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24 Awkward Encounters On Bumble

Dating apps are probably now one of, if not the most, common places to meet people. With dating apps, anyone can see who in their area is single, and what they want. People can swipe on each other and match and if they're lucky, maybe even have a conversation. Dating apps and online dating is a lot harder than it sounds though. The people on there can be strange. From intimidating and red-flag-filled profiles to gross pickup lines and bizarre questions, it takes a lot of weeding through the bad to find the good ones out there.

Though there are a lot of dating apps out there, they are all a little different. For example, Bumble is the app that makes women message first. Even this app though has its moments. Single Reddit users post their most heinous experiences from this app on the subreddit /r/Bumble. It's like a way to share and find solace in the bad times. Some of these cringeworthy encounters might just make some people delete the app altogether. Here are 24 terrible times that were had on Bumble.

Just An Honest 23-Year-Old Man

פֿ = New here 23 bumble ÷ 50 3

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Oh.

Today Hey handsome tell me one reason Jesus means so much to you? To be honest right now may not be the best time to say What do you mean love? I'm ma ng And that just told me Delivered everything I needed to know. GIF And So

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Sounds Great

Uhhh errr idk Today Hey what's one thing you love about yourself? You don't know what you like about yourself? Not really kinda just a person that's living on this dying planet

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Valid, Honestly

Hi Alicia You matched! Here's your hint to help your matches... ... yeah Ask me about... my travel list... Yesterday Hi Alicia! What do you like to do on sunny winter days? I like a walk if it's not too cold, but skating would be ideal. I'll go skating today Looks like a good day for it! Skating in the park or one an ice trail? rink Today Go outside You? I like a walk if it's not too cold, but skating would be ideal. Hi Alicia; this is an unmatch for me. I'm looking for a partner who is capable of sentences. Good luck, though! Delivered

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A Nice Conversation

Want to hear the song I'm obsessed with today Tbh I'm too hot for you Yeah lol uh huh Prove it because I saw your photos Already a toxic start for us I kind of love it Lmao coward you deleted our chat Because you're ugly Bye Yeah you're not all that and a bag of chips But you are very shallow I would work on that

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What's 11"…

三白 bumble Everyone Trending About me fwb wanted. own apartment in west burbs. 5'8/160/11" Send a Compliment My basics 5'8" Active High school ? Socially Never ؛ → Man Q Something casual Don't want 69

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I Am Afraid

Let Me Serve You, 29 Interests in common Exploring new cities About me Rich submissive guy looking for a queen to serve, I'll give you money, kiss your feet, worship you, I'll do an anything you tell me to. In return I want you to c ☐ me and treat me badly. I'll be fully loyal to you but you can sleep with whoever you want. You are fully in charge Send a Compliment My basics

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Is That How This Works?

< Today Hii you can take over the convo now ...

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Sounds Suspicious

Sounds good tho I need someone in my life that cooks And help each other wind down A lil bit. I get by Let's hang out this week Today Oh? You dont cook? Ill see if I can carve out time. Its going to be a little hectic. Can I ask a little about you and the type of relationship youre looking for? Someone to have fun with. Fwb type mostly. Hbu You want an fwb that cooks for you? GIF

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This Cannot Be Real

About me *Banned from bumble- 2x, even bumble couldn't handle my hotness, 6'4 Masculine, Dominant, Alpha AF, You Just Show Up Pretty I'll Handle The Rest, 10 inch ahaa shoesize I mean Met 2376 girls in 2023, rejected 2137 and liked 4, I may sound arrogant but don't worry if you behave I'll be sweet to you My basics 199 cm Active & Aries Not for me Like

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Well… Okay Then

< Good wbu Today Heyyy how are you doing gorgeous? I'm doing pretty well. Honestly going to prolly go back to sleep Imao Do anything fun last night v I just wanna get f *? Delivered

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Wonder If He Replied

Yesterday I'll gladly let you be the sleep paralysis demon at my bed so long as I get to be the twisting featureless creature that stares at you though the window in your bathroom when you turn out the light Delivered About me I can't be the man of your dreams, but I can be sleep paralysis demon at the foot of your bed

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Things Are Getting Pretty Serious

Hi Florida Today Hi How are you Good and you Good Good Delivered

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Red Flag?

= 5 = S bumble © % Joshua, 33 About me I'm really starting to hate women. Here's a tip; Men aren't meant to be monogamous. Monogamy is a choice that men choose to make women happy. Start accepting us for what we are and stop trying to make us something we're not. If you want real talk add me;

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Wonder Why He's Single

||| Glad, 36- About me 99.9% OF YOU WOMEN NEED TO LOOSE WEIGHT!!! I'm 6'4 165lb cyclist, if you weigh more than me swipe left. Why is everyone from Manhattan? Been single for over a decade, you have no power over me. My basics 6'4" Active & Virgo Trade/tech school Never IIII Never Man Something casual Want someday Conservative Muslim 69 ce

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Quite the Bold Move

Hey Today Hey Sarah. How's it going? Well my daughters daddy left me, and now I'm raising her on my own... and I had to pay my rent and I thought I would have a little bit left for groceries and diapers but I didn't, and now I don't know what to do... so I'm looking around, hoping someone will help me but no one cares.. i Aa THAT'S A BOLD STRATEGY COTTON- LET'S SEE IF IT PAYS OFF FOR Y ARHY Delivered 7:01 PM GIF

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What a Catch

= S bumble 9 % New here Matt, 39 O About me Work and gym take up 80% of my life. You want the other 20%? Im allergic to cats and Liberals so yea goodbye 97% of you Hah. I wish you knew how stupid you look with pronouns in your bio. I'm Fit, funny, great job, home owner, dog lover. No kids never married. Good luck

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Can't Believe This Didn't Work

Ben. I have a simple question. Smash or pass: 6.17 DM

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That Is Rough

✰ Physician 34 ↑ LOVE They complimented your prompt like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food. Pretty is a little bit of an overstatement, don't you think?

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Asking the Real Questions

9:25 PM ... Today I've been hesitating to write to you as your Virgo hasn't proven the most compatible with my Libra. What's your take on your Virgo tendencies? 4G+ الله 78

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These Preferences Though

About me Neck nuzzles Hand holding Laughing uncontrollably Couple's cooking nights Short hair DI lifestyle Tanning Poly/ENM Fake nails Make-up Reality TV Not here to find friends. Already have Facebook. A non-negotiable... > Dogs Kids > Living w/parents > Political agenda Pronoun nonsense Drugs (weed included) Therapy c Yes, these are dealbreakers.

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Seriously?

< BURRITO BUY Mar 1, 2023 I shall try California burritos It is so delicious, it'll make you never wanna go back to chipotle Mar 2, 2023 I never touch Chipotle. So sounds more than good to me haha Today Send me something that'll make my d stand Delivered

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It's Hard

Today I like what I see, now let's see if I'll like what you have to say I dont know how to talk to woman Delivered

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He Tried

Yesterday Oh wow you're cute Can I take a Polaroid of you hitting it from the back What happened to hello how are you Oh ok hello how are you? So can I? Delivered

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