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24 'Technically True' Moments You Can't Argue With

Technically true statements are always a fun time. Normal answers to questions and inquiries are great and informative, but they don't promote thinking the way statements that technically aren't wrong do. Everyone has seen someone say something that can't be argued with. It's like the kinds of answers to questions that, while aren't expected nor warranted, they are just too witty and too correct to be wrong. Sometimes these kinds of replies can be annoying, they are a little too obvious and silly, in the same kind of way that puns are annoying. But with all the wit and thought that went into these thoughts, no one can really be mad about it.

Reddit's subreddit titled /r/TechnicallyTheTruth contains so many iconic and perfect moments of people saying things that, while not really expected, cannot be argued with anyways. These people are truly smart. Here are 24 of those sly replies.

Yeah!

AMERICA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE NATION

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Well Played

YORK POST @nypost Millennial dads have pathetic DIY skills compared to baby boomers trib.al/ eHmcS15 large leninist failson baby boomers have pathetic blacksmithing skills compared to 9th century Saxons

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It IS Spam Though

Tweet SPAM The SPAM® Brand @SPAMbrand Can you guys stop reporting our tweets for spam 10:32 PM 19 Nov 18 69K Retweets 420K Likes O 17. It's spam It's inappropriate me irl hot meirl Cancel ४

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Somebody We Used to Know

kira - @Sadcrib. 1d this mf dropped one song and dipped 1,331 124.3K Doc who tf is this 41 @ayodocc - 1d 177 220K 1,851 kira @Sadcrib. 1d somebody that we used to know 145 1,486 40.5K ↑ ↑ ↑ ...

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Maybe They Are Tourists

Prince William and Kate Middleton Fans Follow 1d. ✪ Kate Middleton and Prince William Look Like Tourists as They Visit Ancient Mayan Ruins in Belize. Full Story Below 215 ● +H × 16 comments • 6 shares

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There You Go

asked a question in DIY On A Budget Official. 2h. Can I see pictures of people who have their tv built into the wall. Thank you 091 Be the first to answer this question Like No problem Like Reply View 207 previous replies... Answer 2.5K D ...

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A Challenge

navi @prettyboynavi WALMART is giving out FREE supplies to anyone who can outrun the security 8:53 PM 18 Apr 22 Twitter for iPhone 41K Retweets 1,868 Quote Tweets 387K Likes

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Whale Facts Only

K Tweet tKat Maddox Retweeted whalefact @awhalefact jeff bezos can't become a trillionaire if he gets eaten by a whale 12:36 19 May 20 Twitter for iPhone 2,685 Retweets 16K Likes 27 jeb @Llamalna Tux · 7h Replying to @awhalefact what if he gets eaten by a llama 1 22 1 39 go whalefact @awhalefact. 7h i'm sorry that's not my area of expertise 2 27 1 159

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Nothing Wrong There

F Hey, perfectionists. This is an 89° angle. Have a good day! +373 20 SINGLE COMMENT THREAD Add a comment ↑ Share Kona1184 6d It's a perfect 89 degree angle. Don't see a problem there. Edit ….. VIEW ALL 13

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We All Could

Andrew Tate @Cobratate. 10h The truth is. In mortal kombat, I would destroy a singular wolf. Decimation. I am one of the most powerful humans on the planet. And he knows it. Thats why he loves me. Respect and love go hand in hand. 576 1828 12.7K 1.1M Joseph - Not a biblical figure @whocntrlthenews j Replying to @Cobratate Yeah mate, Their paws cant hold a controller, Flawless victory 100% 9:17 AM 17 Apr 23 6,165 Views ● 1 Retweet 160 Likes

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Hmmm

1912 Titanic Annual Deaths 2023

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When You Put It Like That

WHA II@ J_D Parents aren't picky eaters because they only buy the food that they like

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Waiting for It

@latestinspace 13h NASA is monitoring an asteroid that could collide with Earth on Valentine's Day in 2046 Latest in space BREAKING: 'a 1 in 400 chance' 4,191 19,360 70.9K 18.6M Michael @69MoonMilks Replying to @latestinspace The first Valentine's Day where everyone gets smashed

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That Simple

Ryanair @Ryanair You pay €10 and then you fly somewhere SecretSpy737 @MoreLikeBadMorning Can someone teach me the economics of cheap airlines like Ryanair? How do 10€ flights work?

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Understandable

Disguised Toast @Disguised Toast why do people like feet? not kink shaming, just wondering what about feet makes them so attractive to some people 3:16 PM Jan 26, 2024 Twitter for iPhone . 890 Retweets 76 Quote Tweets 1.6K Likes 208 27 That must be something from the USA, here in Europe we are more into metres 1812 3.5K ↑₁ ... :

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True

r/Showerthoughts Your heartbeat is probably perfectly synchronised with someone else's. Mindblowing +421 BEST COMMENTS 32 Especially if you are dead Reply Share 113

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He Blessed Her

O @localmenaceeee First female to reply with they cashapp im blessing em 11:11 PM 13 Oct 22 TARIQ 52 Retweets 7 Quotes 247 Likes 27 Krista @_krista_13 Oct 22 Replying to @localmenaceeee $kriistaa18 177 口 26 TARIQ @localmenaceeee. 13 Oct 22 Father god i ask that you bless this young lady's cashapp an wrap your arms around this womans cashapp an grant it serenity peace an glory, father god i ask that you shine your light an heavenly eyes on her cash app, AMEN 23 17253 1,261 ht

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Yeah… Okay

r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Deloptin. 10h The opposite of the opposite of wrong is left. + 736 43 Share Award 31

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Out Standing in a Field

D When my boss criticizes my work ethic Dad I thought you'd like to know that I'm outstanding in my field.

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Why Doesn't It Automatically Know

how did i fail anatomy 396.6K my brain literally knows where all my organs are 1716 but won't tell me 12.2K

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Got It

Fix this by moving only 1 matchstick 6+4=4 oztsarfati420 6-4#4 17h Reply 1370 comments 154

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He's Just Passionate

Just got kicked outta church for yelling "f the devil!" tf? I thought we hated that mf?

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Yuh

Cryptocurrencies Follow Topic ciniz @screentimes . x : saw a video on instagram "how to turn $500 into $160,000 with nfts" dude just bought the nft for $500 and set the ask to $160,000 16:59 29 Dec 21 · Twitter for iPhone 27 323 Retweets 103 Quote Tweets 4,943 Likes

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It's Just a Door

ce enquiries Accepted South Western Railway IF LIFE SHUTS A DOOR OPEN TT AGAIN. IT'S A DOOR THAT'S HOW THEY WORK uick ticke South Wester z Falway

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