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25 People Getting Totally Owned By Some Intense Comebacks

We have all found ourselves in that annoying situation where you need a comeback, but cannot come up with one. It happens during the worst times and is always so infuriating. And then later on in the day, a comeback comes to mind, the perfect one, but now the moment is gone forever. For some people, though, this problem does not exist. Some people have all the wit and intelligence in the world and can come up with some pretty extreme comebacks right away.

The kinds of things people say can be intense, and a little mean, but it's mostly deserved, so it's fine. For anyone who needs some motivation or inspiration for a clever comeback or two, Reddit's got plenty. Users share the best comebacks they have found online to the subreddit /r/MurderedByWords for all to see and cringe at, because some of these are sure to cause a little embarrassment. Here are 25 people who were unexpectedly murdered by words.

Is she wrong?

3d What's worse than a heartbreak? 1,796 326 3,848 Karen Stene @Audioslave1974 Replying to Girls begging for attention 4:55 AM 12 Oct 18

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Honestly, yeah

Josephine Liptrott @JoLiptrott If male staff are in any way distracted by children's knees, I don't think they should be allowed anywhere near a school, to be honest. Newstalk @NewstalkFM S----------- told to wear longer skirts to 'create a good work environment for male staff' bit.ly/1YvhkcB

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Pretty much

The solar eclipse will cost America almost $700 million in lost productivity Transvangelical @transvangelical Translation: Our economic system is designed to ensure there is no time to appreciate the world around us. MEME ZAR

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Check yourself

AMERICA TAGAIN Tim Pool TMCAST @Timcast. 4h 800 effeminate weak men are desperate to defend birth control because its the only way they can get laid Q1.1K 17739 5.1K Il 379K ☐ 1 Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope Follow 000 You're pushing 40 while unmarried with zero kids

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This is awkward

mgk @machinegunkelly when the only time you go viral is by hating on me, i still win. bless your heart. 11:39 PM Mar 30, 2024 522.4K Views Ale @Calcioforca Bro, you just admitted taking an L from Eminem cause the only time you went viral was Sept. 2018 when Rap Devil/Killshot was dropped. Check the Google Trends for you name LOL Interest over time ② 100 75 50 25 Sep 2018 Machine Gun Kelly 100 Jan 1, 2004 Jan 1, 2010 Jan 1, 2016 4 wwwwwwwww Jan 1, 2022

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Why would you post that?

toldbythomas 1d + I legit quit a job at a corporate PR firm after 6 months because I couldn't get the hang of Outlook. I didn't have the time to learn new software lololol. 10 dang3rtown 13 h + 89 29 ☑ I'm not sure bragging about failing to understand email after 6 months of effort is quite the flex you think it is? 476 Q 2 (3 ☑

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Is anyone NOT making fun of her right now?

toph, and? @Tophurrr Follow She's like when you give a homeschooled kid a Mountain Dew LV Lyric Vault ❤ @LyricVault .4d Jojo Siwa reveals that she isn't that innocent after all: "Just wait until I drop that F bomb," she warns rt iHeart RADIO FOX iHeart RADIO FOX ( iHeart RADIO iHeart RADIO F iHeart RADIO iHeart RADIO FOX iHeart RADIO deart DIO FOX X iHeart RADIO FOX FOX iHeart RADIO iHeart RADIO

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This didn't go the way they though it would

r/Showerthoughts u/Edawg661.3h Join Movies always depict couples waking up in bed and kissing as if morning breath doesn't exist. +848 256 143 GoldenLiar2 • 3h OP, if you were in a relationship with someone, you'd realize that couples do in fact kiss each other even if they have morning breath Imao Reply + 3.6k 3.6k Nphhero1 • 2h Serf Yeah, this is more like a never-showerthought ✩ 1.4k 1.4k

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Good news, everyone

Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa • 1h this is very funny because all else aside if it was Goliath the forehead would be smashed in. Like that is the one thing we know. About Goliath. Lucas Calabrez 1 hour ago I finally found some credible evidence (Found in the Wilderness) Breaking news! Goliath from the old testament in the Bible is found outside Rome. The theory of evolution was wrong.

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Oof

Kim. @_KimChanel_ Idek why people be trying to seriously date rappers anyways & expect them to act right lol 9:32 PM 12/24/20 Twitter for iPhone 13 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 51 Likes 27 Ca$h Only. @GrandxNational - 1h Replying to @_KimChanel_ lol why we can't act right? ↑ 1 121 ♡ Kim. @_KimChanel_-1h I'm talking about the famous ones my bad 15 23 336

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Driest sandwich ever

Red Flag @RedFlag NYC. Follow Brother, no egg? No cheese? Straight bacon on bread? Why do British people hate themselves so much? David Atherton @DaveAtherton20 My breakfast tomorrow in Ramadan month. 7:28 PM - Mar 13, 2024 10 Reply ↑ Share Read 7 replies X

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Easter fun

Gemma @Gem28211 Follow Any shops that sell any Easter eggs, that are halal certified, no one should buy them, I refuse to buy Easter eggs that are labelled as halal certified, absolutely Muslims have nothing to do with Easter, they just want to try and make everything halal it's not their celebration 11:06 22/03/2024 654K Views • 338 Reposts 234 Quotes 3.8K Likes 74 Bookmarks 27 Jester4Indy @Jester4Indy 14h Oxygen is Halal, Gemma. Do your thing ↑ 25 1725 1.6K Ilil 40K

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Oop

bp bp @bp_plc The first step to reducing your emissions is to know where you stand. Find out your #carbonfootprint with our new calculator & share your pledge today! Andrew Henderson @andrwfhenderson i pledge not to spill 4.9 million barrels of oil into the gulf of mexico.

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At least they didn't make the dog vegetarian

How my vegetariar husband feeds our carnivorous dog... Comments 3 Likes 106 응 ✗ BanditTheBestBoy. Creator How my husband feeds Bandit his duck foot treat. #puppyti... 1h ago See more Southern California user8077632544830 Marry a real man 1h Reply 1 BanditTheBestBoy. Creator Thanks if I end up in the market for some fragile masculinity you'll be the first one I call! the wife - 1m Reply

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Reporter doesn't do basic research

Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_ · 18h Five lol wbu SEC Ari Drennen @AriDrennen · Apr 8 Replying to @FoxNews . how many college championships has Riley Gaines won? 1.2K 12.4K 38K 3.9M R

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Short and true

TIME TIME @TIME Millennials want jobs and education, not marriage and kids Alternate headline: Y'all f d up the economy so badly that we can't focus on marriage and kids because we're struggling to afford to live

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Who's laughing now

SAY CHEE SAY CHEESE! => @Saychees.... 1h The 'World's dirtiest man' Amou Haji who last showered 65 years ago and lived on a diet of raw animal meat and a pack of cigarettes a day. passed away at 94. He believed soap & water would make him sick. 人 568 3,184 15.8K ↑ NIKOLA JOVIC Grove$treet @MindOfaMan⚫ 1h So he live to 95 and got O b .. Not worth it imo 40 190 4,342 ↑ lil uzi rouge @zorovinsmoked Replying to @MindOfaMan_ and @Saycheese DGTL you shower and get the same result 11:17 AM 10/25/22 Twitter for iPhone

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None

janelle_ How it feels to apply to jobs in 2024 Comments 1d I'm old school. I will walk to the company and hand them a printed, on paper, resume. Reply wendy y 21h @janelle_n rok janelle your profile says you're a stay at home mom. What jobs are you walking into with a resume? Reply 83 88 2753

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PETA continuing to get clowned on

so were the 67% of those 2,650 animals that you killed PETA @peta. 40m Whether they're a cat or a cow, every animal is someone. Why love one & eat the other?

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Like, who asked?

8:13 FM • 5G 35%. I'm 33 years old and I've never had a boyfriend but that doesn't change who I am Comments 2d I'm 35, rich, 6ft 3 and I travel the nation with my 18-25 year old girlfriends I'm dating. Reply @ 3 260 2d may I suggest flexing 992 this on manosphere subreddits instead of instagram? That's more their niche. Reply View 233 more replies

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Got 'em

I drop weights. I guarantee I have a better physique than you and that I can lift more than you. Say Happy Cake Day! So can gorillas but they're still apes. Like you! 순1. B 會 2 2 B

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Well that was mean

How am I still single?! Could be your face Yeh. Probably. Or my pot belly Reply +6⇓ ✰ Vote ⇓ There's plenty of fat ugly married folks. It's probably your personality. 44 + Vote Oh man.. I thought that was my only good side ⇧ 3凸

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Were those the good days?

Women In The 60's Has No Nose Rings, No Purple Hair, No Tattoos, Just Pure Class. What A Wonderful Time! Like ☐ Comment Send Share DO 7 Them days were the good days these days are just days that probably won't even be remembered 5h Like Reply Bowman They also didn't have bank accounts, credit cards or jobs if they got pregnant. I don't think the 60's were as romantic as people remember them. Just now Like Reply

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Poisoned by Crayons

Woodfish111 • 30m You need me to draw it out for you, because you clearly don't understand what i meant. Vote Hanguarde 27m Please do so with the crayons that you haven't ate yet. +1

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Super weird

caleb._.sh 4h Smash Reply View 4 previous replies kristyson 3h Author @caleb._.sh you should be saying things like that about your girlfriend @jessgoehle and not me, kind of weird bro Reply 402 1,827

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