who started calling the cybertrucks Deploreans? I owe you a drink. 231 3.7K 22K ili 450K

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You could almost feel bad for them

0:43/1:17 Disney's Snow White | Teaser Trailer | In Theaters March 21 Walt Disney Studios 4.56M subscribers Subscribe @Goblinboyo162 8 days ago They finally did it. They made a movie nobody is going to pirate March 21, 2025. 13K Reply CC 84K 1.1M Share

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Sounds convenient

Lynn @hunkylovr Sent this photo to my new job for my ID card and this is what I get back, I am beyond disgusted 50.7K 250 25 O/From 05/08/2021 Comments Lynn Hannon Go/To 05/08/2024 coxy_someday 23h Her sweat dries before it gets to her eyes! Reply View 3 more replies Σ 200

First time for everything!

if someone held uh gun to my head and told me to subtract 9 from 21, tell my family I love them cwyup you are the first person to ever misspell a 09-07 Reply 514

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Applebee's catching strays

Corinne Kaplan @CORINSANITY I once got roofied in an Applebee's and the food was still the worst thing that happened to me that night.

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Too much oxygen wasted

today my army friend was telling us about basic training and drill sergeants and there was this kid in her battalion who asked so many stupid questions that the drill sergeant made him carry around a potted plant all day to replace the oxygen he wasted

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To be fair, you can still see a dog!

My husband runs a sawmill and look at these he cut today! Anyone else see a dog? 707 97% 2h 68 I feel like I see more of a sad pig Turn on your monitor Posted in r/meme 39 reddit 5

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A well deserved Diddy insult

People are currently betting money on Diddy being released by October VE • All New Politics Crypto Pop Culture $13,423 Bet Diddy released from custody before October? ES % chance 48% Polymarket Bet Yes 3.6¢ Bet No 98.7¢ mand_measures 16 Std. Never trust a man that can look through a spy hole with both eyes. Antworten Übersetzung anzeigen

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Elon and his positions

dwnews 66 Elon Musk's had more positions on free speech than the Kama Sutra. Bill Shorten Australian Government Services Minister

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Tough

r/AskMen u/Myamoxomis • 4h Join The skin on the palm of your hand does not have the ability to grow hair. What part of your body do you wish had this type of skin? Discussion 2.0k BEST COMMENTS 505 Share dankness43.4h F1 Award Between my eyebrows T + Reply 1.4k peepeeonmydoodoo • 2h 2 Awards I'm guessing that "s" isn't needed? 1.4k

Don't mess with Xbox players!

Someone just called my son "gay" on Xbox and he responded "I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on." I'm not intervening

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Cash grab failed successfully

The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle 'THE CROW' original director on the new remake: "Wow. The reviews are brutal. I thought the remake was a cynical cash-grab. Not much cash to grab it seems." T NT GO G

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Seems about right!

Tibetan Foxes look like someone tried to draw a normal fox & couldn't get the face right

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