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25 Intriguing And Oddly Specific Phrases

The extent of some people's minds is truly a wondrous thing. Some people are able to convey a very specific feeling or describe something to a tee in the most oddly accurate way. They are so specific in their descriptions that it is a little odd, and maybe even a little concerning. It is like those questions people ask that end with "asking for a friend," and it is just so obvious that it is not for a friend. Those kinds of statements and questions are confusing and intriguing, because where did they come up with those ideas? What is the motive behind them? Either way, they are entertaining and pretty interesting to think about.

Reddit's subreddit titled /r/oddlyspecific is full of the most strangely specific tweets and memes that convey a message or picture just perfectly. Here are 25 oddly specific moments that are so odd they may spark some further questioning.

Maybe He Prefers Bass

Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb Normalize starting an underwater rock band and NOT making the octopus play drums

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Relatable?

jillionaire @Jilluminum i feel like I have the psychological profile of one of those dudes at the end of a cosmic horror story who glimpsed the formless ones outside of time and then can't focus on their day job anymore and spend all their time haunting their attic scribbling runes on the furniture 6:58 pm 25 Nov 23 899 Views 14 Reposts 1 Quote 37 Likes 4 Bookmarks 22 jillionaire @Jilluminum 25 Nov Replying to @Jilluminum but like, high functioning 271 13 . il₁1 300 go

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So True

جہاد الحق @ Jihad al-Haqq @JihadalHaqq Life in a capitalist system is just one constant countdown. Countdown until you get off work/school. Countdown until the weekend. Countdown until the holidays. Countdown until vacation. It would be nice to live in a society where I don't have to live like an expendable machine.

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Not Often That Happens

Louis Virtel @louisvirtel The best part of being a flight attendant has to be when you walk the aisle saying "trash" to everyone's face.

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Uhh

Tomorrow Morning, Take a left turn as soon as you leave home

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Not Wrong

Likes Comments greylikeghost 5d He looks like the German villain in a comedy about figure skating 62.6K a 281 Share 33.8K

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Honk

4 Ford HONK IF YOU'D RATHER BE WATCHING THE 1995 CULT CLASSIC "DEMON KNIGHT" STARRING BILLY ZANE, WILLIAM SADLER, AND CCH POUNDER SE FLEX FUEL

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Who's Naming These Paints?

You'll Never Take Me Alive, COPPER 3200 76/642 Help! I'm A Ghost! They're Liquifying Us For Our Pure White Color! THEY MUST BE STOPPED! OH GOD PLEASE HELP!!!! Hahaha JK I'm Not A Ghost. It's Just Me, Jeff, The Guy Who Names These Paint Colors. LOLOL 33/210 051 G14 Jeff Wysaski

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Eh?

chris person @Papapishu You ever watch a movie or TV show and you're like "there's something just slightly off about this" and then like halfway through you realize it's Canadian?

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Very Precise

SCHOOL SPEED LIMIT 25 SCHOOL DAYS 6:50-7:50 AM 1:43-2:43 PM

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Typical

Sorry bud but I'm going to have to temporarily ban you for a week and remove your post as it violates rule #1827 by not including a uppercase letter at the start of the title, trying to use other account to avoid this ban will result in a permanent ban. hò made with mematic

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Seriously

gabe @allgarbled one of my worst fears is somebody telling me we don't need to eat because there is going to be "food" at a party, and then we show up and it's actually a block of brie and 10 slices of salami

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How Come?

NO PETS ALLOWED ON SCHOOL GROUNDS NO DOGS, CATS, OR POT BELLIED PIGS SEA. MUN. CODE 18.12.080 SUB SECTION A

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Yeah

Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy If you've ever wondered what angry lettuce tastes like, kale might be right for you

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Why Does This Happen?

apex leggings @hellakyra office culture is someone bringing in donuts and everyone for some reason refusing to take a whole one and cutting off 3/8 of the donut and then at the end of the day there's like 17/25ths of 9 different donuts left

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Bathroom Schedule

Gary M. Parcel @parcel_gary Follow I have created a bathroom schedule for my wife, to help her align her day in a more orderly way. Husbands, lead your wife and manage her well, so she can fulfill her God-given role and serve you. 1 Corinthians 14:40 has such wisdom A 7:12 PM 01 Sep 23.50.2K Views 6 Reposts 35 Quotes 25 Likes

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Dress to Depress

Sara Buckley @nottheworstmom I have an unsurpassed love for sweaters. If it's baggy and looks like sadness, I want it. ...

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Rhinos and Treadmills

Chrono-Helix • 2h Tell her unicorns are rhinos that spend a lot of time on the treadmill 分 12 凸 ... Yandere_bt_tsundere. 2m I feel like this would lead the said daughter to build a psychopathic obsession of smuggling a rhino and torturing it on a treadmill while she maniacally laughs, waiting for a meerkat wearing a fedora to thwart her plans. 2

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Yup

DEADLINE Deadline Hollywood @DEADLINE > Ellen DeGeneres' Brother Defends Talk Show Host For Supporting Kevin deadline.com/2019/01/vance-... Hart CRIC RE josh androsky @Shut UpAndrosky i've never seen a family with a stronger P.E. teacher gene

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Tortilla

Leems Ratmilk Nov 2 Taylor Swift makes music for people that pronounce the Ls in tortilla

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Just Because

stef @iUse.T why is tamales pronounced tamales but females is pronounced females instead of females

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What…

TRTE Chef's open comms - 5/5 slots filled @chef033 this was only a 35mph crash test too. in a 65mph collision the screen goes black and playstation CD ROM loading sounds play for a few seconds before a high fidelity 1997 FMV of your kids exploding into mortal kombat gore plays over a game over screen AI DRIVR @AIDRIVR. 30 Nov - #Cybertruck crash test TEST-87956 3:40 pm - 1 Dec 2023 - 15.2K Views Full Frontal 35 mph ⠀

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Sigh

POV: The HR lady who majored in psychology at a no-name school in Florida is about to throw your resume in the trash

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Interesting Take

Comments i alenmatibag 2w Miss u amy. U would have loved vapes. Ice strawberry to be specific. 14,933 likes Reply

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Oops

Lucy Huber @clhubes Why is male country music like "hot girls in teeny tiny shorts I will make you my wife, bear my children, front porch, family values, casseroles" and female country music is like "oops I killed my husband"

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