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15 People You Can't Argue With

Sometimes we expect a certain answer to be given to questions asked. Something straightforward and concise. Something helpful that is inquisitive and correct. These kinds of answers aren't always the most fun though. They can be boring. Which is why answers that are technically the truth are way better. Statements that are technically not wrong are the kinds of things that you wouldn't expect to read but no one can really argue with them because they aren't wrong, they're just silly. They're usually very literal and probably a little too obvious.

They can be annoying because they don't truly advance anyone's inquiring minds, but that's okay, the fact that they're funny is all that really matters anyways. Reddit's /r/TechnicallyTheTruth is the subreddit that collects these silly answers from all sorts of places all around the web and puts them into one place where everyone can see them and appreciate the wit and intelligence behind them. Here are 15 statements that are almost impossible to argue with.

Can Confirm

r/AskReddit u/Muntszy . 3h What smells better than it tastes? ? 390 BEST COMMENTS ✓ Tedtox77 3h S A nose? 8 Awards 1052 Share Reply 1.6k

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I Mean, Yeah

If you could be shot anywhere on your body, where would you choose? Lol, no I mean where would you be shot to feel the least amount of pain the head Oh haha i gotcha the head

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Been Through It All

feyisayo @kennytrip2 For couples who are madly in love with each other. /Sarcasmlol Ors @deoors So they can say they've been through s together.

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Fair Enough

kunal @kunalwillmadeit 8m I want to eat an omlette 92 22 1 proper pakora @punirudh - 8m *omelette or omelet 91 22 kunal @kunalwillmadeit - 7m former is british, latter is american 27 ♡ 2 go proper pakora @punirudh - 6m And what you said is none of the above 27 2 2 kunal @kunalwillmadeit - 5m yeah because I am neither British nor American I am Indian 92 27 2

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Isn't That What It Is

TESLA BDG-230 It's becoming clear Tesla is just another car company Business Insider. 2d ...

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Eagle

2.72 MB JPG >>3530308 # Anonymous >>3530287 (OP) # Eagle Anonymous >>3530303 # Eagle >>3530320 # : Anonymous Post an animal that starts with the last letter of the previous post, I'll start >>3530308 # Eagle Bearded vulture 10/09/20(Fri) 12:00:41 No.3530303 10/09/20(Fri)12:06:45 No.3530308 10/09/20(Fri)12:15:59 No.3530320

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Just One Paper

Danielle Boyce @RyansMom2 My mother is telling EVERYONE that I am "practically a doctor" and I "just need to finish one paper." Reader, that paper is my dissertation.

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Hmmm

An 18 year old can legally adopt a 17 year old

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Nothing Wrong Here

← Tweet tKat Maddox Retweeted whalefact @awhalefact jeff bezos can't become a trillionaire if he gets eaten by a whale 12:36 - 19 May 20 - Twitter for iPhone 2,685 Retweets 16K Likes 27 jeb @Llamalna Tux .7h Replying to @awhalefact what if he gets eaten by a llama 1 22.1 39 go whalefact @awhalefact. 7h i'm sorry that's not my area of expertise 27.1 159 2 >

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The Toast

MOMMA $PICE @ItsMrsPlugg My daughter is at her friends house and we told her to call us for the toast... look what she called us with Mind 101 Follow 083

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I Guess So

r/Damnthatsinteresting u/Knight_TheRider • 17m.i.redd.it Today's Date, 123123, only happens once in a century Image 123123 3 5 286465296752858262 4m Doesn't every date happen once a century? Reply Share ↑ 3

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There It Is

U.S. Cellular 11:56 AM David Sandow @David Sandow1 Previous owners built this house, told us there was insulation in the roof. True story.. Tweet your reply Orphey

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According to the Brain

Your brain is the most important organ According to the brain 22.824 目 294

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Way to Go

CHRIS KLEMENS @ChrisKlemens If you chug a bottle of vodka on December 31st at 11:57:32, you'll probably be vomiting horrendously when the clock strikes midnight. Start off your new year at rock bottom so you can only go up.

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Pretty Much

Ⓒ Figuring Out Taxes Worksheet 1 Why do we pay taxes? So we don't get arrested 2 If you own a business and do not receive a paychec on?

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